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Alkonium

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"As much as I wish it was, it's not what it looks like." Lenatha explained. "You know how restrictive corsets are to breathing, and quite frankly, under the circumstances, it's more counter-productive than anything else." "A...  [Read More]
"I honestly have no idea why she went for a dress with a corset. I've never seen the appeal in them myself." Lenatha commented, before being shushed by Kalla. "Hold on, do you hear that?" She asked. "The laser blasts have st...  [Read More]
Avalon "Manoeuvring around laser blasts from orbit is nothing I can't handle." Iyav commented, and he and Komad started to make their way back to the Silver Eagle. "I've got her." Lenatha insisted. "This isn't what it sound...  [Read More]
RSS Ackbar "Ma'am, we've just spotted the ship. It's already between us and the planet, and the energy signatures we're detecting seem to suggest it's charging its weapons, and targeting the planet." One of the bridge officers added. Aval...  [Read More]
"If it wasn't for the communications blackout, I'd agree, but we can't make contact with them. We're on our own here." Komad pointed out to them. "I was able to do a quick sweep of the upper atmosphere in the Silver Eagle, and I think...  [Read More]
RSS Ackbar "Jedi Haltra, I think I've figured out what caused the listening post blackout. It appears to be a computer virus, transmitted on their standard operating frequency." One of the bridge officers pointed out to Alriana. "From...  [Read More]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZEByUvARRA&hd=1 Avalon System, Listening Post Alpha "Sir, we're picking up something on the long-range scanners." One of the two listening post operators pointed out to the other. "Any idea what i...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Alkonium
02-25-2011, 10:08 PM
#192
I'm not exactly prone to medical emergencies. Being trapped in an ever-shrinking box....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Alkonium
02-25-2011, 12:11 AM
#190
This is what you do with a human/ape hybrid? (it's photoshopped, and the eyes and teeth aren't human) Being hunted by the BEEDEER!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
03-06-2011, 4:39 PM
#1436
Good idea, if I can find him. Packing a toaster full of ice cubes and turning it on....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
03-05-2011, 7:42 AM
#1434
Good idea. Peta loves bestiality! Spreading rumours that Syfy wants to give everyone Brain Syphilis, whatever that is....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-26-2011, 10:14 PM
#1431
Good idea, that's just disruptive. Wearing a Zentai suit made out of ground beef at a Peta Conference....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-24-2011, 9:32 PM
#1428
Good idea. It's not like you're going to eat the dog, right? Selling Soylent Green at a Peta Conference....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-21-2011, 10:51 PM
#1426
Really bad idea. The right audio can make anything seem like porn. An episode of "Will It Blend?" in which the blender explodes, but they still say "Yes, it blends!" at the end....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-17-2011, 3:12 PM
#1423
Bad Idea. Unless they have the story totally unrelated to the other two, it'll just feel like it's getting stretched out needlessly. Supplying a meth lab with explosive materials designed to look like the ingredients they need....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-17-2011, 2:48 PM
#1421
Bad idea. That's the kind of power that's pretty hard not to abuse. Microwaving assorted narcotics....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-17-2011, 8:31 AM
#1416
Really bad idea. Electric current can go through a moving stream. Playing a D&D campaign where if your character is killed, the DM stabs you....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-15-2011, 11:14 PM
#1412
Good idea. Not saying it'll work, but even so. Creating crash test dummies capable of feeling fear....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-15-2011, 10:28 PM
#1410
Bad idea. Odds are, second time around, he'd be expecting it, and it wouldn't work. Matt Smith succeeding Daniel Craig as James Bond, and Daniel Craig succeeding Matt Smith as the Doctor....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-15-2011, 8:23 PM
#1408
Bad idea. I'm pretty sure that 90% is taken up by involuntary functions, such as heartbeats. Sending an active Stargate through another active Stargate....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-15-2011, 7:47 AM
#1406
Bad idea. In order to work, your target/victim would have to just stand there while the car is parked, or match its speed while it's moving. Otherwise you might as well just run them over. Mounting grenades (not grenade launchers, just grenades) to...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-14-2011, 6:17 PM
#1404
Good idea. What right did he have to break into my house anyway? Mounting chainsaws to the front of your car....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-13-2011, 8:31 PM
#1402
Good idea, but I question the feasibility. Welcoming the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
02-13-2011, 8:16 PM
#1400
Awesome Idea, though I'm not sure the Doctor would approve of everyone else's methods. Torchwood collaborating with Cerberus....  [Read More]
Posted in: Doctor Who Logo - My Ideas
 Alkonium
02-18-2011, 4:31 PM
#6
And one more: http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=326&pictureid=7900...  [Read More]
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