Excellent idea: from cullinary to barbaric. Just break the outer glass of the blender and not only do you have a rotational cutter blade, you have jagged glass to boot. I'm going to remember this.
Using a longer head fastening bolt (same thread count per inch) to replace the stock bolt inside a Electric Oscillating Multifunction power tool, IE like the little red one from harbor freight (
http://www.harborfreight.com/multifunction-power-tool-67256.html). (Hint: I'm a handyman. ;))
Great idea! What could go wrong?!
Going to the Superbowl instead of a date with your wife on your anniversary.
Bad idea unless there's some kind of quid pro quo involved, she's away on some business trip she can't get out of or you're getting divorced.....in which case it's probably a good idea.
Blowing up a building and blaming Osama.
Good idea if you ca get away with it.
Gaining the respect of Darkdream on dragon quest VI by defeating him. (Need a hint? Check YT)
Neutral. If I beat him that easily he'd better do more for me than he does in this vid..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZScMwc2XjY)
Being a Djin(sp?) that controls its master.
Neutral: It might be good for you but if someone catches on they may kill the body you hosted because it's technically a possession.
Neutral. If I beat him that easily he'd better do more for me than he does in this vid..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZScMwc2XjY)
He kills DeathMoore (there are numerous spellings), the antagonist--the arch enemy in your story, what more could you ask for?
Trusting Macgruber in acGyver's place.
Bad idea. What does MacGruber do besides drink?
Trusting Jack O'Neill in MacGyver's place.
Good idea, b/c O'Neill has access to better tech.
Spitting in a Klingon's meal before leaving the kitchen.
Good idea. Those Klingons like their spit.
Giving GTA some new shoes
Good idea. His smell like @ss.......your @ss.
Giving Michael Moore a labotomy, but in a Cuban hospital.
Difficult to say, unless you mean lobotomy.
Microwaving a Stargate.
Bad idea, they don't taste good when cooked by conventional means. Will probably taste rubbery.
Alright, you spelling nazi, giving michael moore a lobotomy in a cuban hospital using rusty cooking utensils.
Good idea. Moore needs a good makeover. :xp:
Having Morrigan Aensland and Chun Li make out in front of Ryu and Spider Man in order to steal a victory, with the only bloodshed being from nosebleeds of the two fellas, not related to being struck in the face.
Really Good Idea.
Somehow creating a singularity inside your microwave, by microwaving something.
Impossible idea: you can't do that with a microwave.
Making a home built x-ray machine.
Good idea, how much do you want for it?
Putting Alkonium in a microwave.
(Yeah..you know Alkonium wants to try it.:dev8:)
Bad idea, I'd end up sterile, if not dead.
Blending a blender in a bigger blender.
Good idea, as long as Tim "the toolman" Taylor is nowhere to be seen.
Blending a microwave in a blender.
Good idea, I always wanted to have a magnetron shrapnel milkshake to pour as the drinks of the corrupt hypocritical city councils of central to northern CA--them and their political machines.
Bad idea, I'd end up sterile, if not dead.
Only after a prolonged period of time:
http://www.multistalkervictims.org/shoestringradio/proventechs.htm)
Mentos and diet soda with aspartame aimed at an office of some schmuck you don't like, after hours on a frigid cold night.
Yes if you have wool underwear on.
Chase the idiot who stole your socks.
Why not just put some other socks on?
Microwaving Diet Coke and Mentos.
Pointless: The mixture explodes before you can even close the door.
Microwaving an ink cartridge, in someone else's office.
Bad idea. The sort of people who keeps a microwave in their office is not the sort of person you want to annoy.
Microwaving everything you know explodes when microwaved at the same time. (Assuming you've got a giant microwave or something)
Good idea.....if you can channel the explosive in the direction of your choosing like a tightly focused beam of energy.
Destroying China's new stealth plane and blaming Taiwan.
Bad idea, you could end up starting a war.
Going back in time and preventing the Avro Arrow from being scrapped.
Good idea: The new world power needs a little something to occupy its time other than entertaining upon how it will suffocate the west.
Dropping Ed Schultz into an alligator tank and recording the results.
Good Idea, as long as you tell people it's for SCIENCE!
Using SCIENCE! as your excuse for everything.
Good idea: You can get away with anything!
Giving a suspected cheating lover a huge amount of laxative.
Good idea......as long as it's right before she has a business meeting or a hot date.
Being stuck in the bathroom with said victiim and having no way out (and no tp either).
Bad idea: Unless scat is your thing I'd just rather not go there. You sick bastard.
Leaving all your carbonated drinks outside in below freezing temperatures as a substitute for a refrigerator during the winter.
Depends on where you live.
Eating a car battery.
Bad idea: even if you could get past the outside, the acid inside the battery is not fun to deal with by any stretch.
Giving a mentos diet soda enema to your coworker.
Bad idea. Quite messy, you sicker, kinkier bastard.
Only posting good ideas in this thread.
Pointless idea: I'm going to F*** it up by posting a bad idea.
Eating fascinating asian butcher's cuts without asking what it is.
Bad idea......he gonna kill you w/ MSG.
Telling everyone you're a jerk when they've already known that for sometime.
Neutral Idea. It wouldn't make a difference.
Going back in time and preventing the creation of the Westboro Baptist Church.
At this point good idea: I'm sick of their picketing the deaths of our military people, and sick of their picketing at funerals of people, especially little girls, who were killed by an obvious nutjob.
Using a malfunctioning microwave with its safeguards are failing anyways despite the danger.
Really Bad Idea. It could end up exploding, or irradiating something, or both.
Microwaving something that's highly radioactive to begin with.
Bad idea.....your life might run out before the timer on the microwave.
Having a viking style funeral at your local gas station.
Good idea, some rednecks have funeral ceremonies something similar to that.
Faking your death, then later on during the funeral, popping out of the casket and scaring the hell out of everybody at your funeral.
:evil6:AAAAAAH BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY!
Great Idea. I love a good prank.
Secretly arranging so that after you die, your body is made into Soylent Green and served at your funeral (without any guests knowing what it is), and when your guests are done eating um, you, a playing a video of you, in which you say something along the lines of "Hi, I'm _________, and if you're watching this, you just finished eating my corpse!".
:barf: GREAT IDEA! Why they'd never see me..EXCUSE ME! :barf: *COUGH! COUGH! HAAAACK!*........uum yeah..they'd never see me coming.
Secretly mixing doody into the "Soylent Green" as well, and then telling them about that in the video too. (Why not go all the way, I say. :thmbup1:)
It'd be all me anyway, so why not?
Not actually doing the Soylent Green thing, but saying you did on the video.
Good idea: That's even funnier.
Microwaving fart bombs.
Bad idea: Its metal surface will arc and cause the microwaves to deflect back into the microwave magnetron thereby destroying it. .....unless that was what you're aiming for.
Trying water based attacks on an aquahawk (another dragon warrior/quest reference) in the hopes it will do massive damage.
Bad idea, if standard mechanics are assumed. Water attacks would logically be ineffective against a water-based creature.
Going commando in a Zentai suit made out of sandpaper.
Only a good idea if either the sandpaper is facing outward, or you like having your skin chafed off by abrasives. (You just gave me an idea of how to torture someone!)
BTW: Yes, standard mechanics are assumed, though the aquahawk is actually of the bird family. (Breeding a sea monster mate with a bird monster base).
Using Aquacut against a member of the sea monster family.
Good idea. Any high enough pressure force that gets the job done (w/o hurting self) is acceptable.
Letting Joe Pesci play the Hobbit.
Bad Idea. I'll stick with Martin Freeman.
Setting a fire alarm on fire.