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Alkonium

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Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-01-2011, 8:02 PM
#38
Naboo "I know we haven't talked about kids before, and I know we've been careful in the past, but one slip-up is enough." Kalla said. "I should be terrified, but I suppose becoming a mother is nothing compared to living in a galaxy en...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-01-2011, 4:19 PM
#35
Naboo Kalla took a deep breath before continuing. "I know this isn't the best time, and I should have said something before we left Tython, but I might as well tell you now. Tonatius, I'm pregnant." Tatooine Iyav and Komad made it into D...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
07-28-2011, 8:23 PM
#32
Naboo Once her fighter had touched down in the swamp, Kalla sent a quantum encrypted message back to the Ackbar informing them of their progress. If the Sith were able to intercept it, and that was a big if, the best they could get out of it would b...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
07-27-2011, 6:43 PM
#27
Tatooine "Then it's a good thing that bounty's good whether you're dead or alive. Open fire! Kill the Jedi and the Smuggler!" Doran called out, and both guards and patrons alike drew their blasters at Komad and Iyav. "You said you co...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
07-23-2011, 11:13 PM
#17
Tatooine At that, Komad and Iyav drew their weapons, alerted to the trap they had found themselves in. "Think carefully, Jedi. I own this cantina, and everyone here knows it. You could strike me down, but can you fight your way out? And even i...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
07-20-2011, 7:25 PM
#9
Naboo "You got it. Just be careful, there's no cavalry waiting to come out of hyperspace for us." Kalla replied, quickly banking left and opening fire on the nearest fighter. "We just want to get them off our backs, so I hope you were...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
07-19-2011, 1:11 AM
#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwuoEEY3NE Naboo System (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW_Pho5_v0s) Two Jedi Starfighters zipped through the Sith Blockade surrounding the planet of Naboo, expertly dodging the expected blasterfire from the Sith Was...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
07-22-2011, 8:07 AM
#211
Get mad. (Imagine you're a woman for this one) Believing yourself to be pregnant, and looking it, only to find out it's actually a tumour. (and yes, I realize tumours do not usually get that big)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
07-12-2011, 8:28 PM
#209
That just sounds deadly. All your involuntary bodily functions are now voluntary....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-24-2011, 11:10 PM
#1563
Bad idea. We smell things far more iften than we check for radiation. Building your own Stargate....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-24-2011, 10:55 PM
#1562
Bad idea. We smell things far more iften than we check for radiation. Building your own Stargate....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-12-2011, 8:27 PM
#1557
Good idea. Like he'll know the difference. Microwaving a loaded gun....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-10-2011, 6:05 PM
#1555
Bad idea. That's hardly a fair fight. Microwaving meth....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-08-2011, 9:10 PM
#1553
Neutral Idea. You can buy those? Mixing Coke and Pepsi....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
07-08-2011, 11:22 AM
#1551
Good idea. Nothing says "great prank" like a flaming toilet. Using said toilet right after the cherry bomb has gone off....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
08-01-2011, 10:01 AM
#1869
Granted, but it's just the light from an ordinary flashlight. I wish Mass Effect 3 included this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHseWNr7iKk) in the end credits....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
07-30-2011, 9:09 PM
#1865
Granted, now they're rehashing Jar Jar Binks. I wish the people at people at Bethesda could figure out an airtight way to get user made mods onto the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions of Skyrim....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-01-2011, 5:29 PM
#2996
Plaid. When you really think about it, isn't everything natural?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-30-2011, 1:19 AM
#2994
Never. Your Answer (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+the+avengers+avenging%3F) You'd be surprised at how little that helped. How alarming is a fire alarm on fire?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-29-2011, 10:23 AM
#2991
No. With Mandalorians, everything is SERIOUS BUSINESS. What exactly are the Avengers avenging?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-28-2011, 6:23 PM
#2989
By expecting nothing, because nothing is really unexpected. Is it true that hipsters can turn back death simply by claiming that dying is too mainstream?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-27-2011, 2:35 PM
#2987
Yes, but it would cause the server to burst into flames out of sheer awesomeness. Is Dead the new Alive?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-23-2011, 11:23 PM
#2977
By not listening to them. How well can you recharge batteries by microwaving them?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-22-2011, 8:09 AM
#2975
The usual haters. Is a fire alarm on fire alarming enough to say it still technically works?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
07-13-2011, 6:10 PM
#2970
Wherever he shouldn't be. Is it better to do the right thing for the wrong reasons, or the wrong thing for the right reasons?...  [Read More]
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