Really Bad Idea. The explosion may propel you further than the ramp alone, but it will also incinerate you.
Second-person shooters.
Ummm... How is that even possible? Good idea, I guess. It would be... Different.
Tying explosives onto a firework and setting the firework off.
Good idea, more bang for yer buck.
Setting milk on fire?
Bad idea. It smells terrible.
@Darth Vada: You'd see from the point of view of whatever you're shooting.
Apple deliberately designing their computers to burst into flames at random.
Passable idea, but it would be bad if the average Mac user knew the computer wasn't supposed to do that.
Making a combat free JRPG.
Bad idea. Is there any actual choice involved at all then?
@Hal: With my idea, it is supposed to do that.
Building computers out of thermite.
Insane idea. You'd be seeing time.
Steve Jobs justifying the lack of Flash on the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad by saying it's too proletarian for people as bourgeois as Apple's consumer base.
Bad idea for apple, those who tend to to keep up with the new trend, are left behind in the end.
Using a hard to find "AC flyback transformer" on the power supply for a "home made plasma globe". (trust me search relevant terms and you probably will find your answer fairly easy, hint "Greg's")
Anything involving a home made plasma globe is a really bad idea.
Any action that follows the phrase "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Good and bad, maybe even simultaneously.
Spending your afternoons near a liberal university fleecing students of their drinking money by pretending to be a filthy homeless beggar and then finishing the evening off at your local watering hole laughing w/your friends at their gullibility.
It's a scam, so automatic Good Idea.
Using lemons to burn someone's house down.
neutral idea: it wouldn't set off the smoke detectors & would smell good. :p
some company creating real lightsabers
Bad Idea. They're clearly not toys, but most people are too dumb to realise that.
@Ferc: You don't get the reference, do you?
Buying any product endorsed by Cave Johnson.
Could be good, could be bad. The hammer could swing either way on this. What I'm definitively gonna say is good or bad, it sure is an awesome idea (
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Cave_Johnson).
Shaving...Mr. Bean style...while your face is like that of a matted frizzled filthy wookiee.
Good idea. There's usually a method to his madness.
Inventing a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
neutral idea; it'd be bad for people inside the house, but no one would see that coming.
@Alkonium: Nope, I don't get the reference.
Inventing a device to get rid of feelings towards other people.
Bad idea. Any technology that can mess directly with people's minds is too inherently dangerous.
@Ferc: Look up "Cave Johnson Lemon Rant" on Youtube
Batteries that can be recharged in the microwave.
Good idea so long as they don't either explode or damage the microwave.
"Slide Fail" for a kid's birthday. (look up on YT) Hint: Failblog.
Bad idea, that's more of a Mother's Day thing.
Renaming every day of the week 'Saturday'.
Bad idea. That would defeat the purpose of the week.
Building a life-size working model of Destiny from Stargate Universe.
Awesome idea, but half impossible: Life sized yes, working no--not with current technology anyway.
Getting drunk when you are clearly afraid to experiment (with what is up to your interpretation).
Good idea. The booze is a great way to eliminate that fear.
Attempting to actually make a Flaming Homer.
Awesome so long as you're not the one who catches on fire.
Experimenting with projectiles and moving machinery while durnky on teh booze.
Really bad idea that needs no explanation.
Painting a painting of a painting in a painting.
Neutral but hillarious idea. Reminds me of that episode of Beavis and Butt-Head, where butthead wanted a tatoo on his butt of a butt with a butt shaped tattoo on it.
@ above...bawww, even if those projectiles and moving machinery aren't deadly? :D
Getting drunky on teh booze and experimenting with licking 9V batteries.
Neutral. Licking 9V batteries is surprisingly safe.
Apple making PC viruses.
Good idea. Your machine isn't susceptible. Just don't get caught.
Laying in a coffin full of pet rats for a haunted house gig.
^Good idea, Realism is everything.
slabbing some butter on an ipad and eating it.
Bad idea, If it doesn't break your teeth, you'll probably get electrocuted. If that doesn't happen, it'll probably rip up your insides.
Eating a live cow.
Good idea: Nothin' says rare like when it's still moo-ing. :dev9:
Making sno-cones out of heavy water.
Bad idea. It'll cause problems for on the cellular level.
Building a ten chevron Stargate and attempting to dial all ten chevrons, just to see what happens.
Bad idea: from a tech (with engineer aspirations) point of view, that sounds like a complete and utter waste of time.
Playing baseball with a nerd while near the parking lot of an electronics store.
Bad idea, if you hit the ball into the store, he won't come back out.
Hiding a PSP in your roll of fat
Bad idea: I'm not obese enough to pull that one off. I only weigh ~175 lbs.
getting rid of bugs and head lice the beavis and butthead way.
Bad idea. I don't know what it is exactly, but it's probably really dangerous.
Using transporter technology to beam tumours out of people.
Interesting idea, and I'd be curious to see if it'd work. Supposing it could be isolated safely.
Using deep infrared wavelengths of lasers to cut copper.
bad idea, it'll reflect back. that wont be pretty...
using talc to cut dimonds.
Unproductive idea: That's like using butter to cut a katana as it would completely work in the opposite way you intended.
Finding out Mai Shiranui is Purifier's mom ...and 'touching' her when she wants it. :naughty:
good idea if you were a light bulb.
worship the new jesus from my new button??
Bad idea. Never trust a button begging to be pushed.
Playing Duke Nukem Forever over a cranked up intercom in a religious school. :dev9:
Great idea. Everybody loves a good prank.
Eating/drinking something called Eggspresso.
Bad idea. Taste combo too odd. Btw, w/ or w/o the splash of salmonella....... :xp:
Give up on video games forever and finding a more productive use of your time.
Bad idea. Where's the fun in that?
Eating something known to burst into flames when microwaved, regardless of whether or not you're actually microwaving it.
Neutral: sounds like it could go either way, nothing happen or spontaneous combustion with a cause.
Finding out who your secret stalker hacker is and sending Alkonium with a crew of Alk's hand-picked thugs to dude's house to "share the love", with your regards.
Good idea. Sharing is caring.
Arming bears. (Or, if you don't have any spare guns, knives, sling-shots, barrels of rancid water, plutonium, radioactive waste, bears, or industrial grade toast, supporting the right to arm bears)
Good idea. Reminds me of an idea I had for a sequel to Snakes on a Plane.
Building Frankensteinesque animals from parts stolen from a slaughterhouse and bringing them to life in an attempt to impress PETA.
Good idea: the gift of life is always a wonderful thing. you would be doing all the deceased animals a favor sewing them together as one and bringing the new being to life.
Taking Lloyd and Harry as roommates.
Bad idea. I could just start a fire in the apartment and achieve the same end result.
Vaporising a police officer because he used "frittata" as a verb.
Good idea if nobody else sees it.
Discreetly flushing a lit cherry bomb down the toilet in a public place.