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Jumping on a trampoline off a cliff then into a lake.
Excellent idea, what a headrush.
Farting in the general direction of your ex.
I haven't got one. I do have a Y, though, so you could do that:D Ba dum bump!! OH!:D
Chugging beer and then lighting your evening pipe.
Great idea.....as long as you do it in TMM's face. :dev9:
Publically "out" TMM as a buttknocker on national tv.
Bad idea. I'll find out where you live.
Dropping Totenkopf into a vat of large rodents to see what happens.
Bad idea. I'll telepathically send them after you.....ravenously hungry.
GTA making TMM his biatch.
Bad idea. It might result in TMM going on a murderous rampage and showing up at your door.
Making me a moderator.
Bad idea......everyone would ban themselves and LF would become a ghost town. :devsmoke:
Have another American Revolution.
Great idea!:patriot:
Going to war with Sweden.
Bad idea. The Swedish Royal Family are descended from one of Napoleon's Marshals.
Fighting with your land armies in Asia.
Bad idea.....even if you ARE China.
Trusting other countries not to weaponize outer space.
Bad idea. Who knows what the Canadians are planning?:conspire:
Insulting hockey while surrounded by large Canadian women.
Excellent idea. Their gigantic boobs will get in their way of doing any real damage to you. :naughty: Wheee-heew! Canadian bacon and chicken sammichez anyone? :dev11:
Dropping inflated balloons in a bunny cage.
Good idea. I always wanted to see how far bunnies could fly.
Telling your significant other, "It's not me, it's you."
That's really gonna depend on the subject and her/his personality.
Blowing up school toilets w/M80s.
Excellent Idea, so long as you don't get caught!
Literally "Burning" a CD.
Whether or not that would be a good idea or bad idea depends entirely on what data said CD contains.
Using sugar and caffeine to never go to sleep.
Bad Idea: its effectiveness diminishes as you fry more and more of your system. Crashing is inevitable be it from body nutrient depletion, or absolute meltdown. Especially if you're driving: I tried to get soda to keep me awake when it was 2am and I hadn't slept in 19 hours...it gave a 15 minute surge then I was even more sleepy. :p
Letting your dog do the 3 legged salute to every sidewalk light in the city.
Depends. I doubt any dog has the bladder capacity.:p
Boycotting "Twilight".
Bad idea: it's reading entertainment, which we could always use more of.
Stapling your tongue to the desk in school then runnin' down the hall, scarin' the $^&% outta all'a y'all Bee-hotches. (ICP reference FTW)
Bad idea-th. Tried ith. Now have an artificial tung....I men tongth...erth.....tongue!!!!
Declaring yourself the most Powerful Samurai of all time, and therefore above the law.
*Draws Wakizashi blade*
Good idea. Unless your enemies have guns.
Taking over the world by buying all the Ice Cream corporations.
Okay idea, but I don't see how owning the world's supply of ice cream could constitute taking over the world...
Not going to sleep until you see the sun coming up over the horizon.
An okay idea. Blackhawk get's a good idea and Captain Crowbar gets a bad idea so they average to an okay idea.
a tv where your mind is the remote control
Bad idea. Especially with other people in the room.
Mail order modders.
Good idea if they are inexpensive hot looking ladies with accomodating personalities that like to play the same kinds of games you do. :naughty:
Walk on role on Dr. WHO.
Good idea. With a show like that, I'd take anything.
Noel Clarke (played Mickey Smith, wrote an episode of Torchwood) writing for Doctor Who.
Neutral...No comment and I'd sound ignorant if I tried to say something since this is an area I'm still admittedly a little light on...:rolleyes:
Calling Niko Bellic a **** stain when you are wearing a badge. (And backup is still too far away to get there in time!)
Good idea if you're Randal from Clerks/Clerks2 and just joined the police force.
Working when you're not supposed to be there.
Neutral: if your boss is likely to promote you for initiative, and that promotion is a SIGNIFICANT net positive for you, good; if your boss is a major douche nozzle or the productivity shall now bottleneck around you...BAD.
Pwning a gangsta and marking him your bitch...
Good idea if you can do it. They need to be brought down a few notches just on general principle.
Wrecking Red's car and blaming Kelso.
Bad idea: He'll figure it out eventually, he's Red afterall.
Funding another of Dr. Wily's ill fated attempts to dominate the world.
Bad Idea. That's like investing in acne cream that doubles as gasoline, and is marketed towards smokers.
Investing in acne cream that doubles as gasoline, and is marketed towards smokers.
Good idea, it'll get rid of
1) pretentious nuissances
2) whiners about the damn gas prices here in USA (mine are currently $3.86USD/gal so if yours is lower STFU)
3) gets rid of cockroaches who smoke where I eat dine out.
Paying hal's gf to play bunghole in one. :dev9:
Bad idea. If you have to pay for something like that it's probably bad for you.
Sasquatch playing bunghole in one w/Hal and he's the girl. :dev9:
Neutral: I'm not sure Hal would like it too much, yetI'm just as unsure bigfoot is a coward POS.
Bigfoot playing bunghole in one with hal *and* his gf while wearing rubber gloves he stole from the mountie. :dev11:
Good idea....on pay per view no less......except if you're Hal or his gf.
Owning LF.
Good Idea. But only works if you enter password ~devmapall
Roundhouse kicking a Smurf who stole my girl and my niteclub
mtfbwya
Bad idea. Unless you want shoes like Ryan Styles. (hint: Blue)
Hacking into the Whitehouse security system.>_>
Good idea......if you're in the PRC.
Turning the middle east into a huge parking lot and sending its populations into China.
Bad idea. They'd probably overcharge for parking anyway.
Selling fools gold to random passersby. Then catching up to them and stealing it back.
^Epic fail is epic.
Having a rabbit for a Jedi Master.
Bad idea. Remember Ikrit?
Keeping small animals at University as food.
Bad Idea: they may reproduce and leave you the bill when they eat out the place you've been keeping them in, only to go out and wreak havoc all around campus.
Giving Naruto an atomic wedgie.
Good idea. Giving wedgies is always fun. :dev9:
Forgetting to water your lawn all summer.
Good idea: I don't have a lawn. :p
Wishing for Santa Butt-Head to take a dump under your tree for christmas.
Bad idea.....there are better things to do than wait for that....unless it's to play a horrible practicle joke on him.
Going hunting w/Duke Nukem and Gordon Freeman.
Bad idea if you happen to be some kind of disgusting alien.
Telling Nihilus his shoe is untied.