Bad idea, it helps when your parachute's not so bony.
Sticking a deep-fryer in an airbag.
Odd Idea: I'd like to see someone try to pull that one off for reals because I have no idea how you'd do it successfully let alone without injury or deflation of the device.
Taking an airbag assembly and deploying it on the ground.......upside down. (I know someone that did that BTW, lawl)
bad idea: it will go "Splat"
Barney the dinosaur going on a rampage
bad idea: the only "rampage" would be child molesting
putting firecrackers in twinkies
Bad idea, people could die ... faster.
Barging into a church in the middle of a sermon, shouting "YOUR RELIGION IS SILLY", and running out, while wearing zentai.
Bad Idea: you'd never make it very far before you got brutally murdered.
Giving the person next to you a horny pill.
Depends on whether or not you find this person attractive.
A variation on the Easy Bake Oven called the Easy Break Oven.
it would be good if it broke because of its ability to cook things at an atomic level of the speed of light x 1337x 3p1c pWn3r
^ this idea?
Good Idea. It's gratifying to see something get nuked every once in a while.
Trying to outrun the cops on a horse and buggy.
Good idea if they are on the horse and buggy.
Selling weed to Bill Clinton.
Good idea. He doesn't care.
Throwing gang signs at the boo-yah tribe.
Based on what I understand about the terminology, baffling idea.
Microwaving a Deep-fryer.
good idea. ive been looking for that tech for years
deep frying a mircowave
Bad idea. How are you supposed to get it without dipping your hands in hot oil?
Sticking a can of paint in an oven.
Bad idea: I don't even want to know how my oven baked food would taste after that.
Good idea. Singers fancy themselves lovers, not fighters.
Well, don't tell that to these 3...
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Yup, ryan vs dorkman 2
Depends on whether or not you find this person attractive.
That or you pull my variation of partying with Ric Flair: Ric makes 'em all drunk for his amusement. I do that and give them all H-pills so I can make blackmail videos. :dev11::dev11::dev11:
Pulling off my stunt in the middle of a documentary of how your town is going down the econ-hole and then have the next interlude be of sword fighting in the middle of town.
Good ideas, documentaries can get pretty dull.
Slipping some of these into a male friend's coffee:
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Good Idea if there's a reverse remedy...Otherwise, cruel idea...
BTW Is that Megan Fox? :eyeraise: :barf:
*german accent*
Forgetting to read sign in cab that say "No barfing".
Pointless. If you're not nauseous, it's not an issue. If you are, stopping yourself from vomiting is hard.
A show called Jeff the Vampire Puncher, which lacks any character named Jeff, Vampires, or punching.
Good Idea: if you plan to sell it in the states, Americans are getting so stupid they'll think it's creative.
Playing devil's advocate.
Good idea. You mean the pinball game from The Simpsons, right?
The next Survivor being set in a sewer.
Good idea: if its ratings bomb, you can say it was a real piece of crap.
Microwaving fireworks in a pile of manure.
Really Bad idea, it'd be like a cross between the Dynamite, the Airbag, and the Full Can of Spray Paint. (Bad Idea + Really Bad Idea + Good idea = Really Bad Idea)
As a joke, saying "Ass or Ted" and meaning "Assorted", whenever you'd normally say "Assorted".
Confusing idea: I mean hey, if it works for you and you don't get confused...good. Otherwise I'd find something analogous that wasn't so common and easy to confuse...
Feeding your obese friend a whole truckload of baked potato chips, sticking him in a half barrel full of water, and sticking a lightbulb in his mouth. (Hint: Rocko's modern life, the hefer bulb)
Good idea, sounds amusing.
McDonald's changing their slogan to "I am Batman!"
Good idea: Lawsuits are always a blast to watch in the news.
Picking up a hooker with a deep voice.
If the hooker appears to be female, bad idea. If the hooker appears to be male and not crossdressing, good idea.
Running around punching random people while singing the Russell Crowe song while not being Russell Crowe.
Born in New Zealand in '64,
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe,
He loves to act, but he loves one thing more:
FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD!
He fights his directors and he fights his fans,
It's a problem noone understands,
If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and...
FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD!
Making movies, making music and
FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD!
Rusell Crowe!
Good idea if you're a badass, Bad idea if you're a wuss. Inevitably, though, someone is going to shoot you so...:giveup:
Dropping a cell phone in the toilet that's not yours.
Bad idea, whether you mean the cell phone or the toilet.
Driving to Mordor.
Bad Idea: Don't you know how many orcs are their this season
claiming the ring for myself
Only if you're also in the mood for a swim in the Fires of Amon Amarth, also known as Mount Doom.
Microwaving a block of wood and a sheet of tinfoil and the same time.
Good idea. I'm always interested in seeing physical changes. (or would that be chemical changes? I get so confused :confused:)
Asking Alkonium why so many of his ideas involve microwaves
Good idea: he's an evil genius and he'll pants ya if you're not careful! :dev9:
Hax launching a monitor into this thing:
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Sure, see how many monitors it takes to kill the people in the fake pool.
Playing russian roulette w/Pinhead.
Good idea: if you're using ammo that will turn into a mini-sun you'll exile him back to hell--assuming the shot is fired. *loads all chambers*
Hiring Bruce Campbell to demolish Pyron from Darkstalkers.
Good idea, if noone can do it, he can.
Introducing yourself to everyone as King Steve the Oblivious of Jiffylubistan.
Bad idea, you're already weird enough and shouldn't invite even more abuse.
Telling a 300 lb 6'8" customer that he's truly a moron amongst morons.
Could be a Good idea or Bad idea. Depends on whether or not you got a taser gun, and if he goes ballistic on your ass.
Training your pet monkey to throw flaming doody at everyone that passes by your house.
Good idea......till YOU pass by your own house.
Upgrading the monkey army from trebuchets to howitzers.
Definitly a good idea. High speed flaming doody coming right at ya. ;)
Me ordering the Monkey Army to fire the flaming doody at Totenkopf's house. :dev7:
Good idea. I'll trap you in the house and they can burn it down so I get the insurance money. Been real knowin ya..... :devsmoke:
Putting border security in the hands of GTA's monkey army.
Good idea. There's bulletproof vests, but there aren't poop-proof vests.
Barging into a church/synagogue/mosque/temple during a sermon and shouting "I AM YOUR GOD!"
Bad idea: Have you watched that one episode of family guy where Peter tried to be a douchebag to the Jews? --Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Pissing off Bill Goldberg by vandalizing all of his cars before hot august nights and then hoping Keith and Ed can stop him...I mean that Ed can box and used to play football a long time ago, and Keith works out all the time to maintain his pretty boy looks and must really know everything about football because he is also a commentator...Those two can take on Billy G no problem right?
Bad idea, there's no way of knowing they'll even try to intervene.
An Ice Cream flavour called Heavenly Hashish, made with real Hashish.
Good idea, I think GTA games incorporate something like that already. Good until the cops come after you.
Launching a toilet bomb full of barbs from a barbed wire fence strand into the house of that "ultimate freakout" kid's house.
Bad idea. That'd be enough for that kid to snap.
Lady Gaga becoming the spokesperson for Twinings Tea, and Twinings naming a new flavour after her. (Note: this is actually happening, apparently)
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bad Idea! BAD IDEA! :disaprove Twinings Tea will never be the same.
Grace Jones kicking Lady Gaga's ass for being a copycat.
Good idea. Celebrity deathmatch needs more content.
Suppositories in flavors like cool glacier, tingly vanilla, and hot cinnamon.
Unless you're eating the suppositories, pointless idea. If you are, good idea.
Sneaking into the WBC and replacing every instance of the word "HATE" on their picket signs with the word "LOVE".
Bad idea, they'll just sue you.
Going to a job interview for a job you don't really want working for the federal government. More specifically, Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada.
Bad idea. Why would I want to work for the Canadian Government. God bless 'Merica! :patriot:
:xp:
Posting inflammatory pro-Mac comments on a PC-tech board.