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Alkonium

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Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 2:05 AM
#66
I'd end MSNBC. Somehow. What would you do with power over people's dreams?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 1:33 AM
#64
Figure out which function is the deadliest, then put it to good use. What would you do with the ability to see the infinite complexity of time?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
01-01-2011, 2:31 PM
#62
Probably kill them in self-defense. What would you do as a Necromancer?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
12-29-2010, 8:30 PM
#59
Inject myself with it? What would you do with a sexy picture and an extremely gullible forum community?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
12-24-2010, 8:34 PM
#46
Buy one at retail price. What would you do with five minutes to live?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
12-18-2010, 8:48 PM
#39
Get an erotic massage from the Ghost of Christmas Present. What would you do with one of my typical gender-bending plot devices?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Alkonium
12-18-2010, 1:23 PM
#37
Weaponise it. What would you do with a time loop?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 9:36 AM
#1262
Bad idea, that could take centuries. Mixing power tools and sex....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 1:30 AM
#1258
Bad idea. It's not just hair you'll be singeing off. Attempting to apply the power over the dreamworld in lucid dreaming to reality....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-01-2011, 2:38 PM
#1256
Good idea. What else would we do with them? Giving standard cars an auto-destruct feature....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-01-2011, 2:24 PM
#1254
Bad idea, sounds unsportsmanlike. Combining the Normandy (both of them) and the Starships Enterprise (all of them) into one ship....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-01-2011, 2:10 PM
#1252
Good idea, better than just taking it. Just taking it....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-29-2010, 8:31 PM
#1248
Neutral Idea, they'd cancel eachother out. Starting the Church of UltraGod, in which UltraGod is the God that Gods worship....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-24-2010, 8:31 PM
#1246
Definitely always a good idea. Not bothering to spellcheck an important legal document....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-24-2010, 12:01 AM
#1241
Bad idea. As you said, it's not a lie if you believe it. That's called delusion. Deep-frying C4....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-23-2010, 11:12 PM
#1238
Awesome idea. Taking a random techno song and playing it on Salvation Army members while collecting donations of bells....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-23-2010, 8:38 PM
#1233
Good idea. The electricity should spread through the mist and kill any bugs in the vicinity. That's assuming you don't mind being electrocuted. Mixing Reggae and Metal....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-17-2010, 10:51 PM
#1231
Bad idea. Then what makes you better than him? Applying a complex tattoo to your own back while playing two simultaneous games of Chess....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-14-2010, 7:30 PM
#1229
Bad idea. It'll get dull after a while, like it always does. Giving a normal person a human skull as a gift....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
12-11-2010, 9:54 PM
#1225
Good idea. Old people need those laxatives. Travelling through time without any regard for the Laws of Time....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 1:32 AM
#1844
Granted, they all died in some sort of flaming orgy. I wish that when I die, it's while I'm having awesome sex....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-01-2011, 2:34 PM
#1842
Granted, it's your clean living room. Good luck cleaning that up. I wish I knew how to sing Auld Lang Syne in Klingon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
01-01-2011, 1:57 PM
#1840
Granted, instead you drank rum in the same volume as the wine. I wish my New Year's Eve had been more eventful....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-02-2011, 9:05 PM
#2856
He wasn't born out of wedlock, and is therefore, not a bastard. How many eggs would I have to microwave at once to blow the door off the microwave?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-01-2011, 2:29 PM
#2852
Yes. How insane would someone go after seeing the infinite complexity of time?...  [Read More]
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