Neutral: depends what for and where you're setting this fire alarm on fire... Bad if it's public because you could be arrested.

Getting rid of stomach fat by rubbing draino on it until it leeches all the fat out.

Bad idea, it won't stop with the fat.

Using fire to get rid of acne.

Good idea: now we can all look like freddy kruger (I would have said vader on mustafar but even he reminds me of freddy).

Having gang staplings of wisecrackers.

Bad idea if you're one of the wisecrackers.

Having Dr. Who be an OTW* actor.

*(other than white).

If he did the best audition, I don't see why not.

Telling hipsters that being alive is mainstream.

Good idea: I'm getting awfully sick of those whiny little bitches who pretend drama and that they hate their life and blahblahblah--they need to find something more constructive to do. Like becoming Alk's prostitutes because giving head is all they're good for. This goes mostly for preppe emo kids, goths and punk rockers aren't too bad though.

A "buried alive" scenario where you have substituted Manager Paul Bearer with lifelong politician and current NV U.S. Senator Harry Reid, concrete/cement for unsterilized manure, and you for The Undertaker pulling the lever on national television (with impunity though there's no guarantee Reid won't make it out alive). To humble the guy.

Great idea........even better if it's super-quickdry cement.

Saying "what" again to Jules after he's 2x-dared ya, mutherf***er.

Good Idea, threats like that are usually hollow.

Brewing a beer, and calling it "?".

BAAAAAAD Idea: soon as Nintendo finds out you infringed upon their question mark blocks, they will royally sue your ass.

Good Idea, threats like that are usually hollow.

Tell that to these poor schmucks:
UPHuE5pDlEs

Same scenario as I mentioned above but with all the guilty of both parties prior to our financial collapse. Oh and add in quckdry cement full of rusty needles, screws and nails. Only stipulation is you have to bury the bodies alone with no assistance of any kind.

Really Bad Idea. Sounds messy.

Swapping Star Trek's Replicators (http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Replicator) with Stargate's Replicators (http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Replicator).

Horrible idea. The latter have minds of their own and act like broods of parasites. Among other things.


Wearing just any sheets laying around to dressup and be a ghost.
Hopes nobody has seen that halloween episode of Beavis and ButtHead.

Pointless idea. Has that ever worked on anyone?

Blending a toaster.

GOOD GOD MAN! THAT'S A CRAZY IDEA! Everybody knows you don't do that.......without the toast.






Using studded or spiked steel-toe boots for Red's " My foot up your ass" technique.

Good idea.....unless the person has a blood borne contagious disease like HIV_AIDS or something else nasty.

Getting red to change from kicking asses to kicking people in the head.

Deadly idea.

Toasting a microwave.

Bad idea......microwaves can't get high or drunk (or married, either, for that matter).

Roasting a toaster and microwave in the same oven at 500F.

Bad idea, it's just a flaming mess and not entertaining at all.

Running an anti-drug campaign with the slogan "Drugs are out of style, drinking dangerous chemicals is in!"

Bad idea unless mass euthanasia of addicted people is your aim.

Trying to kill a butterfly monster in dragon warrior monsters with the move gigaslash.

Good Idea?

Whittling and painting pieces of wood to look exactly like cigarettes, and then selling them to smokers.

Bad idea, they'll be smart enough to recognize it isn't the real thing. OR worse you'll send them into a nicotine fit.

Good Idea?
Just google "dragon warrior gigaslash butterfly" and get back to me on that one.

Using Toad Man's weapon against Bright Man.

Good idea, according to some strategy guide I googled, but didn't both to actually read.

Sticking a Lava Lamp in a Toaster Oven.

Immoral Idea! Now that's just a disgrace to lava lamps everywhere man. :fist: I'll have you know Alkonium, one of my best friends is a lava lamp. (The other one is a Saquatch who lives in the woods behind my house, he's alright for the most part, but he seems to think he has a romantic love interest with my dog. And goes all off to humping the poor bastard everytime I turn around, I've stop inviting Saquatch to dinner because of that....poor Rover. :disaprove)

*sigh* (Yeah Sir! I'm a lonely, lonely, old man.) :dozey:



Throwing icy cold water on Sasquatch when he does that.

^As for purifier, all he knows is that that Sasquatch is bonin' his dog.

Bad Idea, this is the wrong thread.

Not caring about word type when doing Mad Libs.

Bad idea, what would be the main purpose for the word game then.



Bad Idea, this is the wrong thread.

(Yeah...wrong thread, but Hal's statement would've of been a really good one in the avy/sig thread under one of my posts. Lol! ;) Dang Hal, you should've save it for that thread.)




Typing words in a foreign language when doing Mad Libs.

Bad idea if you don't know the language, otherwise whatever floats your boat.

Typing in a foreign language on stormfront.

As for the whole 'wrong thread thing,' that wasn't poor timing, I actually derped so hard I thought this was the avy/sig thread. o_Q

Good Idea. I don't want people like that to like me. Because I don't like them.

Making use of the Horrors of the Internet in a debate about something completely different.

Excellent idea: sometimes (though not always) wining an internet argument is really like winning the special Olympics--you're still retarded. So F*** it, give all those uptight people a 'WTF?' when you show them 'what for' as you stylishly make them hemorrhage with irrelevance.

As for the whole 'wrong thread thing,' that wasn't poor timing, I actually derped so hard I thought this was the avy/sig thread. o_Q
http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016)
Diabetes my ass! Now go UN-F*** yourself, Brimley!


Solving your constipation problem by drinking a mixture of milk and carbonated beverages.

If I know my laxatives, bad idea. It won't help.

Bringing a spoon to a fork fight.

Good Idea. It's dull and it will hurt even more.







Bringing a tea cup to a spoon/fork fight. (Death by tea cup.)

Good idea. Great for throwing.

Bringing a Coffee Cup to a Tea Cup Fight.

Delicious Idea. I'll pour the tea and you pour the coffee.








Designating the Mad Hatter as the referee?

Good idea, he's likely to be more fair than Vince McMahon.

Giving Exile Darth Malak's voice with the KSE.

Hilarious idea.

Telling people you're on a vegetarian diet, by which you mean you only eat vegetarians, and herbivorous animals.

Great idea.......always fun to watch people get their hopes shattered that another meat eater has "seen the light".

Actually eating vegetarians b/c your doctor told you to change your diet.

Good idea, I can only assume my doctor would know what he or she is talking about.

Creating a real-life MCP.

Bad idea, no one fights for the user anymore.

Introducing friends using the phrase "he fights for the user."

Good idea. Everyone loves Tron (the character).

Actually fighting for the User.

Valiant idea: eventually you're going to get the corporate beatdown too.

Marylin Manson as a psychiatrist.

Good idea, if you're going for the reverse psychology to work.

Wearing a latex catsuit to work instead of your actual uniform, which is presumably not a latex catsuit.

Neutral. I work from home.

Wearing a latex catsuit to the grocery store.

Good idea. Grocery stores can be so boring sometimes.

Going to a funeral in clown garb.

Generally a bad idea.....unless it's a funeral for all the clowns that got killed in that clown car accident.

Messing with a comedian's act (esp if he sucks......the great ones can make you look really stupid).

Bad idea. Interfering with people on stage is usually frowned upon.

Attempting to breed a cross between a St. Bernard and a Chihuahua.

Neutral: Stranger breeds have been tried, I'm sure.


Using a field including but not limited to of sharp tools, instruments, and jagged sheets of metal, all of which would be beneath a dropping chamber opening trapdoor mechanism thing with a long fall as punishment against the ass wipes (on all sides of all allegiances) majorly responsible for the 2008 financial collapse in America--and microwaving the remains (feeding them to endangered species is an option) because there would be no survivors with this particular scheme left to the imagination.

Good idea. Sometimes you need to be that ruthlessly aggressive.

(@GTA: Yes, well, good luck getting "it to work".)

Syfy selling all its good sci-fi shows (basically Sancuary, Being Human, and Stargate Universe) to SPACE, then shutting down permanently, then being replaced by a new channel called SPACE America or something to that effect. An added benefit is that Americans will then be able to watch Todd & the Book of Pure Evil.

Neutral: I kinda likes syfy, especially when they had ani monday.

Making a town in Canada called whoville, dedicated to Dr. Who and all its fans.

Good Idea, but the name could be better. I'd suggest something like New Gallifrey.

(@GTA: Yes, well, Syfy's been slowly and deliberately killing science fiction)

SPACE exporting Todd & the Book of Pure Evil to an American network.

Probably good if you like horror based tv shows*.

(*had to look it up and was a bit surprised that the format was 30 minutes, vs the usual ~hour I would have expected)

A crime fighting team composed of Duke Nukem, Gordon Freeman, Commander Shepard and Dr Who.

Awesome Idea, though I'm not sure the Doctor would approve of everyone else's methods.

Torchwood collaborating with Cerberus.