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What would you do with...........? (read first post)

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 urluckyday
12-25-2010, 1:08 AM
#51
^Well, your highness, I would steal a Klondike bar and give it to someone I liked...because I HATE Klondike bars...bleck.

What would you do with 12 beautiful ladies chillin' with you in a hot tub?
 Darth Avlectus
12-27-2010, 10:21 PM
#52
I'd like to tell ya, but that's not quite appropriate for a PG-13 forum. :naughty:

What would you do with yourself if you could only watch the 12 beautiful women in a hot tub with me?
 .:Lord Revan:.
12-28-2010, 12:01 PM
#53
I could think of a few things. :D

What would you do with a million dollars :fist:
 Sabretooth
12-28-2010, 12:48 PM
#54
Host a reality show

What would you do with the sudden ability to read and write Burmese?
 Hallucination
12-28-2010, 2:58 PM
#55
Go to Burma and pretend to be deaf.

What would you do with the ability to fire exactly 4*10^7 lions from your hands at will?
 purifier
12-28-2010, 4:29 PM
#56
Create a circus and make that the main attraction. Would also switch to clowns with that ability.






What would you do if you kept having delusions of grandeur?
 Sabretooth
12-28-2010, 10:57 PM
#57
The same thing I do everyday, Pinky - try to take over the world!!

What would you do with your own super-kawaii Japanese little sister?
 Darth Avlectus
12-29-2010, 8:25 PM
#58
Train her to catch giant rats for me.

What would you do with vials of Orochi blood? (if you even get the reference)
 Alkonium
12-29-2010, 8:30 PM
#59
Inject myself with it?

What would you do with a sexy picture and an extremely gullible forum community?
 Darth Avlectus
12-30-2010, 6:48 PM
#60
Trick them into doing all sorts of stupid silly things and take a video of it, then find someone to post it up on youtube for the lulz.

What would you do with a seafoam green monster truck and a bunch of canisters of oil slick?
 Totenkopf
01-01-2011, 3:44 AM
#61
Light it afire and let the trebuchet monkey army do their thing.

What would you do with a pack of killer zombie cheerleaders?
 Alkonium
01-01-2011, 2:31 PM
#62
Probably kill them in self-defense.

What would you do as a Necromancer?
 Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:38 PM
#63
Like you'd need to ask. Necromancy isn't the only thing I'd be doing. :naughty:

What would you do with an electric multi-function power tool?
 Alkonium
01-02-2011, 1:33 AM
#64
Figure out which function is the deadliest, then put it to good use.

What would you do with the ability to see the infinite complexity of time?
 Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 1:56 AM
#65
I'd paradox our entire existence because I couldn't believe nobody thought of a more maniacal insidious way to bring harm to the masses.

What would you do with yourself if Dr. Who and Rush were both bought up by MSNBC and put in the "bottom drawer" (a term those in the entertainment biz refer to as far, far away and gone) never to see the light of day again?
 Alkonium
01-02-2011, 2:05 AM
#66
I'd end MSNBC. Somehow.

What would you do with power over people's dreams?
 Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 2:28 AM
#67
Get them all to start a worldwide rebellion against the shadow entities corrupting and ruling our societies of the earth. And I would impale the culprits.

What would you do with a killer animation engine like what Mounty Oum has for his productions like Haloid and Dead Fantasy?
 purifier
01-04-2011, 8:37 PM
#68
Finally make a Star Wars Kotor movie.






What would you do if your unsolved rubix cube got sucked into a small black hole, then was spit back out to you solved? :freakout:
 Alkonium
01-04-2011, 8:40 PM
#69
I'd test what else this black hole is capable of.

What would you do with a deep fryer and some explosives?
 Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 8:52 PM
#70
I'd not mix the two together but rather make 2 separate disasters waiting to happen.


What would you do if your unsolved rubix cube got sucked into a small black hole, then was spit back out to you solved? :freakout:
Where did you find one of those?! I demand to know! I need my rubix sphere solved which is 20 times more complex!


What would you do with a hockey stick as a goalie if someone was crowding you real close with their back turned to you?
 Totenkopf
01-09-2011, 7:45 PM
#71
I'd go Red Forman on them with my hockey stick.

What would you do with a earthquake making machine?
 Darth Avlectus
01-10-2011, 1:32 AM
#72
I'd make Nikola Tesla proud as I demolished properties of J.P. Morgan and Westinghouse.

What would you do with Diamond coated carbide cutting wheels for a rotary tool?
 purifier
01-14-2011, 2:15 PM
#73
Make jewelry out of them and try to sell them. CHA-CHING!





What would you do if Sasquatch sling shot your ass, by your underwear (wedgie style), into the tree tops and you got permanently stuck up there?
 urluckyday
01-14-2011, 4:08 PM
#74
I guess not much if I'm stuck up there permanently.

What would you do if you owed 3,532,185 dollars in un-paid taxes?
 Totenkopf
01-14-2011, 6:34 PM
#75
Well, I wouldn't hire Wesley Snipes' lawyer. :xp:

What would you do with all the money in the world?
 purifier
01-15-2011, 1:23 AM
#76
That would cause worldwide bankruptcy....and probably armageddon at the same time. But I'd be filthy stinking rich for a short while until the money finally became worthless. :)




What would be the first thing you'd buy with that money?
 Totenkopf
01-15-2011, 9:52 AM
#77
I would pay the rest of the world to humble the PRC and then sit back as the hilarity ensued.

What would you do with an army of Jules Winnfields? (for the clueless, check GTA's avi).
 Darth Avlectus
01-17-2011, 12:23 AM
#78
I'd have me an army of awesome, doin' The Lord's work fighting the tyranny of evil men and purging the selfish. I mean it beats Sam's role in GTA San Andreas as Officer Tenpenny.


What would you do with the half working 'fluoro' ballast after you replaced it with a new one? :dev9:
 purifier
11-09-2011, 5:24 PM
#79
I'd probably use it for dead weight or do something with it in a artistic way.





What would you do if you can't do what you do?
 Darth Avlectus
11-09-2011, 8:06 PM
#80
I'd do what somebody else would do.


What would you do with all those little jars in your basement?
 Totenkopf
11-28-2011, 12:30 AM
#81
Put stuff in 'em of course.

What would you do with an island full of doody flinging monkeys, but no way to transport them anywhwere?
 Darth Avlectus
11-29-2011, 5:10 PM
#82
Teach them how to swim and make boats so that they may continue to perpetuate their doody flinging ways like pirates!

What would you do with a pair of Pyle 8 ohm blue label speakers?
 Totenkopf
11-30-2011, 11:50 PM
#83
Buy 'em pretty cheap.

What would you do with a stack of bills and no money to pay any of them?
 Darth Avlectus
12-01-2011, 4:28 PM
#84
Look at how many of the charges are completely BS snuck in there first, then probably look at anything I need to sell to make $$$ in a hurry, third looking for $$$ under the table naturally... Or I'd just find these bastards and make 'em a deal they couldn't refuse! :xp:
Absolve me of all debts now or face impalement!

What would you do with an old mine cart?
 Darth Avlectus
12-10-2011, 12:55 AM
#85
Use the money and build me a trebuchet.

What would you do with a bloated dead deer?
 Totenkopf
12-10-2011, 2:33 AM
#86
Fire it from the trebuchet (admit it.....it's what you wanted to "hear") into the women's shower and then they'll all rush out and realize everyone can see them and try to cover up, but it will be too late b/c we'll have seen everything (hint: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M&feature=related). :devsmoke:


What would you do with nothing but time on your hands?
 Sabretooth
12-10-2011, 2:57 AM
#87
Wash it off my hands as soon as possible

What would you do with a bear trap?
 Darth Avlectus
12-13-2011, 11:36 PM
#88
Catch that neighborhood thief who stole something the other day.

What would you do with your own barrel roll?
 Sabretooth
12-14-2011, 1:03 AM
#89
Trade it for a stolen sweetroll. /skyrim

What would you do with an external hard drive?
 Slvr
12-15-2011, 9:20 PM
#90
Save some dataz

What would you do with a pencil?
 Totenkopf
12-16-2011, 2:25 AM
#91
Stick it in your eye. :dev9:

What would you do with a hernia?
 Darth Avlectus
12-24-2011, 3:09 AM
#92
Not much I'd think.

What would you do with a Spyder 3 blue laser?
 Totenkopf
12-24-2011, 7:13 PM
#93
Aim it at your new Malgus statue. :dev8:

What would you do with a pocket full of dynomite?
 Alkonium
12-24-2011, 9:07 PM
#94
Build a bridge over lava with it.

What would you do with combustible lemons?
 Sabretooth
12-24-2011, 10:56 PM
#95
Shove it in life's face. :D

What would you do with a Manchurian slave?
 Darth Avlectus
01-01-2012, 9:47 PM
#96
I think I'd just release it somewhere cuz I don't keep slaves. Maybe in Canada. Or perhaps Chinatown in 'Frisco CA. Of course if it wanted to learn American English and support itself and move in I'd gladly keep it as a roommate.

what would you do with a rat infestation and no professional exterminator willing to do the job?
 purifier
01-02-2012, 4:03 PM
#97
Try not to make the same mistakes Willard made in the 1971 movie of "Willard".





What would you do with only half of your brain, being the world's greatest genius, while the other half disappears and takes a long vaction?
 Darth Avlectus
01-02-2012, 4:53 PM
#98
I guess I'd HALF TWO wait it out. :smirk2:

What would you do with your own hang glider?
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