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Alkonium

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Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-15-2011, 9:31 PM
#89
Naboo Kalla was about to draw her lightsaber, when another squad of Sith Troopers grappled down behind them, and she noticed the blasters they were carrying. "Tonatius, those are DC-58's. Death Guard weapons." She said, gesturing for him t...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-14-2011, 9:03 PM
#81
Ackbar Hangar Komad immediately sent a Force Push at the Dark Jedi that holding his son in the air. Whether or not he tried to block it, it would break his concentration and allow Andros to break free. He then turned to the other Dark Jedi, and aske...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-11-2011, 9:36 PM
#77
Ackbar Hangar Komad rushed to the hangar bay as quickly as he could, activating his lightsabers the moment he entered. He saw his son attempting to goad one of the Dark Jedi into attacking him, and instinctively responded, "Or two." Naboo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-10-2011, 6:13 PM
#66
"Regardless, sending the fleet is hardly the best option." Kol clarified. "Until we know more about what they're up to, the best thing for us to do is to go in quietly, figure out what they're doing, and get out. I know Master Kaltas's...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-10-2011, 5:11 PM
#64
Tython "Admiral, I trust you've looked at the data that Master Kaltas and Operative Dourden brought back from Tatooine. I believe this is a matter that concerns both the Jedi and the Resistance Fleet." Master Skywalker said to Belina. &quo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-10-2011, 12:19 AM
#60
Naboo "I thought about that, but they're too far away." Kalla explained. "We're a lot closer to Theed than we are to the nearest Gungan settlement. The Sith keep a much tighter grip on the Gungans than the human population." Ack...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-04-2011, 8:36 PM
#50
Naboo "Good question. Like you said, wide open spaces, and it's easy to lose something or get lost in that. After that, it's just a matter of staying off the main road, and entering Theed from the least secure spot." Kalla suggested. Exami...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-03-2011, 11:51 PM
#46
Ackbar "I know the quantum encryption technology takes a bit of getting used to, but even with the technology, the Sith won't be able to decipher any messages we send with it." Komad commented, admittedly knowing little of how the technolo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-02-2011, 10:23 PM
#43
Naboo Kalla smiled, and playfully asked, "Would you want it to be someone else's?" before adding, "We shouldn't keep Markath waiting longer than we have to. Let's go." RSS Ackbar The Silver Eagle touched down in the Ackbar's St...  [Read More]
Posted in: Star Wars: The Sith Resurrection Part IX: The Eleventh Hour
  Alkonium
08-01-2011, 10:45 PM
#40
Silver Eagle "Admiral Belina, the mission to Tatooine was a bit of a fiasco, but we managed to get what we were after. I'm sending you my report, plus a copy of the data we received now. Short version, lately the Sith have mainly been intereste...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Alkonium
08-11-2011, 7:12 PM
#213
Worth it. Attempting to put out a fire, only to have the fire extinguisher somehow burst into flames when you try to use it....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Alkonium
08-15-2011, 10:19 PM
#1566
Bad idea. What if you miss and take out an innocent bystander? BioWare replacing Jennifer Hale with the worst voice actress in Canada for Mass Effect 3....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
08-05-2011, 10:41 AM
#1878
Granted, however you accident pop a portal on yourself, and it rips you apart. I wish I had a pair of chainsaw spear gunchucks....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
08-04-2011, 6:18 PM
#1876
Granted, but the wormhole necessary for something like that to happen won't close again. I wish for the perfect opportunity to say "Where is your god now?"....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
08-03-2011, 7:31 PM
#1873
Granted, however, PETA's true colours show and they love it. @GTA: Good thing BioWare's head office isn't even in the same country as EA's then! I wish for PETA to rename themselves PUTA (basically swap ethical for unethical)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
08-01-2011, 8:57 PM
#1871
Granted, but it's so much in the vein of Portal that looking at the boxart drives you insane. I wish for Dragon Age III to allow players to play as more than just humans....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-15-2011, 10:19 PM
#3033
Nothing. Thighs can't talk. Who is the worst voice actress in Canada? (I'll stop with it after this one)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-11-2011, 9:40 PM
#3023
No. One of them is a fictional character. Is there any fictional character with whom sharing a name would command respect, rather than invoke ridicule?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-07-2011, 9:26 AM
#3015
Broken. What's a non-Apple phone running iOS?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-02-2011, 11:51 PM
#3009
A garbage dump. How Epic is "Too Epic"?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-02-2011, 11:02 PM
#3007
Jiffylubistan, because not choosing the knock-off is too mainstream. @Ulmont: Doctor Unk -> Dr. Unk -> Drunk That wasn't a serious question, was it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-02-2011, 10:45 PM
#3005
Yes, but it only bothered me with Liara and Tali. Guess why. Is the euphemism "I have an appointment with Doctor Unk." too easy to figure out?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-02-2011, 1:47 PM
#3003
Then he'd probably have a more Krogan sounding name. What if for Mass Effect 3, BioWare decided to replace Jennifer Hale as FemShep with the worst voice actress in Canada?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-02-2011, 12:19 PM
#3001
Naples, Italy. How do make a combustible lemon?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
08-02-2011, 11:15 AM
#2999
Poker players. Who brings a spoon to a fork fight?...  [Read More]
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