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Totenkopf

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Posted in: The "Straght-Talk Express" has derailed
  Totenkopf
05-31-2008, 1:53 AM
#7
I think I had an accident during the Katrina/Birthday clip. I’m also having trouble writing this as my dinner is covering my monitor. Derailed? By the looks of that, straight talk never even left the station. I wonder why Hillary’s BS story got...  [Read More]
Posted in: The "Straght-Talk Express" has derailed
  Totenkopf
05-30-2008, 10:29 PM
#2
You're forgetting one other thing.....some people may be voting for him b/c he's NOT Obama/Hilary. Let's face it, most of the candidates have their foundations in BS. BO isn't any different. His strategy is to blind people with platitudes and what he...  [Read More]
Posted in: You Laugh and You Lose
  Totenkopf
05-30-2008, 4:02 PM
#6
^And so, young Timmy learns an invaluable lesson early in life. :D I cracked a smile. My sister just bought this for our 2-3 pack/day smoking mom:http://www.mmiblog.com/photos/uncategorized/smokinjesus.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Voting in the 2008 Presidential Election is...
  Totenkopf
05-30-2008, 12:51 AM
#21
If I vote this time, it'll be more as vs than for, as I will have to choose from the lesser of 2 evils (yet again). Guess I'll have to wait and see who the veep candidates are first. Perhaps change from taking away our personal liberties in the name...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Totenkopf
06-06-2008, 4:30 AM
#121
It does now and plans to write you out of existence. I wish the election were tomorrow so that the media would shut up about it already....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Totenkopf
05-30-2008, 11:49 AM
#102
Granted, but then you're killed immediately afterward. I wish politicains would cut taxes instead of raising them (as if)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Totenkopf
05-29-2008, 1:24 PM
#96
Unfortunately, there isn't. I wish I owned all the diamonds in the world....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 2:34 PM
#93
Granted, but it only moves 15x faster than partially frozen molasses. I wish I had a fully stocked complimentary wet bar at my disposal....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Totenkopf
05-25-2008, 11:30 PM
#90
Decides not to grant wish, just for the helluva it. I wish Bill Gates liquidated all his stock and gave me the money for my own....  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Totenkopf
05-28-2008, 1:06 PM
#90
Get it first in writing. Seriously? Maybe start looking for a new job. wwydi someone dropped you off (you're blindfolded) and told you to find your own way back home?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Totenkopf
05-28-2008, 5:07 AM
#87
Ask him if he used the uniform to score frauliens. wwydi you knew all life would end at noon on 6-1-2008?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Totenkopf
05-28-2008, 2:11 AM
#85
Use it for a nightlight. wwydi you forgot who you are?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Totenkopf
05-27-2008, 9:28 AM
#82
Break out my boogie board and go out in a stylin' fashion. wwydi if the ride didn't actually kill you?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 2:37 PM
#80
Go to Vegas and bet on it. wwydi you found out you were tricked?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 2:08 AM
#74
Expect that they'd probably reelect Hilary to the Senate after she lost out to Obama. wwydi the B-movie didn't pay any more than scale?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 12:31 AM
#71
Look to see if someone put some catnip on my clothes. wwydi if someone didn't and the cats still found you sexy?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Totenkopf
06-06-2008, 4:31 AM
#141
I would, but it's not insulting enough. Quit eating so much....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Totenkopf
05-27-2008, 9:29 AM
#120
Not unless you pay me 2x the ticket price first. Go to the Olmpics....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 2:39 PM
#118
Your mom beat me to it. Go dress up like a stormtrooper....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 12:29 AM
#116
Can't, I work for Duke Nukem and a dukedom pwns a barony. Tell your mom she's fat....  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Totenkopf
05-28-2008, 2:06 AM
#565
Aotc...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Totenkopf
05-28-2008, 12:06 AM
#562
carats...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Totenkopf
05-27-2008, 9:35 AM
#559
shard...  [Read More]
Posted in: Word Association
  Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 12:01 AM
#556
kaputt...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Totenkopf
05-29-2008, 1:27 PM
#1361
The winner, unless this is a trick question (then you will). Why don't ship and planes disappear from the earth when they pass the horizon?...  [Read More]
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