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Alkonium

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Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
02-01-2012, 5:04 PM
#68
Finally spotting the ferry, Tegan got to the nearest rooftop, and used a clothesline to return to ground level. Not even stopping to catch her bread, she tossed a sack of coins to the ferryman, and boarded. "That should cover it." She said...  [Read More]
Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
01-31-2012, 10:40 PM
#64
At that point, Tegan leapt from her seat, not bothering to finish her wine, and charged out the door of the tavern. Overhearing that people would need to make for the river, she began calculating routes in her head. Under the circumstances, pure spee...  [Read More]
Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
01-26-2012, 7:01 PM
#35
Tegan had seen this sort of behaviour before, particularly in a target who was innocent, or otherwise didn't deserve to die. She must have had some serious emotional scars, and the insensitive half-Drow wasn't helping. Tegan pulled him away before he...  [Read More]
Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
01-25-2012, 3:08 PM
#8
Tegan casually walked into the tavern, wearing basic street clothes over her form-fitting leather outfit, along with a hood to hide her face. While she enjoyed the freedoms afforded her by leaving the Shadow Academy, she still had to be careful not t...  [Read More]
Posted in: Purge!
  Alkonium
01-24-2012, 11:20 PM
#3
How fast can you run, Tegan? No one leaves the Shadow Academy! The parting words of Tegan Diral's mentor continued to haunt her, even after five years. She had always tried to the right thing, but there was no denying her true calling. She was an ass...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
01-29-2012, 6:43 AM
#225
I'd panic, and then call the bomb squad. Finding a creeper from Minecraft right outside your house IRL....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-06-2012, 6:26 PM
#1742
Bad idea. I am not dressing up like that. Crossplaying (a portmanteau of crossdress and cosplay) FemShep....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-06-2012, 9:32 AM
#1739
Good idea. Cheapest way to blow up a car, or at least kill the occupants. Jousting on Motorcycles....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
02-04-2012, 9:26 AM
#1735
Might make for a good series on YouTube. Robb Stark putting Casterly Rock to the torch in season 2 of Game of Thrones, even though it didn't happen in the books....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-30-2012, 10:06 PM
#1733
Good idea. Irony is the best weapon. Planning to go to Mogadishu for your honeymoon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-30-2012, 6:24 PM
#1731
Bad idea. What good would that do? Convincing PETA to run more ads that unintentionally promote cannibalism....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-30-2012, 4:51 PM
#1729
Bad idea. You don't get 222 internets without making a few enemies. PETA becoming PETPA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants and Animals)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-29-2012, 9:39 PM
#1727
Good idea. What matters is it wakes you up. Countering SOPA, PIPA, and ACTA with an act called POPA (Protect Online Piracy Act)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-29-2012, 6:41 AM
#1725
Great idea. Now that's geek cred. Using The Ballad of Serenity as a ringtone....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-27-2012, 10:05 AM
#1720
Bad idea. Bluff checks automatically fail if there's contradicting evidence. Convincing your girlfriend that you're actually a male version of her from a Rule 63 Universe....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-27-2012, 8:55 AM
#1718
Bad idea. That also just adds more trash. Performing "The Dragonborn Comes" at a coffee house's open mic night....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-25-2012, 6:22 AM
#1715
Good idea. Saves time. Getting rid of gender-specific washrooms....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-24-2012, 11:56 PM
#1713
Bad idea. That shows a bias towards that brand of paint. @: Because at this point, I'm probably as much of a brony as Chainz. Also, this may be a case of responding to trolling with more trolling. Chainsawing your own hand off, and then replacing i...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-22-2012, 10:12 PM
#1711
Good idea. You can't fear anything if you're already dead. @DA: I can't tell what's more unsettling, the fact that I got you to read disturbing fanfiction, or the fact that you enjoyed it. A device that can make an unsliced loaf of toast....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-22-2012, 9:37 PM
#1709
Bad idea. I get the feeling that song is nasty. Hasbro and The Hub adapting the MLP:FiM fanfic "Cupcakes" into an actual episode....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-21-2012, 12:01 AM
#1707
Good idea. It's the perfect example of smart comedy. A variation on All-Bran called Some-Bran....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-20-2012, 8:41 AM
#1704
That's not even an idea. Shipping a truckload of lemons to Aperture Science....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-19-2012, 10:23 PM
#1702
Great idea. Makes it more interesting. Voting for Vermin Supreme....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
01-19-2012, 10:28 AM
#1700
Bad idea. What kind of Boy Scouts were you part of?! Turning all the world's politicians into potheads....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
01-20-2012, 5:09 PM
#3118
On brink of being burned down, by the looks of it. Who would win in a fight between Anonymous and the United States Government?...  [Read More]
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