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Alkonium

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Posted in: Sith Resurrection
 Alkonium
11-09-2010, 11:22 PM
#6
Well, if prologue's aren't your strong suit, I'd suggest just jumping right into the first chapter....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sith Resurrection
 Alkonium
11-09-2010, 11:15 PM
#4
I'm sorry if I sounded harsh. But I think you'd need to put more than that in your introduction if you want your fic to grab people's attention. And don't worry about the name, it was a coincidence anyway....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sith Resurrection
 Alkonium
11-09-2010, 10:56 PM
#2
Now, I'm not known for writing the best fics, but I think it's a bit too short and vague, even for a Prologue. Also, I've been using the phrase "Sith Resurrection" rather heavily on here since February of 2006....  [Read More]
Posted in: Nirriven: Divided We Fall!
 Alkonium
11-06-2010, 8:14 PM
#98
"I will not let you down." Ser Jaymes replied. "There are more than enough horses in the stables. We'll rest here tonight, and then set out in the morning." The Next Day... The party had travelled for several miles already, with...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-17-2010, 6:51 PM
#1202
Bad idea. I'm not sure what happens when you mix crack and LSD, but it's probably bad. Doing anything involving eggs in a microwave....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-17-2010, 6:18 PM
#1200
Bad Idea, that guy will object. Lacing an entire town's water supply with LSD....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-16-2010, 3:45 PM
#1197
Good idea for the rat, bad idea for the woman. Trying to make cheap scrambled eggs by microwaving them, but containing the explosion in a Mason Jar....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-16-2010, 2:29 PM
#1195
Bad Idea. It's rotten, disease-ridden, and it qualifies as cannibalism. Trying to serve microwaved eggs at your restaurant....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-15-2010, 11:26 PM
#1191
In a way, don't they already. Apple combining the iPod Shuffle, and the iPhone (basically it'd be a phone where you'd never know exactly who you're calling)...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-15-2010, 7:17 PM
#1189
Bad idea, we have to be better than those foaming-at-the-mouth fanboy losers. Apple combining the iPod Shuffle and the iPod Touch....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-13-2010, 7:03 PM
#1185
@Darth Elessar: By clearly stating that it's made entirely out of air, they'd probably be in the clear. Good Idea. What other factors are there? Me keeping up the "Professor Danger" (http://www.youtube.com/user/ProfDangerDrSafety) persona...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-13-2010, 6:39 PM
#1182
Bad idea, public vent is full of morons. Apple selling overpriced cardboard boxes, and marketing them as "The New Macbook Air; made entirely out of air"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-10-2010, 2:20 PM
#1180
Bad idea. Microwaves are for food preparation/reheating and entertainment, not killing animals. Going against every "Don't Try This At Home" Warning you see....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-10-2010, 7:43 AM
#1178
Bad idea, they'd ask to see it. Microwaving an unventilated potato....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-09-2010, 11:41 PM
#1176
Bad ... you know what, that just warrants this: http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp140/Mayo07J/picard-facepalm.jpg Running into a shooting range shouting "LOOK AT ME! I'M A TARGET!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-09-2010, 9:49 PM
#1171
Bad idea. There is no way paper can contain the radiation, resulting in a lot of collateral damage. Toasting a Toaster in a Toaster Oven....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-09-2010, 2:00 PM
#1168
Good idea. It's like Crack, but legal! Deliberately designing PSA's to give people nightmares....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
11-03-2010, 7:41 AM
#1166
Good idea. I can't think of a better way to get rid of noobs than kicking them into a bottom less pit, aside from the fact that it wouldn't take a large percentage of them to completely fill it. Trying to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAs...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
10-31-2010, 8:27 PM
#1164
Bad idea. Anything involving obtaining blood will not end well. Eating the universe inside of your heart, which is actually a stick of deodorant. @GTA: TF2 was just referencing an existing meme with the Heavy's Sandvich....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
10-30-2010, 11:26 PM
#1162
Bad idea, it's still potent. Writing a cookbook and calling it The Omnomnomicon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
10-30-2010, 3:09 PM
#1159
Bad idea. There is such a thing as being too oily. Microwaving Dynamite....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
10-29-2010, 7:43 AM
#1155
Bad idea. You'd need to keep the generator going while operating the tools. Going to a pub and ordering a pint of something, but pronouncing it pin-t as opposed to pine-t....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
10-28-2010, 10:25 PM
#1152
Awkward idea. Odds are she still only has one set of genitals. Defending yourself on a libel charge by proving that your libellous statements are actually true....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
11-03-2010, 2:49 PM
#2848
Presumably just my dog. How militaristicly can you run a fast-food restaurant?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
10-25-2010, 8:47 PM
#2846
Either one's equally bad. Do look upon the threshold of a shuttered room dreaming in the darkness of a god so terrifying and awe-inspiring that he can drive you insane with his six-pack abs?...  [Read More]
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