Good idea: Those people at least need a little adrenaline surge. Who knows? Maybe some will have a heart attack.


Cooking your food with prods powered from line outlet.

Good idea, as long as you keep yourself insulated.

Opening a restaurant called The Microwavery, in which all the cooking is done exclusively by microwave.

Povided what is being cooked is NOT:
-Live small animals directly
-non-microwaveable
-Healthy Choice TV dinner vegetables (I got a mild to moderate intestinal blockage from that--basically constipation but still rather undigested and stuck in the small intestine somewhere close to the appendix)

Then yes, good idea.



Doing Parkour maneuvers in a meat grinding factory.

Bad idea, one slip and you're soylent green (not quite, pretty much).

Punching the Punchmaster.

Depends: As it was intended good idea...

Full on? Bad idea: FAILCON punch. (Are you referring to *that* failblog video? I just saw it for the first time this weekend! :D)

Doing the same bike jump over the cactus pit, while bound to a bungee rope, only this time with the bungee tied to your nads.

Bad idea, even if you survive, you're eligible for a Darwin Award.

Legally changing your name to God and then attracting the attention of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Neutral. Although I am a firearm owner, I still wouldn't want them picketing my home whenever I have friends over for a dance. :p

Legally changing your name to Westboro Baptist Church and attracting the attention of the aforementioned lot.

Bad idea. They wouldn't hate you, but everyone else would.

Keeping a wolf as a pet and claiming it's a Husky.

Good idea, been there done that. One of the best pets you can have if you know how to raise it.
(Just popping in to say hello and check messages. :D)

Taking a grinder to a surface that will spark.

Good idea, everyone loves a good lightshow.

An insurance policy that covers wilful destruction.

Good for the Insuree, notsomuch for the Insurer.

Taking out a huge insurance policy on your neighbor's car, then totaling it with a steamroller.

Good idea, the insurance should be more than enough to bribe your neighbour's lawyer.

Hiring Cliff Eidelman to compose your own personal soundtrack.

Only good if you could afford it.

Confessing your addiction to furries at a PETA conference.

Good idea, it shows your love of animals.

Wearing Lady Gaga's Meat Dress to a PETA conference, especially if you're a guy.

Good idea, you're recycling the dress so fewer animals suffer for fashion.

Making your own meat dress and having a meat dress fashion show.

Good idea, then bring THAT to PETA


eating a school, hoping you will learn everything

Excellent idea: Those who learn the most are said to be "hungriest" for the knowledge.


Wearing a thong of meat to a PETA sponsored fashion show.

Good idea. You can insult them, while making them unwilling to remove it from you in the process. After all, they'd rather see that meat than yours. :xp:

Throwing dead, freshly skinned, rabbits at a PETA protest.

Bad idea, they can get pretty aggressive.

Professing your love of cannibalism at a PETA conference.

Neutral. They probably wouldn't care so long as you don't eat animals.

Showing up naked to PETA protests.

Bad idea, they'd ask you to put the meat back on.

going to a PETA meeting with a freahly made snake skin jacket?

Good idea. Not only will you anger them, but you'll do it looking like a bad*ss.

Inviting your local PETA reps over, only to slaughter a cow while they watch.

Bad idea, they might slaughter you too.

chase a cow with a butcher knife?

Bad idea, cows can defend themselves.

Giving the sequel to Kick-Ass the title Kill-Ass.

good idea, maybe people will go see it


making a movie about the subatomic properties of the atom of every element

Good idea, might be eye-opening.

Doing a show on YouTube called "How Durable Is This?"

Bad idea, eventually, somewhere in the future, something will explode.

Tie a Vegan to a chair and then interrogate them with a cooked chicken leg.

Bad idea, that qualifies as torture.

Seducing your doppelgänger/Allowing your doppelgänger to seduce you.

Neutral. Brings whole new meaning to the term, "touching yourself."

Creating a clone so that you may transfer all your bad qualities to it, then killing it.

Bad idea, people need their bad qualities as much as their good qualities.

Cloning yourself, but making the clone the opposite sex (easier if you're male).

She would be utterly hateful and revolted by me and beat the $*** out of me. Don't even get me started on what traits she might end up with--it isn't pretty. Even if she was just another me.

What if I was Johnny Brennan?

Bad Idea, I don't know who Johnny Brennan is, but this is the wrong thread.

Filling your Lederhosen with Sauerkraut.

Bad idea unless you want to smell like spoiled cabbage.

Throwing a jar of pills at an adversary when you need a little help.

Bad idea. He may refuse to help you and instead steal the pills (leading to unknown consequences), and then you have no...pills.......

Mixing a Monster energy drink with a military grade stim, and then randomly pour in scotch, and then throw a glass of it at your adversary.

Bad idea, that would be equivalent to pissing off Father Grigori on his Pet Peeves show in GMOD idiot box.

Being a black/goth metal band singing about hunting ducks with a spear. (Hint YT search "They Will Return").

Good idea, with the right instrumental bit, they wouldn't know the difference.

Going to PETA protests for the sole purpose of pointing and laughing at the protesters.

Good idea, some people really need to stop being so serious AND hypocritical sometimes. (I.E. IAMS doing questionable testing on mice in Canada but the American counterparts couldn't care less, they only want to prevent you from eating eggs and bacon.)

Having an ass worship day for your hot lady teacher.

Bad idea, I smell a lawsuit.

Telling everyone who takes anything to the extreme to "mellow out".

Bad idea: just take a bat to their head and knock them the **** out. If you have dialog with them you only invite them to hit you instead.

Telling your conniving drunken lesbian cousin to quit treading on the rest of the family and get lost since she hasn't paid rent the whole 3 months she's been here and brought nothing but grief and trouble.

Bad idea, she's still family.

Starting a new holiday called Beermas.

Pointless Idea: What's wrong? The existing holidays not have enough beer for you?

Bringing your pet NoctoKing in the house.

Good idea, it can't be much worse than a dog.

Drinking something that's equal parts Vodka, Gin, and Gravy.

Bad idea: That sounds like it would taste disgusting, not to mention I have digestive issues and that would cause some serious problems.

Breeding an Andreal with a MedusaEye. (Yes another dragon warrior monsters reference.)

I have no idea, so I'm going to say Good Idea by default.

Drinking a Beer with the brand name "Danger".

Fair idea: long as it isn't a safety label, I can try it. If I like it I'll keep 'em coming when I want. If not...I just pour it in the dog dish. :dev9:

Trying to get your rottweiler unstuck from inside a piano with no help or sedatives.

Bad Idea, you'll lose either the piano or the dog.

Brewing an Ale and naming it "McAwesome's Ale".

Bad idea: if it has to brag about how awesome it is, then it must suck--or so most people assume.

(BTW I thought you'd say it was a bad idea 'cause you'll lose a bodypart. :xp:)

Giving a phone number to the Jerky Boys.

Difficult to say. It sounds like you mean just give them any phone number.

Blood being an acceptable alternative form of currency.

Bad idea; The government would turn into blood-thirsty vampires.


George Lucas running as the next president of the USA.

Good Idea, excessive special effects might be just what that country needs.

Using Great Old Spice Bodywash:
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