I'd sue you for no good reason.
What if someone did sue you?
I'd eat all sorts of hot sauce and puke it all up on that person. I melted PVC plastic once like that. :dev11:
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What if the soda tax went up to 50 cents a bottle?
I'd stockpile it before it went to 75.
Whaddya think I've been doing?! :dev11:
Hard to do, though, if you're a friend of the owner of this place (
http://www.energydrinkoutlet.com/index.php?cur_cat=alph_W&LIST_BY=no) with all its expensive "stims". I'm sure mandalorians love stims.
I'd do the thing that rednecks do about aliens.
*grabs shotgun*
:dev11:Then that thar' little green critter be lookin' mighty tasty!:dev11:
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What if you beat that unidetified sith warrior and were a target of the sith empire?
Get out the old 12 gauge and have some fun on them sithies!
What if you do if Darth Revan challenged you to a duel to the death?
Cheat and get Yoda to kill him instead.
What would happen if the Sith appeared at your house with activated lightsabers?
Get out the old 12 gauge and have some fun on them sithies!
Do I need to say it again?:xp:
What if someone offered to sell you a box of plutonium?
I'd say that you were full of it. (Don't even get me started on why!)
What if you weren't full of it?
I'd be the exact opposite of you :xp:
What if GTA wasn't a jerk?
I may not be for much longer, so you can wait and wonder. :xp:
What if you had a pet monkey whose name was "Spank"?
He'd probably get arrested for public lewdness. :xp:
What if what weren't really a word?
I guess Jules would have to find some other word to get his own dander riled up about.
What if that salesman dude wanted what was in your pocket? :dev11:
I'd stab him with it (he's a sick sick man).:xp:
What if I gave him what was in your pocket?
Welcome to it. It's rat turds from my pet rat when I went on a walk today. :p
What if you were the allmighty bunghole?
I'd be you.
What if you were buried in used toilet paper?
It would most likely be from myself so that's okay. I'd bathe you in it next! :xp:
What if you were that demented janitor serial killer on that haloween episode of B&B? :dev11:
Probably plotting as to how I was going to ****ing bury someone alive in used toilet paper.
What if your pants fell down to your shoes, while you were giving a speech to everyone?
I'd be so hairy people couldn't decide wether to call me wookiee or bigfoot.
What if beavis worked as the cook at the restaurant you just ate at...you're on your way out and you see him acting like he has scabies, or at least an "itch"? :xp:
:barf: and after that I would grab the nearest fire extinguisher - spray his ass down with it, then smack him upside the head with it.
What if ya fell down a rabbit hole like Alice, but it turned out to be a sleeping giant's butt crack?
I'd find my way to his lungs and see what effect my gas had on his breathing.:dev11:
What if the villains from LotR decided that you were their mortal enemy.
Get Palpatine to Force Storm them.
What would happen if the Republic Commando Scorch guest starred on Mythbusters?
I'd watch it.
What if I had the power to make people sexy?
You'd be using it all the time and everyone who is considered hot is now mediocre...and if this power was in the ruin a wish foundation, I'd ruin it, unless totenkopf and his wookiee girlfriend ruin it first...or that crazy mandalorian hillbilly that helped me hunt down elvis ruined it first.
What if Spank the magical monkey decided you were his target for doodey-flings while holding your mamma hostage?
*glares @GTA* I don't care what kind of lies you spread, you ain't my girlfriend ya homo.
I'd use my awesome telekinetic abilities to redirect the "artillery" and bury you in the doodey.
What if GTA finally shaved his sorry self?
It'd be a limited excursion and I'll leave all the nasty hairs in your couch. :xp:
*glares @GTA* I don't care what kind of lies you spread, you ain't my girlfriend ya homo.
Settle down, oh excitable one. I was referring to the fat redneck bag lady who played sugarbear's GF. Like lots to love there, eh? :naughty:
What if totenkopf wasn't drunk all the time? :dev10:
Then he'd be GTA. :devsmoke:
What if Sugarbear messed w/Big Baby's mother effing $$?
Then he'd have to arrest sweets, but then again, sweets' own mamma took care of him pretty good with that revolver.
What if the cookie monster decided to rob your house?
Well, if Darth Insidious is correct, I'd have to have D333 deported back to Canada.
What if GTA really were Johnny Brennan in person?
Then I'd be fat and curse like a sailor--and be responsible for managing the Jerky Boys as well being known and remembered as the chief who epically beat down officer Harry Cox for discourteous entry while wearing a "stupid effing hat".
What if Totenkopf was really Mick Foley--errm, Cactus 'Sack'?
Foley gave campaign donations to Barack Obama. [51]
I'd kill myself.
What if Wrestling were real?
The universe would turn inside out from the sheer shock of it happening.
What if I were standing behind you right now.:dev11:
You'd have slipped into the abyss I just got finished staring down into before turning around and facing the opposite direction. :dev9:
What if cats and dogs could fly?
Birds would go extinct.
What if man could fly without the assistance of machinery?
Then he would be either a freak of nature, superman, or god.
What if crap could fly without the aid of monkeys? (Oooh, Oooh, there goes a brown bomber right now!)
The monkeys would be out of work (blasted economy!)
:p
What if flying monkeys swarmed your house?
Then thereby assuming the doodie sitch is still in effect, they would be a lot like diddy kong. mischief.
What if Toni Cippriatti didn't succeed and mob lord Leone was still stuck in the clink by the time GTA3 came around?
Then the game would suck and you would have to change your name.
What if you could turn invisible at will?
Then I'd be the "master of diguise.'
What if King Kong took a leak on your house?
It would be as bad if godzilla took a dump on your house.
What if Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach were your mother?
Then I'd be pimping her ass off like crazy. ( Yeeaaah, that's right buddy. 50 dolla to make you holla. Hey yo, watch out for the sword man, she might stick that where you don't want yo.
What if Maj. Motoko Kunsanagi from Ghost in the Shell was your sister?
I'd have the excuse I needed to smite her so you can't get any form her. >:^}
What if you were Tom Anderson and your house just got 'pruned'? :dev11:
I would avenge it, by pruning the person who did it. *Prune Prune*
What if Chuck Norris went back in time and challenged himself to a duel of epic proportions?
The universe would explode.
What if Chuck Norris decided that CQ was his worst enemy?
Then we would be evenly matched:D Well, maybe not, only if he shaved the beard:D
What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor was a dung farmer?:D
You mean he isn't?
What if Chuck and Bob dueled at the dawn of time?
We wouldn't exist.
What if Bob decided that he hated your face?
He'd probably give me an unbearable punishment....he'd make me look like you. :xp:
What if Bob AND Chuck hated you?
I'd turn them against each other with my mir'sheb remarks.
What if Bob insulted your mother?
Then Chuck would insult yours.
What if Bob and Chuck decided to leave the universe to it's own devices?
Nothing would happen.
What if Bob and chuck had never existed?
*emergency broadcast* This is all just an illusion *end*
What if you were a horse's arse?
I'd kick you repeatedly.
What if you were turned into a wild burro?