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Darth Homer

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Posted in: First! The italian issue
  Darth Homer
05-17-2004, 1:20 PM
#12
My Mom makes (from scratch) the BEST pizza EVAR!! Her pizza after sitting in the fridge for 2 days is still better than fresh pizza form anywhere else I have had....  [Read More]
Posted in: The sex and the Jedi
  Darth Homer
03-27-2004, 8:18 PM
#20
I believe JediNyt was joking when he said what he did, you'll have to forgive that, we are fairly light-hearted around here I believe that if you are a jedi, sex is forbidden as for the Sith, if they find time between all the plotting to overthrow...  [Read More]
Posted in: Cuba 2
  Darth Homer
03-12-2004, 8:17 PM
#5
Just so you know, once a thread is locked, it is against the rules to repost a new thread with exactly the same content, prepare for this thread to be killed as well....  [Read More]
Posted in: Best death scene in star wars?
  Darth Homer
03-10-2004, 8:24 PM
#4
Yoda's death, because while not flashy, it was very moving and he departed while guiding Luke to fulfill his destiny...  [Read More]
Posted in: Jokes
  Darth Homer
03-09-2004, 8:34 PM
#3
There was a man that had a frog sticking out of the middle of his forehead. He went for a stroll around town one day. A woman, upon seeing him, recoiled in horror and shreiked, "How in the world did THAT happen!?!?!?" The frog replied, &quo...  [Read More]
Posted in: This is a sad day for the NHL
  Darth Homer
03-09-2004, 7:39 PM
#14
details: http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=1754540...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight Rules
  Darth Homer
03-07-2004, 12:35 AM
#3
we do, Kain & myself seem to be the enforcers and we have enough new people coming in to warrant a reposting of the rules for all to see...  [Read More]
Posted in: Bar Fight Rules
  Darth Homer
03-07-2004, 12:24 AM
#1
I figured since the people who are participating in the bar fight are having problems remembering what the official rules are and it takes a long time to find them, that I would create a new thread & post them so that there would be quick referen...  [Read More]
Posted in: I'm New To
  Darth Homer
03-09-2004, 11:14 PM
#30
Originally posted by leXX WTF is going on here? Why is everyone handing out cookies from MY cookie jar? :mad: :sweat: Heh...it's...uh...:sweat: *gulp*...we're not handing cookies out from YOUR jar...no...that would be bad...see...uh...we're...:swe...  [Read More]
Posted in: I'm New To
  Darth Homer
03-07-2004, 12:33 AM
#5
Wow, what a bunch of whiners! :p I don't remember you guys posting "I'm new" threads...AND DON'T DO IT NOW!! Sheesh....here ;) *hands Miko & king cookie jars* http://lexx1.users.btopenworld.com/Cookie_Jar.gifhttp://lexx1.users.btopenw...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer
  Darth Homer
03-10-2004, 11:57 PM
#49
because you have to pay for each spelling mistake (immense, $1 please) Why am I an Evil Penguin?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer
  Darth Homer
03-10-2004, 8:13 PM
#42
I'm not doing your homework for you Why won't I do his homework for him?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer
  Darth Homer
03-07-2004, 12:37 AM
#6
because the books & movies would be kinda lame with "Gandalf the Old Guy" Q: Why did we start another spam thread?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What do want in JK4? ('Future of the Series' merged)
  Darth Homer
03-07-2004, 2:55 AM
#57
Originally posted by txa1265 I thought Sony either had one or was putting one out ... but can't remember ... Planetside is a massively multiplayer fps, w/ just a few rpg elements thrown in Then, of course, there is Tribes, Unreal Tournament, Qua...  [Read More]
Posted in: R2-D2 Computer Tower
  Darth Homer
02-20-2004, 1:28 AM
#3
I have found a Millenium Falcon Computer case (http://www.xkill.net/rcaslis/computers/Falcon-making/), but no R2-D2 yet....  [Read More]
Posted in: Trilogy DVD. Does anyone have any pictures?
  Darth Homer
03-24-2004, 1:23 AM
#27
There's always, "You have felt him? Strange that I have not..." :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: Trilogy DVD. Does anyone have any pictures?
  Darth Homer
03-24-2004, 1:03 AM
#25
Originally posted by Siv argh!! i hate that picture... why did they have to put that on the front? it looks like a tacky porno :mad: Gives a new meaning to the "Curse my golden body, I wasn't fast enough!" quote, eh? :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: This will drive you crazy
  Darth Homer
02-17-2004, 1:55 AM
#29
I keep dropping the damn marshmellow! :(...  [Read More]
Posted in: How far can you go before it stinks?
  Darth Homer
02-06-2004, 11:38 PM
#3
*to Vader* "And what do these buttons do? Call your Mom to come pick you up??" :D At least I think that's the one...I've seen it before & I'm at work right now so I can't view it to make sure....  [Read More]
Posted in: first level
  Darth Homer
02-27-2004, 12:17 AM
#25
Where it will fester and die, hoorays! Quit dumping yer garbage on us!! *runs from yoink stick bearers*...  [Read More]
Posted in: hey guys im new here
  Darth Homer
03-06-2004, 1:00 AM
#22
*bonks Revan w/ cardboard tube* You can't have all of them! I'll allow several as you are new-ish, but then you must return the jar. So sayeth the tube. OBEY THE TUBE!!!...  [Read More]
Posted in: hey guys im new here
  Darth Homer
02-06-2004, 9:26 PM
#7
*grabs pheonix* THOSE ARE FOR THE NEWBIES!! *picks up stary cardboard tube & starts bonking pheonix over the head* Oh yeah, Welcome toshelle! As you see, we are a very lighthearted bunch, so take a look around, find a forum or forums that fit...  [Read More]
Posted in: Will the Star Wars Legacy Fade???
  Darth Homer
02-05-2004, 11:31 PM
#5
Movies can live on, as evidenced by such movies as Gone with the Wind and The Wizard of Oz. Truly great movies will live in our memories and may eventually be the kind of niche markets that each of the classics I mentioned are today. They won't be as...  [Read More]
Posted in: Luke's shock (EpV)
  Darth Homer
03-25-2004, 7:36 PM
#25
Well, you also have to remember, by that point he was "More machine than man" and just look at how threepio moves. I think that he was probably more mobile when younger, but the injuries he suffered caused a continuous decay of his motor ab...  [Read More]
Posted in: What do the colours mean?
  Darth Homer
03-24-2004, 1:14 AM
#27
Here we go, from the Databank at www.starwars.com comes: The blade's color depends on the nature of the jewel it springs from, and while its length is fixed in the case of a single jewel lightsaber, lightsabers equipped with multiple crystals can ha...  [Read More]
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