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Alkonium

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Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Alkonium
05-09-2012, 5:57 PM
#238
That'd be unfortunate. Realising you've been indoctrinated by the Reapers....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
06-07-2012, 6:17 PM
#1899
Good idea, but you're stick with tube-driven electronics. Protecting your house/castle in Minecraft with autoturrets (dispenser loaded with arrows and linked via redstone to a nearby pressure plate) and landmine (pressure plate on top of TNT)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
06-06-2012, 10:18 AM
#1897
Bad idea. Depending on wattage, you could damage nerves, or die. At a job interview, offering to sell your past employer's secrets to your prospective employer....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
05-05-2012, 4:57 PM
#1895
Pointless, I just couldn't take that video seriously. Adapting Steven Erikson's Malazan Book of the Fallen into a TV series like Game of Thrones....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
05-04-2012, 7:01 PM
#1890
Bad idea. That suggests a lack of both sanity and decency. Letting a radioactive spider bite you, in an attempt to become Spider-Man....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
05-03-2012, 5:58 PM
#1888
Bad idea. You'll just end up with one more to fight. Having sex with your dead friend's girlfriend, on top of said friend's grave....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
05-01-2012, 11:43 AM
#1886
Tried that once. Didn't work out. George R. R. Martin making Littlefinger a POV character in The Winds of Winter....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
05-01-2012, 8:52 AM
#1884
Bad idea. There's a reason regular ropes aren't used for bungee jumping. Sabotaging your business's competitors, and then bragging about it to your boss....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
04-25-2012, 8:20 PM
#1882
Good idea. That seems safe enough. Attempting to brew mead without any of the proper equipment, and resorting to stuff you'd find in a standard kitchen....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
04-24-2012, 8:58 PM
#1879
Good idea. If it's dangerous, you'll then know where to avoid. If it's not, you'll know where to retrieve it from. Mixing Decaf and espresso together as a substitute for regular coffee....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
04-10-2012, 7:29 PM
#1877
Bad idea. If that's initiation, I'd hate to see what reprimanding is like. Touching MC Hammer....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
04-10-2012, 4:30 PM
#1875
Really bad idea. That's how you scar kids for life. Buying ridiculous amounts of nonfunctioning video game paraphernalia (including consoles, cases, discs, cartridges, and controllers) in order to build the Throne of Games....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
04-10-2012, 12:19 PM
#1873
Bad idea, especially if it's with a $3 bill. Reading A Game of Thrones to children at a Daycare....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
05-31-2012, 11:54 AM
#1978
Granted, but noone notices because it's been years since anyone's seen that movie. I wish for Michael Benyaer and Paul Dobson to do voiceover work on season 3 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
06-03-2012, 12:26 AM
#3184
Difficult to say. His name has no bearing on the situation. Wouldn't that just mean that he was Mrs. Claus's bastard?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-31-2012, 9:30 PM
#3181
Chuck Norris tries and fails to do all the things the internet thinks he can do. Shouldn't Gotye be over his ex by now?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-30-2012, 5:02 PM
#3175
Because it fits the pattern. Would giving iPhones a freely accessible file system like Android phones be such a bad idea?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-29-2012, 2:51 PM
#3169
Allow me to answer your question with a question: Will we ever be able to understand idiots?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-29-2012, 11:25 AM
#3166
Probably not. Nazis are rarely that mellow. Isn't the Dalai Lama also a painting of a Llama done in the style of Salvador Dali?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-29-2012, 9:39 AM
#3164
I have no idea. Does DA have anger management issues?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-28-2012, 9:50 PM
#3162
No. I tend to avoid Spencer's. How is putting dirt in a cup a scientific experiment?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-27-2012, 11:50 AM
#3160
Not really, no. How many potential murder weapons are present in a standard fast food restaurant?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-26-2012, 4:21 PM
#3157
Of course not, he's a politician. If there's a fire, who should I email about it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
05-09-2012, 9:39 AM
#3152
Some guy named Jack. Is this an oud?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
04-30-2012, 10:12 PM
#3148
Because you can't do it quietly. Is calling Snooki a Feral Oompa Loompa a fair assessment?...  [Read More]
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