Not a problem b/c it's not as disgusting as certain figments of my imagination...and the cops never think as funny as I do either.
Pulp fiction 2 happening in your grandma's house...
Maaaan I live REDNECK territory, that's damn near like a common everyday occurence where I'm from. I'd say it's happens in just about every household from what I've seen on the local news.
BTW, If your the fire chief, constable, and mayor in your own home town....you might be a redneck.
You wake up one morning, only to find out, that your the resident redneck of the century. And your name is Billybob Bucktooth, and your house has wheels; plus the most prize possesion in your life, is your daggum shotgun that yer daddy left ya.
^Wouldn't phase me. i might actually enjoy it.
You wake up to find that your girlfriend/wife has left you, your dog is dead, your house is on fire, and your not wearing any clothes.
Not really scary, but more of making someone a tad suicidal.
Spending some 'Alone Time' with my avatar. :naughty:
You're implying that it was my idea, so why would it scare me?
Being surrounded by clowns with large syringe gun things in a dark alley.
I tell terrible jokes, I'll be fine.
Being stuck in a lift with David Icke for ten hours.
Ten hours in a lift is bad enough, but I don't know who David Icke is.
Waking up and seeing me on the other side of the bed.
Like I said earlier......we're just creeping each other out rather than terrifying one another. :xp:
Waking up and finding Kirstie Alley on the other side of your bed.....and you're handcuffed to the bedframe. And she's eyeballing you, not w/wanton lust, but wanton hunger.... (though the wanton lust part might actually be more terrifying :dev14: )
Not scary, just someone got their kids a little into preparation for the zombie apocalypse.
Waking up to find out that your apartment had been foreclosed upon, it's time for the bank to seize the property and you had no warning.
Just bizarre. Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.
You wake up in the middle of the night to find Kreia (see KOTOR II: TSL for ref.) standing at the foot of your bed, shrouded in darkness just staring at you. She starts laughing menacingly seemingly for no reason before resuming her usual composure and points at you while walking backwards into your closet.
No surprise there. *ignites my silver lightsaber* "Your words shall crawl through my skull no more, old woman!"
After getting out of the shower you find this in your room when you're supposed to live alone:
http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/images/09-07-crossdresser.jpg)
It's clearly a trap, women avoid my place like plague!
You're driving home from a long trip out of state and suddenly "nature calls". You pull into a rest stop and race into a stall, upon finishing you realize there is no toilet paper and you're not wearing socks because you're wearing flip-flops.
Not terrifying, I don't wear flip flops, and on the extremely rare occasion I do, I wear socks as well, thus, this could never happen.
Going home to find Michael Myers in your house, and he's pissed at you.
Michael Myers knows me. Michael Myers fears me.
Having a wiped comp like Tobias here. :xp:
What's on this computer is easily replaced.
Waking up to find Jason Voorhees on one end of the bed, and Michael Myers (the villain from the Halloween movies, not the actor) on the other, after a dream involving Freddy Krueger.
Let's see...Leatherface, pin head, chuckie and his bride, wolf man, dracula, various other lycans and vampires form the past 7,000 years, and even satan himself are on my past victims list, taking the two of them on at the same time after trashing freddy should be no problem.
You owe more than your lifetime to some ugly overlord because of past sins of your forefathers.
Certainly creepy.
Having to sit through an entire day and all the customer's are idiot's like the ones in the stories on Notalwaysright.com
(Alk, you know what I'm talking about.)
Lol! I've heard of people seeing and hearing things like this when they would eat mushrooms, anyway - that is one bizzare kid's video.
I found this on YT awhile back, and I'm not sure if they used some sort of special effects with this clip are not; but regardless, it's always been kinda of interesting to watch. Anyway, if it's a fake...it's a damn good one IMO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixo_ZESvVfI&NR=1)
Could have been greenscreened in.
Waking up and seeing yourself on the other side of the bed.
(OK now *I'm* beginning to see a pattern to YOUR posts.)
I'd get all excited and tingly.
Someone pouring honey all over their body...hairy like a werewolf.
^^^Ok, you win...that is sooooooo creepy on just, soooooooo many levels...
http://lockportslugline.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/xl3.jpeg)
(Why do I get the feeling Dr House is not amused?)
DANGER: DO NOT LOOK INTO DIRECT OR REFLECTED SUNLIGHT!
http://stashbox.org/378269/tc-sam2.jpg)
Bit odd.
Coming home to find every cooking-type appliance on and full of Lithium Polymer Batteries.
I'd be happy because if they were fully charged I'd win, and if not--I have plenty of free throwing ammo.
BTW Bit odd? Samus' official stats by nintendo out of the armor is 6'3" 198 lbs. She's an amazon with cheetah like reflexes, what wouldn't be awesome about a boob-face with a woman like that (if she were real)?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/FurryFandom/Furries.png)
That is some good makeup.
Getting accused of HAX by everyone else at a massive LAN party.
I'd just be irritated at the nerve of everyone else to accuse me of that. And maybe summon a hailstorm of monitors at all those fools.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Dmi7Txvz7iI/SQZJvpsJidI/AAAAAAAAAk8/-e2TyrL2dcI/s400/red-ring-death-pumpkin.jpg)
Isn't that just a Jack-O-Lantern?
Waking up to find yourself surrounded by Weeping Angels.
Confusing...actually that would be rather irking if I woke up and suddenly found out I was God because I don't want that level of responsibility.
http://www.doganswers.com/images/creepy.jpg)
Gah!
(I meant the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who)
Discovering that all the shadows in your room are actually Vashta Nerada.
Given that they strip you to your bones in milliseconds.....don't think you'd have enough time to be terrified.
Finding Quagmire humping your leg.....and you actually enjoy it.
How could I be scared if I was enjoying it?
Working at McDonald's, and being asked to make an Angus Burger with Bacon And Cheddar, with extra sauce, an extra couple Angus patties, and Crispy Chicken instead of a bun.
I'd just give them an F-BOMB.
Learning you have missed your Jury Summons.
Not scary but actually interesting...I wonder if it would make either a riot between LA and Japan start, or stop an existing riot between them.
*hears my jewish family members get pised off*
BTW It's CHAUNIKKAH you mother****ers!
http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dumpster.jpg)
Just some guy jumping into a mobile pool. Nothing scary about that.
Experiencing this firsthand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjHAPw1q-M)
Injurious which could scare people without proper precaution.
http://www.los-angeles-injury-lawyer-blog.com/Dog_attack2.jpg)
Terrifying.
Realising you've been taking those (fictional) sex change pills I mentioned in the Good Idea/Bad Idea Game instead of some pill you normally take. And it only works one way.
That would be horrifying. I've read those 4chan doujins that pop up from time to time...that usually doesn't end very well. Even if nobody takes advantage of you, you'd still be too weird-ed out to live a normal life. At least I would be.
Nearly getting hit by an ambulance all of a sudden.
That's just sad.
Bleeding/urinating the wrong colour, such as blue, or green.