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Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer

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 Sabretooth
03-06-2004, 5:17 AM
#1
First: answer my "stupid" question below.
Second: Ask another stupid question with it.

Then make a sort of chain with it.

Q: What did I just make this post?

(Answers and questions have to stupid)
 2cool1(Aust)
03-06-2004, 6:07 AM
#2
answer: me no know

quetion: why me smell nice

there is that wat u wanted?:atat:
 Sabretooth
03-06-2004, 3:58 PM
#3
Cuz u .... well.... id d'know!

Q: Where did all the Mutant Radio-Active Rabid Coal-Breathing Worms go?
 Snafu7
03-06-2004, 10:07 PM
#4
to hell, where they belong.

Q:Why can't citizens own mortars?
 Miko_lover
03-06-2004, 10:23 PM
#5
A: 'cause they can't.

Q: Why must Gandalf be a wizard?
 Darth Homer
03-07-2004, 12:37 AM
#6
because the books & movies would be kinda lame with "Gandalf the Old Guy"

Q: Why did we start another spam thread?
 topshot
03-07-2004, 1:02 AM
#7
A: Because we wanted to.

Q: What do pie-eating, carrot-spewing hamsters do for fun?
 Lynk Former
03-07-2004, 1:44 AM
#8
A: Make threads like this

Q: Should I allow another very stupid game thread?
 Sabretooth
03-07-2004, 1:50 AM
#9
A: Consult the Rancor first

Q: Why is my eye burning when applied some fire on it?
 dark jedi 8
03-07-2004, 5:24 PM
#10
A. don't use the flamethrower for laser eye surgery.

Q. where does SPAM come from?
 the_lord_Revan
03-07-2004, 7:35 PM
#11
From hell, which is were it ends uip going too!!

Q:why do i have only 1 eye,1 leg, and one of everything!?!?!
 dark jedi 8
03-07-2004, 8:04 PM
#12
A. maybe you cut yourself in half.
Q. why are books made of paper?
 Miko_lover
03-07-2004, 9:54 PM
#13
Because they just are.

Q: Why does everyone else get cookies?
 Snafu7
03-07-2004, 9:56 PM
#14
A:because I said so

Q:Why does it hurt when I jump in a bonfire?
 the_lord_Revan
03-07-2004, 10:50 PM
#15
A: Because when your balls get speared with a flaming stck it tends to hurt a bit!

Q:How do my legs work when they are 12 feet away from my body??
 Snafu7
03-07-2004, 11:55 PM
#16
A:because they're not your legs

Q:How come the air doesn't turn to White Phosporus?
 wassup
03-08-2004, 12:48 AM
#17
A. Cause then we wouldn't be able to breathe, duh.

Q. What is the answer to life?
 Sabretooth
03-08-2004, 3:44 AM
#18
A: Uh... Uh... Life minus uh six uh.... 7!!!

Q: What happened to the Tux when he jumped off the Empire State Building?
 Glaive v.1
03-08-2004, 12:59 PM
#19
A: a giant flying squrriel grabbed him by the scrotum and chewed his nuts :D

Q: does bill gates use linux servers?
 Miko_lover
03-08-2004, 2:30 PM
#20
Maybe.

Q: Why do I sneeze when something tickles my nose?
 Glaive v.1
03-08-2004, 6:32 PM
#21
A: coz the nose deamons are after you :D

Q: Why whenver you get a hair cut its all ways ****ty
 Miko_lover
03-08-2004, 7:46 PM
#22
Cuz your hair stylist is a BAD PERSON!!

Q: Why do I like Star Wars better than LotR?
 the_lord_Revan
03-08-2004, 9:20 PM
#23
A because you do!

AND!!!

Q. What is the answer to life?
A:42

*Just to answer that one!!!*

My actual Q:
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything???




((if noone gets this ill be very surprised and ill tell in my nxt post!))


Where are my legs? why they've turned into a thick gelatin substance!-The Ultimate HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy
 Miko_lover
03-09-2004, 12:57 AM
#24
I have no clue.

Q: Why someone just try to kill me?
 Snafu7
03-09-2004, 1:04 AM
#25
because they thought it would be funny.

Q:How come i can't eat my computer
 Sabretooth
03-09-2004, 3:51 AM
#26
Try putting macaroni and cheese on it.

Q: Does C3PO have blood?
 Glaive v.1
03-09-2004, 6:46 AM
#27
A: if you can call oil blood

Q: why when i drink milkshake and then go on a round about really fast do i throw up :D
 Sabretooth
03-09-2004, 1:32 PM
#28
A: Maybe the shake was so shakey when you went on that round-about that it decidede to take some fresh air. Too bad we don't have windows...

Q: Do Star Wars characters ever go to the bathroom?
 Glaive v.1
03-09-2004, 1:52 PM
#29
A: no because they are all robots and they don't need bathroom.
he he he he he he :D

Q: is the meaning of this question a question of the meaning :confused:
 Sivy
03-09-2004, 2:00 PM
#30
A) yes

Q) what makes blue cheese blue?
 Miko_lover
03-09-2004, 3:05 PM
#31
It's sad because it tastes disgusting.

Q: What is Padme Amidala's favorite food?
 Snafu7
03-09-2004, 9:52 PM
#32
humans, she's a canibal.

Q:why is tainted meat bad for you?
 the_lord_Revan
03-09-2004, 10:22 PM
#33
A:cuz if your not carful, your head will turn blue

((the answer to life, the universe, and everything, is......42!!! same answer as my last post!!duh!))

Q:What is the plastic thingie at the end of your shoelace
 Snafu7
03-09-2004, 10:38 PM
#34
A thermal nuclear device used for world peace... or desruction i dont know.

Q:Why cant I fly?
 the_lord_Revan
03-09-2004, 11:03 PM
#35
A: well it depends on if you have wings, no? well you just can't then

Q: How old am I if i died in 1496?
 Snafu7
03-09-2004, 11:15 PM
#36
unborn

Q:why do things that are labeled inflamable, flammable
 Sabretooth
03-10-2004, 3:49 AM
#37
The 'IN' is printed by mistake.

Q: Why doesn't Chewie have a Lamborghini?
 Sivy
03-10-2004, 8:45 AM
#38
A) he would rather have a chewback car

Q) whats funnier than farting?
 Miko_lover
03-10-2004, 1:43 PM
#39
Everything is.

Q: what is X times X times X times X?
 Sabretooth
03-10-2004, 1:51 PM
#40
A: Anything but X

Q: Why are camels purple in colour?:D :D :D :D
 the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 7:53 PM
#41
A:they're not, there green
Q:What is z times y times h times d times me times my "friend" equal to?
 Darth Homer
03-10-2004, 8:13 PM
#42
I'm not doing your homework for you


Why won't I do his homework for him?
 the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 8:15 PM
#43
A:cuz it wasnt my homework!
Q:why is it that modders don't close this thread down, since in all technicalities it IS a spam, thread?
 Snafu7
03-10-2004, 8:32 PM
#44
Because they were captured by terrorists, and taken to Cuba

Q:Why shouldn't I open my computer up, while its on, during a thunder/lighting storm, while standing in a puddle of water.
 the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 8:59 PM
#45
A: Well.....if your balls get fried and a homo eats em for dinner its not my fault!! oh and open your moniter, better zap!!

Q: What is my most unpleasant characteristic?
 Snafu7
03-10-2004, 9:33 PM
#46
the fact that you mention someones balls getting fried off, and getting eaten by a homo

Q:how come my PS2 network adaptor doesn't work?
 the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 11:06 PM
#47
A:because little kids in korea made it in a sweatshop!
Q: why do i have bite marks (human) on my wrist/arm??
 Snafu7
03-10-2004, 11:54 PM
#48
Canabals tried to eat you as you slept

Q:why am i in imense debt
 Darth Homer
03-10-2004, 11:57 PM
#49
because you have to pay for each spelling mistake (immense, $1 please)

Why am I an Evil Penguin?
 the_lord_Revan
03-11-2004, 12:14 AM
#50
A:because your from hell of course, or cuz you got a bad case of the bloat!
Q: do i have a ripped apart spleen and pancreas?
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