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The What if game

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 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:07 AM
#51
*Screams and runs away*

What if CQ was in a tank outside your window?
 CommanderQ
07-13-2009, 1:09 AM
#52
I'd blow you up:D

What if you guys suddenly disappeared, and were relocated to a desolate location in Siberia?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:10 AM
#53
I'd bring my thermal underpants:xp:

What if CQ suddenly disappeared?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:10 AM
#54
He'd probably be acting on the orders of the Bob.

What if Jabba the Hutt had you in his harem?
 CommanderQ
07-13-2009, 1:12 AM
#55
I would summon THE BOB to destroy him.

What if you were one of THE CHOSEN OF BOB.:D
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:12 AM
#56
I'd take pictures of CQ and Cyborg Ninja in dancer outfits and post them here. :xp:

What if Totenkopf was really Jabba?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:16 AM
#57
Then I'd throw you in the sarlacc pit. He's hungry, don't ya know.

What if TMM was only a slimy rodian?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:16 AM
#58
I'd poke him to see if TMM was really slimey

What if Bill Cosby was hiding under your bed?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:18 AM
#59
I'd ask him for some jello.

What if Fat Albert were hiding under your bed?
 CommanderQ
07-13-2009, 1:18 AM
#60
I'd say,"IT'S FAT ALBERT!! BUCK BUCK!!"

What if Bill Cosby was trying to kill you?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:18 AM
#61
I'd give him some Jell-O.

What if people stopped calling me a slimy Rodian. :xp:
 Alkonium
07-13-2009, 1:19 AM
#62
They'd called you something worse.

What if I was in your bed?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:20 AM
#63
I'd blow up my bed.

What if I was in your bed?
 CommanderQ
07-13-2009, 1:21 AM
#64
Then the world would end:D

What if you were in fact...a very slimy rodian?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:22 AM
#65
What if I posted a picture of myself to prove that I'm not?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:22 AM
#66
I'd go omg its a pic of someone I dont know

What if I was CQ?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:23 AM
#67
I'd believe it.

What if CQ was a Rodian?:D
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:24 AM
#68
Than its Rodian hunting time.

What if Alkonium and I started a gang and took over Disney World, how happy is that place now?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:26 AM
#69
Still happy. Your gang was small and a little girl beat you up.

What if CQ was really a woman?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:32 AM
#70
Than CQ is quite the actor, or actress in this case.

What if TMM and I pulled off the ultimate heist, and stole all the gold in the world.
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:33 AM
#71
I'd whack you and take it for myself.

What if I sent a friend request to the Cyborg Ninja?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:36 AM
#72
I'd accept cause you never mess with a Mando.

What if CQ was really Ronald McDonald?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:38 AM
#73
You mean he isn't?

What if I was really everyone else?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:40 AM
#74
Than you sir deserve a medal for running this enitre website and keeping it active.

What if Bill Cosby was a Pokemon?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:42 AM
#75
Than Jello would be his main weapon.

What if we were the only ones in this thread?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:43 AM
#76
It would mostly be CQ jokes and even more randomness.

What if we weren't insane?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:46 AM
#77
Then all the fun in the world would cease to exist.

What if one of us suddenly left?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:50 AM
#78
Than there goes half the party.

What if we all got superpowers?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:52 AM
#79
We are already insane, why cause more pain for the world?:D

What would happen if we suddenly got lives or girlfriends?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:55 AM
#80
We would actually have stuff to do everyday.

What if Battlefront 3 came out today?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 1:56 AM
#81
The universe would turn inside out due to the anomaly of LucasArts doing something the fans actually want.

What if they announced BF3, RC2, KotOR3, and JK4 tomorrow?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 1:58 AM
#82
Id have to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

What if Obi-Wan and Anakin had a dance off instead of a duel in Episode III?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:01 AM
#83
Anakin would have fallen right into the lava instead of near the lava.:D

What if I said I could do a little break dancing?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:02 AM
#84
I would be impressed.

What if I challenged your break dance moves with my robot moves?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:03 AM
#85
I'd laugh.:xp:

What if... I couldn't think of a question?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:06 AM
#86
I couldn't answer it.

What if I told you CQ was plotting to over throw you as Mandalore?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:07 AM
#87
I'd laugh.:D

What if these posts actually added to our post counts?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:10 AM
#88
We'd be very happy.

What if we made our own Star Wars game?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:11 AM
#89
LucasArts would send its hit men after us.

What if we owned LucasArts?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:15 AM
#90
This website probably wouldn't exist then, and there would be riots in the streets.

What if we made Star Wars?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:17 AM
#91
We would be rich, famous, and have girlfriends.

What if we controlled the moon?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:20 AM
#92
We'd go to war with earth with our martian allies.

What if we were 1000ft tall?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:21 AM
#93
We'd be a lot heavier.:laughing:

What if we had real Beskar'gam?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:24 AM
#94
We start a real life Clan.

What if CQ was you buir?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:26 AM
#95
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if he was your Buir?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:28 AM
#96
Its not true, that's Impossible!

What if an Elite and a Mandalorian met one another?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:30 AM
#97
They'd shake hands.:D

What if an Ewok tried to become a Mandalorian?:lol:
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:32 AM
#98
I would be so scared I wouldn't know what to do.

What if Boba Fett and Master Chief went up against the Empire?
 Trench
07-13-2009, 2:33 AM
#99
The Death Star would wet itself.

What if all the Halo Soldiers decided to become Mandalorians?
 Cyborg Ninja
07-13-2009, 2:36 AM
#100
The war between jedi and sith would have ended a long time ago and everyone would bow down to the Mandalorians, fearing them more than they did before.

What if I decided to get some sleep cause I'm going down to the shore tomorrow?
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