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Alkonium

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Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
03-10-2012, 7:16 PM
#139
"By all means, do whatever it takes to defend yourself against the Purge, but don't think you can win a war of attrition against them. She may be powerful, but no power is infinite." Tegan responded. "It may take the Purge time, but th...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
03-21-2012, 7:11 AM
#236
Considering I bought it from Jeff's Discount Deathtraps, I should have known. Discovering that the pills you've been taking to eliminate your social anxiety also turn you into a compulsive nudist....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
03-17-2012, 9:25 AM
#234
Considering Chuck Norris doesn't like being an Internet Deity, I'm not worried. Waking up to discover that you and your worst enemy have somehow become conjoined twins....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
04-09-2012, 10:59 PM
#1870
Good idea. What are they going to do about it. Packing your workplace's microwave full of eggs, and setting it to run for 99:99 on your last day....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
04-08-2012, 6:29 PM
#1866
It has merits, but it also seems undemocratic. A business where once a month, one randomly chosen employee is fired for no reason, regardless of their standing in the company....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
04-08-2012, 7:47 AM
#1863
Neutral idea. Noone will know the difference, but it seems kind of like a scumbag thing to do. Running in an election with the campaign promise of "Chainsawing the Red Tape"....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
04-08-2012, 12:58 AM
#1861
Bad idea. Odds are if you pull it off, you'll get caught in it. Swapping someone's guacamole dip with wasabi as a prank....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-27-2012, 9:25 PM
#1859
Good idea, if you're taking the "What not to do" approach. Shouting Wuld Nah Kest while atop the Throat of the World....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-27-2012, 3:35 PM
#1857
Great idea. I love getting people frustrated like that. Making Jules Winnfield say "What" several times, and then shooting him....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-20-2012, 9:11 PM
#1850
Bad idea. I'm pretty sure that doesn't constitute a collector's item. Shouting "Prepare yourself, Narnia!" whenever you open a wardrobe....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-17-2012, 3:03 PM
#1848
Good idea, if you want several fists to the face every time you need to take a call. And my last post was a reference to this (http://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ) Using this (http://youtu.be/wblE8YYLyQ0) as a ringtone....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-17-2012, 9:15 AM
#1846
Bad idea. Anything that could convince them probably counts as terrorism. My last post was a reference to this (http://youtu.be/ALZZx1xmAzg). Using a fire extinguisher marked "Made in Britain"....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-16-2012, 12:04 PM
#1843
Good idea. They need food to. Shooting a policeman, stealing his helmet, going to the toilet in his helmet, sending it to his grieving widow, and then stealing it again....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-13-2012, 6:01 PM
#1841
Good idea, especially if the diet plan also includes poison. A cheap knockoff of Shreddies called Shredders....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-13-2012, 2:03 PM
#1839
Good idea. Why restrict it to that one type of crime. Dealing drugs for charity....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-12-2012, 10:12 AM
#1837
Good idea. We should be able to weed out a few idiots and nutjobs that way. Fighting bullying with cannibalism....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
03-09-2012, 3:19 PM
#1834
Good idea. It's not like you'll run out fuel anytime soon. @DA: It's basically setting a hard wood floor on fire. Turning your toilet into a replica of the Iron Throne....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
03-13-2012, 8:47 PM
#1970
Granted, but you can't light them anywhere due to new fire regulations. How am I supposed to get drunk off a scented candle? I wish scented candles had an inebriating effect....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
03-13-2012, 5:31 PM
#1968
Granted. Have fun with Windows 3.0. I wish my Campus Pub was open on St. Paddy's Day....  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Alkonium
04-03-2012, 2:43 PM
#698
Full out phrases, not just words anymore....  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Alkonium
03-22-2012, 1:11 PM
#685
Cat...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Alkonium
03-21-2012, 12:16 PM
#679
James Bond...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Alkonium
03-17-2012, 2:59 PM
#675
Lab...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Alkonium
03-17-2012, 9:12 AM
#673
Crystal...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Alkonium
03-30-2012, 12:35 PM
#817
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
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