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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Diego Varen
08-23-2007, 4:50 PM
#951
I don't know, it's your question.

Who is the next person to answer this question?
 topshot
08-24-2007, 9:06 AM
#952
Who, indeed. Certainly not I. Oh crap......

What's my favorite nut?
 MacTavish
08-24-2007, 10:18 AM
#953
Uhh...ehm...peanuts?

Why do peanuts come in a shell?
 Mindtwistah
08-24-2007, 2:02 PM
#954
Because an ogre put them there so they wont feel naked.

How old is a man who is 30 years older than a man that is 25/2 years younger than another man that is 70 years old?
 MacTavish
09-02-2007, 11:48 AM
#955
Uhhh...I'm confused.

Why do elephants have such good memory?
 topshot
09-02-2007, 11:59 AM
#956
BECAUSE OF PEANUTS!!!!!!!

WHY AM I YELLING?
 JoeDoe 2.0
09-02-2007, 9:58 PM
#957
Because you had too many sweets

Do you have chocolate blood?
 Mindtwistah
09-03-2007, 2:31 AM
#958
No, I have peanut blood :p

Is Dr. Pepper a man or a drink?
 Quanon
09-17-2007, 4:23 PM
#959
Its the man behind and in the drink ! That's right the unique taste of this soda is thanks Dr.Peppers own life ... poured into it by a lovely asistant .

Do this look good or rather juicy ?
 topshot
10-23-2007, 2:50 AM
#960
That depends on this next question: Why do you ask?
 Ferc Kast
11-13-2007, 9:41 PM
#961
I think because an opinion was wanted.

Who's on first?
 Quanon
11-20-2007, 2:47 PM
#962
Me me me !!!

What should I do ?
 Jedi Atomic
11-20-2007, 10:48 PM
#963
throw a flash grenade in pitch black and stare at it.

What would happen?
 Ferc Kast
11-21-2007, 10:56 AM
#964
The Big Bang. :xp:

What's 'to the pain' mean?
 MJ-W4
12-11-2007, 2:40 AM
#965
It means 'a la douleur' in French. Or something like that.

What's that funny green thing on your head?
 RobQel-Droma
12-22-2007, 8:47 PM
#966
Its a 49ers hat, I think.

Why is it called "posting"?
 topshot
01-07-2008, 6:40 AM
#967
Because Sticky Notes are FUN!

Where's my lightsaberstickthingie?
 King Dando
01-07-2008, 6:55 AM
#968
Down the front of your trousers :D

Why aren't black holes, orange?
 topshot
01-07-2008, 8:05 AM
#969
They are orange! You just can't see the center!

What's the center shaped like?
 igyman
01-07-2008, 9:24 AM
#970
The center's shaped like a dot.

How big is the center?
 MJ-W4
01-08-2008, 9:53 AM
#971
pi(e) to the power of three. That's a lot to eat. :D

Why worry?
 igyman
01-08-2008, 2:57 PM
#972
Because we've got nothing better to do.

What should we do when we get tired of worrying?
 Jedi Atomic
01-08-2008, 5:53 PM
#973
eat the pie.

How long will it take to eat the pi(e)?
 igyman
01-08-2008, 6:06 PM
#974
Longer than it would take to eat a sandwitch.

This makes me wonder, what kind of sandwitches do wookiees like?
 MJ-W4
01-09-2008, 10:12 AM
#975
The less twitchy ones.

Where' the beef?
 igyman
01-09-2008, 2:06 PM
#976
In the fridge.

And where's the milk?
 MJ-W4
01-09-2008, 2:25 PM
#977
In my tea.

How many roads must a man walk down?
 Ferc Kast
01-09-2008, 5:50 PM
#978
There is no end to roads a man must walk down...I think.


Why did the modder cross the road?
 igyman
01-09-2008, 6:48 PM
#979
Because he saw the latest Unreal Tournament on the shelf in the store across the street.

What time is it right now?
 MJ-W4
01-10-2008, 3:56 AM
#980
Two minutes to midnight, according to Iron Maiden :guitar2

Who's that girl?
 igyman
01-10-2008, 4:08 PM
#981
Why She, of course. :D

What's She's last name?
 topshot
01-10-2008, 6:03 PM
#982
Her.

Why is Darth Vader in Soul Calibur 4 with Yoda? (http://media.ps3.ign.com/media/739/739576/img_5178226.html)
 MJ-W4
01-11-2008, 10:53 AM
#983
They needed someone properly dressed.

Where's My Cow? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Discworld-Where%27s-My-Cow.jpg)
 topshot
01-11-2008, 11:30 AM
#984
On a book about cows.

What's a cow doing on a book about cows?
 igyman
01-12-2008, 6:52 PM
#985
They ran out of bulls.

So, why didn't they use buffaloes?
 Ferc Kast
01-12-2008, 6:57 PM
#986
They are too agressive.

Do you know how many Sith there are on Korriban??
 topshot
01-12-2008, 8:27 PM
#987
One too many to count.

Why would you want to count the number of Sith on Korriban??
 MJ-W4
01-13-2008, 3:41 AM
#988
To extend a favour to the Count.

How many Sith does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Ferc Kast
01-13-2008, 9:21 AM
#989
"Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!"

Where did I get that quote?
 igyman
01-13-2008, 12:49 PM
#990
Wiki.

Why is wiki the first thing that comes to mind?
 RobQel-Droma
01-13-2008, 5:34 PM
#991
Because there's always a wiki in everyone.

Why is there always a wiki?
 topshot
01-13-2008, 8:47 PM
#992
Because you said so and it appeared in a flash of darkness.


I CAN'T SEE!!!!!
 igyman
01-14-2008, 2:52 PM
#993
Serves you right for wanting to look at a flash.

Now, what should we ask next?
 MJ-W4
01-14-2008, 3:05 PM
#994
What time is it?

What time is it? :lol:
 igyman
01-14-2008, 7:01 PM
#995
It's bed time.

Why does bed time exist?
 Ferc Kast
01-14-2008, 10:01 PM
#996
To get sleep to be ready for the next day.

Why do some girls cause such trouble?
 MJ-W4
01-15-2008, 6:32 AM
#997
Because they envy Mira.

What's the story?
 igyman
01-15-2008, 6:22 PM
#998
Well, the story is that once upon a time in a galaxy far far away some Jedi decided to be evil and cross over to the Dark Side and as a consequence of that we now have Star Wars.

How about that?
 topshot
01-15-2008, 6:42 PM
#999
Needs more squirrels.

Why does it need more squirrels?
 RobQel-Droma
01-15-2008, 9:08 PM
#1000
Because Jedi evolved directly from the early force-wielding squirrels of Rodentar II. Or maybe its the other way around....

Now why do names like that always use "II" instead of "2"?
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