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Alkonium

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Posted in: Give LF's TOR Guilds a name!
  Alkonium
06-12-2011, 7:19 PM
#8
"Friars" actually. I know. That wasn't a serious question....  [Read More]
Posted in: Give LF's TOR Guilds a name!
  Alkonium
06-11-2011, 8:00 PM
#5
And the great thing is, they're both a mainly Medieval phenomenon! Except for that flying bit. Replace "Flying" with "Frying"? Fryers are a religious rank, right?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Mass Effect: Universe
  Alkonium
05-25-2011, 11:40 PM
#1
"It's easy to forget how small we really are in the universe. Just grains of sand in an unending sea. Billions of other galaxies out there, teeming with life and out of our reach. But today, with the launch of the Sojourn and its journey through...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-08-2011, 12:12 AM
#1549
Bad idea. I could just start a fire in the apartment and achieve the same end result. Vaporising a police officer because he used "frittata" as a verb....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-04-2011, 7:57 AM
#1547
Good idea. Reminds me of an idea I had for a sequel to Snakes on a Plane. Building Frankensteinesque animals from parts stolen from a slaughterhouse and bringing them to life in an attempt to impress PETA....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-29-2011, 10:57 AM
#1544
Bad idea. Where's the fun in that? Eating something known to burst into flames when microwaved, regardless of whether or not you're actually microwaving it....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-28-2011, 11:34 PM
#1542
Great idea. Everybody loves a good prank. Eating/drinking something called Eggspresso....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-22-2011, 12:10 AM
#1536
Bad idea. I don't know what it is exactly, but it's probably really dangerous. Using transporter technology to beam tumours out of people....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-20-2011, 10:19 AM
#1532
Bad idea. It'll cause problems for on the cellular level. Building a ten chevron Stargate and attempting to dial all ten chevrons, just to see what happens....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-20-2011, 7:34 AM
#1530
Bad idea, If it doesn't break your teeth, you'll probably get electrocuted. If that doesn't happen, it'll probably rip up your insides. Eating a live cow....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-08-2011, 7:55 PM
#1527
Neutral. Licking 9V batteries is surprisingly safe. Apple making PC viruses....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-08-2011, 5:57 PM
#1525
Really bad idea that needs no explanation. Painting a painting of a painting in a painting....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-05-2011, 11:08 PM
#1523
Good idea. The booze is a great way to eliminate that fear. Attempting to actually make a Flaming Homer....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-05-2011, 7:02 PM
#1521
Bad idea. That would defeat the purpose of the week. Building a life-size working model of Destiny from Stargate Universe....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-05-2011, 9:32 AM
#1518
Bad idea. Any technology that can mess directly with people's minds is too inherently dangerous. @Ferc: Look up "Cave Johnson Lemon Rant" on Youtube Batteries that can be recharged in the microwave....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-04-2011, 11:18 PM
#1516
Good idea. There's usually a method to his madness. Inventing a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-04-2011, 12:00 AM
#1514
Bad Idea. They're clearly not toys, but most people are too dumb to realise that. @Ferc: You don't get the reference, do you? Buying any product endorsed by Cave Johnson....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-03-2011, 10:17 PM
#1512
It's a scam, so automatic Good Idea. Using lemons to burn someone's house down....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
06-02-2011, 6:59 PM
#1510
Anything involving a home made plasma globe is a really bad idea. Any action that follows the phrase "Hold my beer and watch this!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
05-25-2011, 10:30 AM
#1508
Insane idea. You'd be seeing time. Steve Jobs justifying the lack of Flash on the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad by saying it's too proletarian for people as bourgeois as Apple's consumer base....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
05-25-2011, 7:54 AM
#1506
Bad idea. Is there any actual choice involved at all then? @Hal: With my idea, it is supposed to do that. Building computers out of thermite....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
05-24-2011, 9:51 PM
#1504
Bad idea. It smells terrible. @Darth Vada: You'd see from the point of view of whatever you're shooting. Apple deliberately designing their computers to burst into flames at random....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-04-2011, 5:23 PM
#2966
Because they're indiscriminate in who they hate. PS: This is where my question came from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcW7ttZfZ8c Is this monkey army a serious threat?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-04-2011, 7:58 AM
#2963
He wears a hooded cloak, nothing else matters. How does eating birds keep Captain Planet from craving human flesh?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
06-08-2011, 10:10 AM
#2961
No. You'd be dead. Is it really that hard to figure out?...  [Read More]
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