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Totenkopf

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Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 5:47 PM
#412
Bad idea. Her incessant chattering gives you a brain hemmorhage and blood shoots out your eyes, nose and ears. Being bad....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 5:36 PM
#410
Bad idea if you forget your jockstrap. Marrying a fat woman with a great sense of humor....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 5:33 PM
#408
Bad idea. He'll probably bite your arm off as he greedily gobbles up that fish. Playing footsie with an angry cougar (of the human vartiety)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 5:27 PM
#406
Probably a bad idea, unless you're a masochist. Being apathetic....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 5:07 PM
#404
Granted, but now you have to **** so often you have time for nothing else. I wish GB rid itself of the monarchy....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 3:37 PM
#402
Bad idea, unless you have a death wish. Eating a hamburger on between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of rolls. (yeah, got the idea from DG's food thread in the Swamp)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 12:28 PM
#400
Neutral. Different faces every day, but also different bullies everyday too. A car that gets 250 mpg, but costs $20/gal to fuel up....  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:10 PM
#108
He'd blow the Earth up w/his Orbiting Death Star. What if all the animals on your farm died and left you penniless?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:06 PM
#106
I'd be the minister and you'd still be the groom. *funeral dirge commences* :devsmoke: What if the world broke out of it's orbit and went looking for another star?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:02 PM
#104
Anthropogenic "global" warming would occur on the orb that is gore's head. What if TMM we're forced to marry Janet Reno?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 4:57 PM
#102
Why not? What if not?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:18 AM
#59
I'd ask him for some jello. What if Fat Albert were hiding under your bed?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:16 AM
#57
Then I'd throw you in the sarlacc pit. He's hungry, don't ya know. What if TMM was only a slimy rodian?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:10 AM
#54
He'd probably be acting on the orders of the Bob. What if Jabba the Hutt had you in his harem?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 12:42 AM
#40
You'd still smell better than jarod. What if Beavis and Butthead went to South Park?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 5:07 PM
#2226
B/c I'm really you. Can TMM move beyond "I know you are, but what am I"? :dev9:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 4:58 PM
#2224
He's modest. :D Why do you want to smell like feet wrapped in burnt leathery bacon?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 4:55 PM
#2222
Why are you complaining, you said you wanted it to go 40 feet high and it's only 1/2 way there? Why does your garbage smell like feet wrapped in burnt leathery bacon?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:17 AM
#2220
Because. Where does Bob get the nerve?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 1:13 AM
#2218
The Bob certainly doesn't. He's very jealous. How much did CQ's tank cost?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 12:44 AM
#2214
B/c you don't read too good, nohow. Who is Yo, b/c his momma really gets around?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-13-2009, 12:40 AM
#2211
All the time. Ask yo momma. :devsmoke: Where's Beavis, Butthead? (hint:not with anyone I know)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 7:29 PM
#2206
They are axing a virus.......but it ain't listening. When Jupiter is in the 7th house......who's making love to your old lady when you're out?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 6:44 PM
#2204
Donald Duck. How many people could Benjamin Hack if Benjamin hacked people?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
07-11-2009, 11:57 PM
#2195
Ask your momma. :dev9: Is there a Santa Claus?...  [Read More]
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