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"Sykal's strength lies largely in making people fear him, but I have my doubts about how well founded those fears are. He carries a lightsaber, but I have never seen him use it. Instead, he lets his Death Guards do all the work. If you can singl...  [Read More]
Naboo "My thoughts exactly." Markath replied. "I suppose I should leave Lord Sykal to the two of you." "Even if I wasn't a Jedi, he threatened our child. I can't let that pass." Kalla explained. "I understand, ma...  [Read More]
Naboo Yeah Kalla sent back. Then, she said to Markath, "It's nothing." "Your friend doesn't seem to think it's nothing." Markath commented. Recognising that she and Tonatius could trust the King, Kalla stated, "That's beca...  [Read More]
Naboo "This way, follow me." Markath instructed, but Kalla said, "You go on ahead, I'll catch up with you in a moment." Once Tonatius and Markath turned a corner, they heard an unpleasant noise that sounded like it came from Kal...  [Read More]
Naboo "Wouldn't work. There's no power going to the panel at all." Markath pointed out. "But the corresponding panel is on the other side, right?" Kalla asked. "Yes, of course, why-" Markath was about to say, only to...  [Read More]
Naboo Once she was able to take down one of the Troopers with a deflected blaster bolt, Kalla reached out with the force and threw his blaster rifle to Markath. With the added support, they were able to press towards the Troopers, and make short wor...  [Read More]
(I'll be honest, the lack of guards was just a flaw in my writing. Fixing it now) "The best thing would be to get me out of here, and for me to address them myself." Markath suggested. At that point, a squad of Sith Troopers entered that...  [Read More]
Naboo "What do you have in mind?" Kalla asked. She then tried her best to slice into a nearby terminal for information. With a bit of luck, she was able to pull it off. "I've managed to locate Markath's cell, and whatever the Sith ar...  [Read More]
Naboo "You're right. This is different, and it terrifies me. We're alone on an occupied world, and the Sith want to do something to our child. But I can't just let my fear get the better of me. Especially not now." Kalla replied. "We...  [Read More]
Naboo "It sounds like the Naboo decided to start the party without us. We have to get our weapons back, and find Markath. We'd save time if we split up. Which do you want, evidence lockers or the warden's office?" Kalla asked. Ackbar &qu...  [Read More]
Ackbar "They would have landed in a swamp and made their way to Theed on foot, so we have no way of knowing, but it's very likely." Komad said to his son. He then asked, "Does it seem like your sister has been acting a bit odd lately?...  [Read More]
Naboo "Only an idiot would put an access panel on the inside of a prison cell." Kalla commented, before noticing the force fields keeping them in their cells. "But then again, only an idiot would use a force field here instead of some...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Alkonium
08-18-2011, 9:19 AM
#215
I'd be more confused than anything. (Should I just start a How would you react? game or something?) Being caught in the web of a giant spider....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-26-2011, 7:39 PM
#1588
Great Idea! Think what I could do with it! Buying a company you have a grudge against, and then running into the ground with shockingly bad business decisions....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-26-2011, 5:11 PM
#1586
Good idea. Everyone loves vigilante justice! Vigilante justice being legally encouraged....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-25-2011, 8:08 AM
#1584
Good idea. We need another Leonidas. A law firm that promises in its advertising to get its clients cleared of all charges, even if they're guilty....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-24-2011, 10:40 PM
#1581
Neutral idea. It's not relevant to the job, but it couldn't hurt. Re-enacting every episode of Epic Meal Time with all the right ingredients, and then eating it all in one sitting....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-24-2011, 9:23 AM
#1579
Bad idea. That's a lot of collateral damage. On your resumé, claiming that all your previous employers went bankrupt, or went under for other reasons, and that's why you don't work for them anymore....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-24-2011, 12:02 AM
#1575
Good idea. Who doesn't want something that looks like a lightsaber? Stealing your boss's job on your first day....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-18-2011, 9:45 PM
#1573
Neutral. You said properly encased and retrofitted, but it's still a kludge. Apple designing their next generation of mobile devices so that whenever they're plugged into a PC, that PC bursts into flames....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-17-2011, 11:19 PM
#1571
Bad idea. It's a lot easier to notice slip-ups with bombs, if you know what I mean. Jewel Staite replacing Jennifer Hale as FemShep in Mass Effect 3....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
08-17-2011, 12:17 AM
#1568
Bad idea. That is both necrophilia and bestiality. EA declaring all who do not use their Origin service "evil", and changing its logo to this: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/Alkonium/EAOriginParody.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
08-18-2011, 9:16 AM
#1899
Granted, but you have no bread to slice with it. I wish humans had a viable form of FTL travel....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
08-17-2011, 12:07 AM
#3038
$Texas. What's that equal to in numbers?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
08-16-2011, 12:24 AM
#3035
Why don't you go find out? (that's supposed to serve as both an answer and a question)...  [Read More]
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