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Alkonium

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Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 8:40 PM
#69
I'd test what else this black hole is capable of. What would you do with a deep fryer and some explosives?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
01-03-2011, 10:37 PM
#182
I was turned on ... until I saw the dead guy. http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/4/25/b3b94f2b-b4e4-4e6d-897b-906cc9b19344.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
01-03-2011, 9:13 PM
#180
That's just face paint. No picture eh? :mad: As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either. I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary. http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/fashion-fail-someone-likes-mario-in-a-c...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
01-03-2011, 7:40 AM
#178
That could be interpreted a lot of different ways, not all of them frightening. You've just incurred GTA's wrath....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-09-2011, 10:26 AM
#1300
Bad idea, while I don't hate MMO's, you don't suddenly switch genres like that. Weaponising a blender....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-08-2011, 11:42 PM
#1296
Bad idea, compression only goes so far. Making a point of toppling gods at every opportunity....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-08-2011, 6:53 PM
#1293
Really Bad Idea. I'm quite certain there are a lot more Bad ideas than there are Good ideas. Lighting a fire extinguisher on fire....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-06-2011, 11:07 PM
#1287
Bad idea. I'm no expert, but I'm guess that if there's no explosion, the bicycle frame will be ruined. Attempting to convince GTA to stop sticking his foot up people's asses....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-05-2011, 6:39 PM
#1285
Good idea. It shows mastery over myths and legends. A superhero called The Inebriator, with whom eye contact causes drunkenness. Somehow....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 8:55 PM
#1282
Good idea. Whatever I do, that creep brought it on himself. Making me a judge....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 8:41 PM
#1280
Bad idea. I don't trust you and I know what potato cannons are capable of. Mixing Ale and Tea, then marketing it....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 11:01 AM
#1277
Great Idea. And the best part is, you won't have to worry about hiding the body! Issuing black hole guns to standard infantry....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 8:57 AM
#1275
Bad Idea. I think. @GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is? Building a vacuum cleaner that operates via a contained singularity....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-03-2011, 10:56 PM
#1272
Depends on how inevitable it is. If you know it's going to happen anyway, good idea. If not, really bad idea. Chugging Changaa....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 10:54 PM
#1270
Good idea. Something cool will happen regardless. Replacing all support groups with standing orders to "Keep Being Awesome!"....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 9:59 PM
#1268
Really Bad Idea. My disturbing fantasies are nothing compared to GTA's. Getting either of us drunk while remaining sober yourself....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 9:35 PM
#1266
Good idea. Sometimes the unpopular decision is the best one. I'm now also never going to get drunk near you. Was that ever going to happen to begin with? Getting drunk near me....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-07-2011, 8:48 AM
#2880
Obscure fetish. What do you call someone who's famous, but for no clear reason?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-06-2011, 7:56 PM
#2878
I'm not quite sure how to explain this ... so I won't! Did you stick an airbag in my microwave in an ill-conceived attempt to kill me?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-06-2011, 6:48 PM
#2876
Never. Would the morons pushing for that also be for Romana (a female Time Lord who travelled with the Doctor from 1978-1981) returning as a man?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 9:27 PM
#2871
Because you erroneously assume it'll make me less insane. If the etymology is correct, isn't a hydrospanner just a spanner that has something to do with water?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 9:11 PM
#2869
RC just got used to it. Does GTA derive sexual pleasure from sticking his foot in people's asses?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-04-2011, 11:03 AM
#2863
I have no idea who that is. What the hell is a "cheast"?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 10:01 PM
#2860
Isomorphic controls. Does Star Trek's Alternate Reality (the setting of the 2009 film) have its own mirror universe, and what would it be called?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 9:31 PM
#2858
Because once the tractor beam pulls you in, there's nothing stopping you from flying right into the contained star. He didn't mean a Dyson Sphere, did he?...  [Read More]
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