I don't know, it's your question.
Who is the next person to answer this question?
Who, indeed. Certainly not I. Oh crap......
What's my favorite nut?
Uhh...ehm...peanuts?
Why do peanuts come in a shell?
Because an ogre put them there so they wont feel naked.
How old is a man who is 30 years older than a man that is 25/2 years younger than another man that is 70 years old?
Uhhh...I'm confused.
Why do elephants have such good memory?
BECAUSE OF PEANUTS!!!!!!!
WHY AM I YELLING?
Because you had too many sweets
Do you have chocolate blood?
No, I have peanut blood :p
Is Dr. Pepper a man or a drink?
Its the man behind and in the drink ! That's right the unique taste of this soda is thanks Dr.Peppers own life ... poured into it by a lovely asistant .
Do this look good or rather juicy ?
That depends on this next question: Why do you ask?
I think because an opinion was wanted.
Who's on first?
Me me me !!!
What should I do ?
throw a flash grenade in pitch black and stare at it.
What would happen?
The Big Bang. :xp:
What's 'to the pain' mean?
It means 'a la douleur' in French. Or something like that.
What's that funny green thing on your head?
Its a 49ers hat, I think.
Why is it called "posting"?
Because Sticky Notes are FUN!
Where's my lightsaberstickthingie?
Down the front of your trousers :D
Why aren't black holes, orange?
They are orange! You just can't see the center!
What's the center shaped like?
The center's shaped like a dot.
How big is the center?
pi(e) to the power of three. That's a lot to eat. :D
Why worry?
Because we've got nothing better to do.
What should we do when we get tired of worrying?
eat the pie.
How long will it take to eat the pi(e)?
Longer than it would take to eat a sandwitch.
This makes me wonder, what kind of sandwitches do wookiees like?
The less twitchy ones.
Where' the beef?
In the fridge.
And where's the milk?
In my tea.
How many roads must a man walk down?
There is no end to roads a man must walk down...I think.
Why did the modder cross the road?
Because he saw the latest Unreal Tournament on the shelf in the store across the street.
What time is it right now?
Two minutes to midnight, according to Iron Maiden :guitar2
Who's that girl?
Why She, of course. :D
What's She's last name?
On a book about cows.
What's a cow doing on a book about cows?
They ran out of bulls.
So, why didn't they use buffaloes?
They are too agressive.
Do you know how many Sith there are on Korriban??
One too many to count.
Why would you want to count the number of Sith on Korriban??
To extend a favour to the Count.
How many Sith does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!"
Where did I get that quote?
Wiki.
Why is wiki the first thing that comes to mind?
Because there's always a wiki in everyone.
Why is there always a wiki?
Because you said so and it appeared in a flash of darkness.
I CAN'T SEE!!!!!
Serves you right for wanting to look at a flash.
Now, what should we ask next?
What time is it?
What time is it? :lol:
It's bed time.
Why does bed time exist?
To get sleep to be ready for the next day.
Why do some girls cause such trouble?
Because they envy Mira.
What's the story?
Well, the story is that once upon a time in a galaxy far far away some Jedi decided to be evil and cross over to the Dark Side and as a consequence of that we now have Star Wars.
How about that?
Needs more squirrels.
Why does it need more squirrels?
Because Jedi evolved directly from the early force-wielding squirrels of Rodentar II. Or maybe its the other way around....
Now why do names like that always use "II" instead of "2"?