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Alkonium

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Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
03-07-2012, 10:52 AM
#137
Tegan had to fight the urge to scoff at Una'druban's arrogance. If there was one thing she could thank the Shadow Academy for, it was the cosmopolitan attitude towards other races. "We saw their work first hand in the human city of Paryer."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
02-28-2012, 11:01 PM
#126
Respectfully, Tegan spoke up in her native tongue, "They're right. The Purge is coming, I've seen it with my own eyes." She knew she was rusty in the Drow language, but they other Dark Elves would most likely take more kindly to being spoke...  [Read More]
Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
02-21-2012, 10:58 PM
#108
Tegan thought for a moment about this strange woman's offer, and then spoke up, "I don't trust you. A skilled telepath could still deceive others through the link. Vakarr's right. You could be a spy, but you're being too obvious. Maybe you're n...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
03-07-2012, 10:57 AM
#232
I'm sure someone's got a shotgun handy. Discovering a picture of you being used as a very unkind internet meme....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
02-29-2012, 11:33 PM
#230
I could make the most of it, but I also don't believe in the no-win scenario. Discovering that all your sugar has been replaced with cocaine....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
02-22-2012, 5:52 PM
#227
I was thinking of moving out. Waking up in Aperture Laboratories....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-05-2012, 3:55 PM
#1832
Good idea. For once I see no harm in it. Putting the heating on Yogscast-style....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-04-2012, 5:47 PM
#1829
Good idea, but don't expect it to go smoothly. Playing Minecraft while hopped up on pain pills....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-03-2012, 1:30 PM
#1825
Isn't that Mugen? Hiring squirrelking to write for your video game/film/TV show....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-01-2012, 11:02 PM
#1823
Bad idea. Defunct can be a pretty vague term. Reenacting the boom box scene from "Say Anything...", but with "Big Time" instead of "In Your Eyes"....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-01-2012, 9:50 PM
#1821
Bad idea. They'll oblige, but she'll sound worse than perverted instead. Lampooning your critics....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-23-2012, 4:13 PM
#1819
Bad idea. There's plenty of important stuff you don't want to know. An official crossover between My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Game of Thrones....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-22-2012, 8:39 PM
#1816
Good idea. Faking being interesting is pretty interesting in and of itself. Using Combustible Lemons to make Lemonade....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-22-2012, 6:34 PM
#1814
Good idea. Then you can mark everyone else's with TL;DR. As a musician, faking your death whenever you release a new album....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-22-2012, 3:57 PM
#1812
Good idea, provided they can get past the election process. As an employer, making a point of hiring the most amusing applicant instead of the most qualified....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-22-2012, 9:58 AM
#1810
Bad idea. That motivate her to get even weirder. The makers of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic forgetting about their original target audience and catering exclusively to bronies....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-21-2012, 12:35 PM
#1804
Good idea. Leaves them open to return. Bethesda deliberately making The Elder Scrolls VI needlessly complicated to appease the whiners....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
03-05-2012, 11:01 PM
#1963
Granted, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. I wish I could thread a sewing needle....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
03-05-2012, 10:32 PM
#1961
Granted, but the first time you use it, you fumble and end up decapitating yourself. I wish I had a life-size replica of the Normandy....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
03-04-2012, 8:21 PM
#1951
Granted, but it goes down in history as their worst concert ever. I wish Rush would actually release Clockwork Angels....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
03-04-2012, 5:25 PM
#1948
Granted, the Reapers decided to show up a good 174 years early, so we've got bigger things to worry about than an election. I wish for Stephen Harper to be removed from office....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
03-01-2012, 7:38 AM
#1940
Granted, but it's just full of jackasses and has nothing to do with Jackass. @DA: Couldn't you just make one? I wish for DA to get drunk and go all "Can I take my pants off over my head? Of course not. My body's in the way." the next time...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
02-29-2012, 11:57 AM
#1937
Granted, but things go downhill after you get there. I wish I could forget about DA's furry harem....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
02-28-2012, 9:46 PM
#1933
Granted, but now people see you as worse than Leatherface, since you killed him. I wish for all of the nutjob American politicians to reenact "Physicist Melts Down" on live TV....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
02-26-2012, 12:12 PM
#3146
Regardless of what type of thread you mean, that scenario makes no sense. Would it be pretentious for me to declare myself the Master of Bad Advice?...  [Read More]
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