Right, let's see if I can sum this all up...
@igy, [Valley girl voice] Ohmigawd, that is like, soooooo two years ago.
@Alex, you are wise beyond your years.
@RC, don't be so sure. Jae has tried, and lost our practice duel. :xp:
@Darth Reader, 'dark side' isn't supposed to be in capitals. :xp:
@Jae, you're more right about that than you know. :D
@KotO[REvan], RUUUUUUUUUNN!!! While you still can!!! :eek:
A new member, eh? They always stop posting after I give them my opening advice, but here goes anyway. :xp:
(1. Jae and I are engaged in a vicious duel to the death. Only one person can win. Now show us all what a great forumite you are, and use this as your signature. :xp:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k254/EmperorDevon/jaepwn.jpg)
(2. RJM. This guy is a category of his own. Also known as the GRAND POOBAH and Master of Mojo, he is perhaps the funniest of all Ahotnauts here, but I would advise you not to speak to him on anything related to Mojo, Hotel Asylum, or shiny black leather.
(3. Jae. Unfortunately, she was made a mod recently, and wields infernal powers. She's also, unfortunately, a mom, so that's a worse combination than fire and napalm in a small room. Thankfully, even with the black magics that moderatorship provides her, she is no match for me.
(4. Me. Everything should be self-explanatory, but you ever see me posting in the same thread as the previous two...
RRRUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!
(5. Are you REALLY crazy about KotOR? Talk to the Head Fruitcake, and get yourself a room in Hotel Asylum. To know what it's like, allow me to sing this song:
Hotel Asylum (written by Jae and Devon, and further modified by the later)
(Just in case someone doesn't know, it's to the tune "Hotel California" by The Eagles) --Jae
NO! Bad Jae! I said no edits! --Devon
On a dark desert planet, sandstorms in my face,
Uncle Ben says he needs me, can't get outta this place.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a saber of light
My head grew fuzzy and my sight grew dim
Then I stopped in fright
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the lockdown bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’she thinks it's heaven, but I know it's hell’
Then she chained the door and she showed me the way
There were voices in the sewers,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel asylum
Such a lovely place
We have a 29 40-year face
Plenty of rooms at the hotel asylum
Any time of year, you'll be committed here
Her mind is truly twisted, lots of crazies she tends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls "VERY good friends"
They're catatonic at the computers, sweet Orlando sweat.
Some play Kotor to remember, she wants her hubby to forget
So I called up the fruitcake,
’please bring me my clozapine’
She said, ’we've had that drug here since nineteen eighty nine’
And still Devon's darkside is calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel asylum
Such a lovely place
We have a 40-year face
They're livin’ it up at the hotel asylum
What a nice surprise, we've got lots of guys girls
Cushions on the ceiling,
Pink thorazine on ice
And she said ’we are all just lunatics here, of my own device’
And in RJM’s sewer,
We went to view that beast
His mind was miles in the gutter,
Far away from me at least
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the sanity I had before
’relax,’ said the fruitcake,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you'll never truly leave!
]Least Favorite KotOR Game: KotOR II (lucasArts, I'll beat you up for rushing Obsidian)
In my time here, I've probably written dozens of total pages on why KotOR II actually is complete. :xp:
The former using Hutt pics
Jar Jar ones as well. I have some other weapons in my arsenal, too. ;)
]Pffft, they wish
And I wonder.
http://9.echonetwork.net/Crap/Oh_Internet/emot-v.gif)