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Alkonium

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Posted in: "Almost" Anakin
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 12:33 PM
#5
I think you could retitle it "Clone Wars Anakin", which sounds better than Almost....  [Read More]
Posted in: DDO/Dragon Age: Deathstage
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:17 AM
#73
"You think they're involved? We've got no proof." Nierra pointed out. "It wouldn't matter if we did. If he's working with this Blood Mage, it wouldn't make a difference whether or not he held his title. And if he's as zealous about his...  [Read More]
Posted in: DDO/Dragon Age: Deathstage
  Alkonium
08-03-2009, 1:07 AM
#66
"I hope you're not planning on barging in there, trying to cut down anything that moves. Mages on the wrong side of the law usually have fairly well fortified hideouts, or at least they do in Stormreach's sewers. Someone with an appearance like...  [Read More]
Posted in: DDO/Dragon Age: Deathstage
  Alkonium
08-01-2009, 1:52 PM
#63
"I suggest we try the taverns close to the scene of the crime, listen in on the conversations. Being nonchalant about it, of course." Alkonium suggested. "That's typically how we found things out back in Stormreach." Nierra commen...  [Read More]
Posted in: DDO/Dragon Age: Deathstage
  Alkonium
07-30-2009, 11:32 PM
#56
"Alkonium Kaltas of Sharn." Alkonium replied, shaking Zero's hand. Nierra, following suit, said "Nierra Diral of Khyber. I suppose you're right, after that rough night, I could do with something to eat." She then grabbed an apple...  [Read More]
Posted in: DDO/Dragon Age: Deathstage
  Alkonium
07-30-2009, 1:04 AM
#49
Nierra heard every word of Shakhmaty's little "speech", but continued to act as though she was asleep. However, she couldn't help but feel something when the Paladin's hair brushed against her neck. There was something she always found appe...  [Read More]
Posted in: DDO/Dragon Age: Deathstage
  Alkonium
07-29-2009, 9:12 AM
#43
In the bed so generously provided by the church, Nierra couldn't sleep at all, too troubled by the thought of being the only one of her kind. There have to be other Drow in Ferelden, I can't be the only one. She thought. Why do I even care? I've neve...  [Read More]
Posted in: Finish the Sentence game
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:40 AM
#12
What items do you idiots have left to find in here? All the ________ is ________ a _________, and we are _________ ____________....  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part VI: Death to the Sith
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:24 AM
#173
At that moment, Reyvan stepped in and joined them. "She was after something specific, likely Alriana, or the holocron she stole. On that topic, I recognise her presence nearby, but I'm uncertain of where exactly." He commented. "On the...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part VI: Death to the Sith
  Alkonium
07-30-2009, 3:12 PM
#166
"Reyvan mentioned a reporter, or at least a woman who claimed to be a reporter, who attacked Alriana back on Jatalra, and stole a Sith Holocron. Any chance we could try to track her hyperspace trail?" Komad suggested. "It's possible sh...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part VI: Death to the Sith
  Alkonium
07-29-2009, 3:04 PM
#159
"You have no idea." Kalla replied, thinking more about Tonatius than paying attention to Matton. She'd have to be better composed the next time she spoke to him. That was two awkward moments so far; hopefully the third time was the charm. F...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:38 AM
#233
Armour piercing rounds also work on wood. http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wtf-pics-grass-salesman.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:32 AM
#486
Good idea, from my point of view. Using a chainsaw to spread butter....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
08-03-2009, 1:24 AM
#484
Bad idea. Note the word "lazy" Being a real-life Jim Halpert/Tim Canterbury....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
08-03-2009, 12:56 AM
#482
Good idea. If the feeling's not mutual, then you've possibly prevented a rape. If it is, you've helped get a couple together. As a manager, tricking your employees into thinking you're legally allowed to execute them....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
08-01-2009, 1:11 PM
#479
Good idea, as long as you're alone. You're just groping your computer screen. Several hours before your last shift at a fast food restaurant, getting takeout from all its competitors in town, and when your shift's over, leaving it in boss's office....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-30-2009, 2:53 PM
#477
Good idea. He's the perfect "How not to" example. Reverse liposuction using a cardboard tube....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-29-2009, 3:07 PM
#470
Bad idea. They've probably got blasters. And lightsabers. Liquid chocolate in a can....  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:35 AM
#163
Then it'd be very sticky, and noone would want to spend it. What if GTA:SWcity didn't overestimate his jerkiness?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 9:06 PM
#1526
Granted, but now you can't get out of it. I wish for a beet eating bear to watch Battlestar Galactica with....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:24 AM
#1524
Granted, now he's a sadist. I wish for a Lifetime VIP subscription to DDO....  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:33 AM
#785
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Alkonium
07-30-2009, 11:36 PM
#782
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Alkonium
07-29-2009, 9:03 AM
#780
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-07-2009, 1:37 AM
#2331
To make money, which is more important than loyalty. Is Gordon Freeman really Captain Crowbar?...  [Read More]
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