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Alkonium

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Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-17-2009, 5:07 PM
#122
"As you said, the technicians were all killed after the prototype was made, which means there's only one in existence, and it's in the hands of the Twi'lek in charge of the project. Fortunately, I know him through erm, unrelated means. If I can...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-17-2009, 3:10 PM
#116
"I'm in this with you. I may be in the clear once we get into Republic space, but you won't be, and you'll need the help of someone who's been on the wrong side of the law more than once. Someone like me." Niera replied, keeping a reassurin...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 9:08 PM
#56
"I thought Jedi were supposed to be devoid of attachment, but then again, you don't exactly look like the Order's best." Niera told Juhani, ridiculing her attachment to the ship. "I wasn't exactly clear about this earlier, but I'm a sm...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 4:32 PM
#44
"Alright." Niera replied, making her way to the ship's navicomputer and punching the coordinates in. Out of politeness however, she waited for Tysyacha to make the jump into hyperspace. In hyperspace, when the two of them had a moment alon...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 11:52 PM
#36
"Yes, actually. I recently found myself on Vogga the Hutt's bad side. Naturally, he sent bounty hunters after me, and with me being a Twi'lek woman and all, them finding me means something a good deal more humiliating than death. I wouldn't mind...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 9:02 PM
#23
"Deal." Niera replied, drawing two blaster pistols from her sides and moving to the corridor near the loading ramp. Careful to avoid being within the thugs' line of sight, she waited until two of them stepped into her line of sight, and fir...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 11:47 AM
#8
Niera pondered her situation as she saw a woman step out of the Dynamic-class light freighter that had just landed. There didn't seem to be much security around that landing pad, so she could probably sneak on pretty easily, and if she was lucky and...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: Fugitives
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 12:25 AM
#2
Hiding in the lower levels of Nar Shaddaa from Vogga's agents, Niera pondered what fate would be worse: death, or being reduced to one of his many slave girls. Drunkenly grope a few dancers at one of the cantinas he owned, and lose some cargo and sud...  [Read More]
Hundreds of voice actors? This'll be good....  [Read More]
Reyvan gave this a bit of a thought, as well as the fact that the New Empire knew where they were headed. "Matton, you have my authorisation to pick up the crew, but leave the ships on their present course." He suggested. This would allow t...  [Read More]
"I'm not the one who wants them." Kalla rudely replied, then dispassionately walking away from their latest guest. Spotting her brother, she asked, "Where are we going exactly?" Thinking of what Andorra had become, she seemed to g...  [Read More]
"We're leaving now ourselves, and there's room on our ship. We have a deal." Komad replied, holding his hand out as a show of good faith. "This is Jedi Master Reyvan Skyrider to the crew of the Star Destroyer Enu. Given our present si...  [Read More]
"Singing in Avalonian." Komad explained. Then addressing his son, he stated, "Yes, but unfortunately, our Star Destroyer's hyperdrive was destroyed, and Alriana needs serious medical attention." This posed a serious dilemma. They...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
07-17-2009, 7:04 PM
#425
Good idea. There's strength in numbers. Using a termite-infested ventriloquist's dummy to entertain children....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:06 AM
#423
Bad idea. None of us are Drew Carey. A film adaptation of the Legend of Drizzt book series....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 11:58 PM
#421
Good idea, they won't notice a single civilian mooning them anyway. Reenacting The Lonely Island's Like a Boss....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 9:34 PM
#419
Good idea. What's the worst thing a bunch of clowns can do? Putting your boss' computer in Jello....  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 9:32 PM
#124
I'd go for the bug zapper. That's more proactive. What if people switched from doing illegal drugs to dangerous chemicals?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
 Alkonium
07-13-2009, 1:19 AM
#62
They'd called you something worse. What if I was in your bed?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 9:32 PM
#760
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:41 AM
#2250
It's human nature to want what you can't have. What else does that explain?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:33 AM
#2248
Because humouring you would be less stupid. Can any problem be solved with duct tape?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:14 AM
#2246
If I understand genetics correctly, nothing. Would I get anything out of breeding a dog and a cat?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:11 AM
#2244
I'd scream in pain, while pulling them out. Would you prefer a question without an answer, or an answer without a question?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
07-14-2009, 9:30 PM
#2240
Aquaman's enemies Is it possible to chop one's balls off and die every day at work?...  [Read More]
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