Good idea, even when you don't take into account that the alternative is death.
Trying to become a "real-life Icarus"
Bad idea: though you may have the wings for the costume...I don't think we could yet pull off the flying part.
Putting toilet bowl cleaner into someone's visine or nasal spray.
Good Idea: The ensuing lulz will be worth losing a friend.
Going on a 30 day mcdonald's only eating binge Super Size Me Documentary style.
Bad idea...you pretty much said it all mentioning the idea with that documentary (yes I saw it). If I have to spell it out to anyone why it's bad besides "cholesterol heart attack", then:
http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016)
Wrist mounted manure rocket.
Bad idea, you'd succumb to the stench before anyone else.
(I was hoping to put this in the Terrify the Poster Below You (maybe I will once someone replies in it, hint hint?), but I'll do it here too:)
Me singing "In The Mood" by Rush, and replacing "baby" in the chorus with your name.
Hawt idea.
Me singing Nirvana songs replacing unintelligible words with your name.
Another hawt idea.
A whorehouse of furbies.
Good idea........if you're a furbie sailor on port-of-call.
Paying your taxes in trade.
Neutral idea.
Building a device that when used will wipe out all JRPG's in the world.
Hawt idea.
Me singing Nirvana songs replacing unintelligible words with your name.
You'd probably end up singing 'Alkonium' the entire damn song.
Good idea, they're too linear.
BioWare making a Jade Empire/Dragon Age/Mass Effect crossover game.
Interesting. Profitable, maybe.
Getting rid of those "problematic" hairs using honey, butter knife, pliers and lint rollers.
Bad idea. Those hairs are probably not the only thing you'd end up getting rid of.
Trying to use batteries as bullets.
Depends:
Observed firearm/ballistic projectile safety precautions?
What type/size?
Intended target/outcome?
Manner in which the batteries are projected (Typical gun=bad, slingshot or other=good...maybe)
Are you a mad scientist/evil genius? :dev11:
Taking a ride with Harry and Lloyd (from dumb and dumber) if you're a criminal with stomach problems and 2 sets of pills--meds for ulcer and rat poison.
Good idea, I hate it when rats get ulcers.
Depends:
Observed firearm/ballistic projectile safety precautions?
What type/size?
Intended target/outcome?
Manner in which the batteries are projected (Typical gun=bad, slingshot or other=good...maybe)
Are you a mad scientist/evil genius? :dev11:
No
9v
Don't care
Walther P99
Yes
Use of the phrase "Exterminate this!" in a future Doctor Who episode involving the Daleks.
Neutral. I really don't care. :indif:
Visiting me on a day when I've just restocked on ammo. :dev11:
^^^Good if it actually is a visit...bad if it's B&E.
@Alkonium
No
Well, it's your safety...
9v
Does it fit in a chamber of firearm weapon of your choice? (Apparently Walther PP9)
Don't care
Then you can't blame anyone but yourself since you've not defined the aim and scope of your...experiment...
Walther P99
Refer to firearm weapon question above.
Yes
Then I suppose anything is a good experiment but not necessarily good or bad idea.
A fight between Quistis of Final Fantasy, Whip from KOF, refereed by Githany of SW.
Good idea, I think.
Write-only files.
Bad idea, you can't really save anything, though it might prevent people from embarrasing themselves...
Investing in a piece of equpiment made by Chicago Electric for a super heavy duty job instead of a normal around-the-house chore...
Depends on the frequency at which you might need to to this job.
Deep-frying an airbag.
Well, you didn't say microwave...considering the heat up causes it to react...good idea if it's strategically placed and timed. :D
Getting lost out in the boonies where that old janitor farmer guy is at.
Depends.....just how helpless are you.
Have Red Foreman putting his foot up Harry's and Nancy's asses....repeatedly.
Good idea, they probably deserve it.
Using "There's a trial in my pants and you've been summoned." as a pick-up line.
Bad idea if you're using it on a judge while in court. Otherwise.....sure, ya never really know what's going to work. Even after the other person is done laughing at you, you still might get pity sex.
Pathological lying w/o ever getting caught.
Good Idea until you meet "that one St. Peter dude".
Leaving a bag of cand out for Beavis' access at your party.
Bad idea, unless you've got a lot of TP to go with it (he'll likely be bring Cornholio along).
Lacing the candy w/a delayed muscle relaxant. :devsmoke:
Good idea, esp if you add laxative and give it to someone you don't like--inconspicuously of course.
Hiring former principal McVicker at burger world.
Good idea. He understands discipline.
Animatronic shop window dummies.
^Neutral. Depends on what kind of shop.
Declaring war on Greenland.
Bad idea. As one person with no government affiliation, I lack the authority to do that.
Using the sounds of turtles having sex as your ringtone.
They make noise when they do that? Probably a bad idea.
Getting a male Gorilla as a pet. And he has a thing for humans.
Good Idea If you're a warden and you need "Kong the bubba breaker" to go in and 'tame' some of the more unruly inmates......and Arianna Huffington when you finally decide to let him free.
Using your line mains with prod ends to cook your food directly from the inside out.
Good idea. I'm tired of things being overcooked on the outside and undercooked on the inside.
Doing this:
http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129090998145881728.jpg?w=500&h=355)
Depends: Only good if you have the touch for it and don't need your eyes...considering visors are so dark you can barely see what you're doing anyways...I guess it should be only a good idea if you're expert...
because even WITH your eyes, if you suck at short arc stick welding, then it won't matter...
Eating purple frogs...
Suicidal: Good. Otherwise: Bad.
Throwing purple frogs and flaming monkey poo at your annoying neighbor.
Really bad. It gets you on the NRA's watchlist.
Modifying your flamethrower to fire hot sauce.
Does it have flammable incendiary and adhesive? In that case YES!
Otherwise BAD--it'll clog everything.
Pissing off a territorial male zebra during mating season if you're a Tiger.
Eh, neutral. The Zebra will beat you up, but you'll kill it and eat it.
Stealing every nuclear weapon in the entire world, at the exact same time, loading them all onto a rocket, and sending them straight into the sun.
Neutral. The sun would just let out a little extra gas.
Nominating me for a Jester Badge. :D
Great idea. You could use a badge. ^_^ :D
Swiping your nomination for that jester badge. :p
Horrible idea.
Resurrecting the dead for a for a party of fundeath.
Bad idea. They'd eat you.
Eating your own words.
Bad idea. I don't exactly use the sweetest language.
Enslaving all of LF.
Bad idea. Slave labor - you get what you pay for.
Running around in a jet airplane while flailing your arms and screaming, "My overture is that you serve me for I am innocuous!" (JFTR, that was a reference to a news post by Shem awhile back) :p
I can see no flaw in that idea. :carms:
Harnessing the power of a hurricane for the sole purpose of filling up your new pool.
Good idea. I hate waiting.
Having your corpse stuffed and mounted upon death, with a recording which plays back your catchphrase.
Who told you about that!!!!!1!! Erm, I mean uh... Nevermind.
Launching all garbage on earth into the sun, forever removing landfill problems.
Neutral: I'm not sure yet of the ramifications of doing that.
Frying different forms of manure in an oven.
Bad idea. You might wanna just take my word on that. :headbump
Crank calling the white house from a pay phone.
Bad idea: not only not affordable but even if you could, the CIA would pinpoint it in like, 30 seconds of the connection.
If you are a bird, dropping walnuts into roads so cars run over them and break their hard shells, so that you can swoop down when safe and take the edible nuts and get fat that way.
Bad idea. They'de taste like road.
Crossover slash fiction. (don't worry, I'll never do that. While I have no problem writing gay, straight, or lesbian romance, I only use entirely original characters)