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The Excuse Game

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 Hayden Kered
05-21-2008, 2:32 AM
#101
The power button broke.

Go for a drive.
 topshot
05-21-2008, 8:01 AM
#102
But I still don't have a license.


Kiss a goldfish.
 Hallucination
05-21-2008, 5:05 PM
#103
But mine are playing it koi.

Make you understand you're never going to give me up, let me down, run around and desert me.
 Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 7:28 PM
#104
No problem, I'll just kill you.

Don't look.
 littleman794
05-22-2008, 5:55 PM
#105
But I have to look! If I don't, I wouldn't be giving you an excuse.
 Hallucination
05-22-2008, 7:09 PM
#106
...

Kill it with fire!
 Totenkopf
05-23-2008, 1:21 AM
#107
I'm out of water.

Stop having fun.
 topshot
05-23-2008, 10:19 AM
#108
I would, but then I'd get bored and start having fun regardless.

Rickroll me.
 DarthAve
05-24-2008, 3:31 PM
#109
But you won't fall for it!

DUCK! ~throws chicken~
 Totenkopf
05-25-2008, 6:55 PM
#110
Naw, I need to see you, ya big chicken, so that I can throw a rubber ducky back at you.

Stop horsing around.
 topshot
05-25-2008, 9:42 PM
#111
*Rides in and around on horse* Howdy.

Make the devil cry!
 DarthAve
05-25-2008, 10:05 PM
#112
~tries to steal Devil's fiddle, but I fail~ I can't catch him. D:

Eat the food!
 Hallucination
05-25-2008, 10:16 PM
#113
No, John, you are the food.

And no one wants to eat you.

Say 'yes' to free sex with a person of the opposite gender who exceeds all your standards. o_Q
 Totenkopf
05-25-2008, 11:26 PM
#114
No, I'm afraid she'll turn out to be a post op tranny.

Take Hall's Barony away.
 Hallucination
05-26-2008, 12:23 AM
#115
I can't take something away from myself.

Get me another barony.
 Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 12:29 AM
#116
Can't, I work for Duke Nukem and a dukedom pwns a barony.

Tell your mom she's fat.
 topshot
05-26-2008, 11:51 AM
#117
NO U.

Kill a pokemon.
 Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 2:39 PM
#118
Your mom beat me to it.

Go dress up like a stormtrooper.
 Ztalker
05-27-2008, 5:13 AM
#119
Sorry, my next theme party is labeled Pirates, not 'Star Wars.'

Get me some tickets for the Euro 2008 soccer tournament!
 Totenkopf
05-27-2008, 9:29 AM
#120
Not unless you pay me 2x the ticket price first.

Go to the Olmpics.
 Hallucination
05-27-2008, 5:21 PM
#121
But by the time they come around here I'll be in post-secondary so I won't get the time off.

Become a lollerskate champion.
 Da_man
06-02-2008, 1:24 PM
#122
Lollerskating was declared illegal by George W. Bush.

I wish I had a roflcopter.
 topshot
06-02-2008, 4:59 PM
#123
But the roflcopter isn't invented yet!

Give the Master Sword to me.
 Da_man
06-03-2008, 1:24 AM
#124
^ Sorry, the Master Sword is in another Temple, please go away!

Make Megatron president!

(BTW, the roflcopter was shot down. :xp:)
 Ztalker
06-03-2008, 6:40 AM
#125
But he already is! Bush is merely a puppet....

Make me a sandwich!
 topshot
06-03-2008, 10:32 AM
#126
*Whines.* I don't wanna!


Make him a sandwich.
 M@RS
06-03-2008, 10:42 AM
#127
Why me Im no slave

Prime should be president
 Construct
06-03-2008, 10:58 AM
#128
Didn't you hear? The resistance said he'd give you the gas!

Make me famous as a game modder.
 M@RS
06-03-2008, 11:02 AM
#129
hehe I'll try to make you famous as a game modder, but I'm no good

Give me a pogo stick
 Marzex
06-03-2008, 11:06 AM
#130
Pogo Stickes wern't invented back in your time and its costing to much just talk to you through time...

This game is awesome!

GO suck a lollypop while trying to ballence on 2 cars that are stuck between 3 lumps of jelly that are ballencing on a long piece of string that is tightly tied around 2 strawberry Laces :)... HAHAAA
 M@RS
06-03-2008, 11:23 AM
#131
I can't do that but I'm sure David Copperfield would love to give it a try...

Go beat your head against a wall (it won't hurt trust me I've done it)
 Ztalker
06-03-2008, 12:54 PM
#132
*knocked out and unable to answer*

Talking about David Copperfield...let the Statue of Liberty disappear please...
 topshot
06-03-2008, 3:28 PM
#133
Lady Liberty herself couldn't disappear, but something else did.


Give me back my wallet, thief!
 Hallucination
06-03-2008, 6:40 PM
#134
You could at least 'please'.

Be polite!
 Da_man
06-03-2008, 9:59 PM
#135
Naaaaaaaah... thats no fun.

Give me an idea!
 Hallucination
06-03-2008, 10:46 PM
#136
Get yer own, ya bum!

Make pure fire.
 topshot
06-04-2008, 2:42 PM
#137
Fire? What's that?


Give me a hug!
 Construct
06-04-2008, 9:09 PM
#138
I'm not gaaaaaaaaay!

This is SPARTA!!!
 Ztalker
06-05-2008, 5:56 AM
#139
Not really. It's Lucasforums...

Turn to the Dark Side..
 topshot
06-05-2008, 1:27 PM
#140
Why turn to the Dark Side when the Light is so much more evil than that.


Call me a liar.
 Totenkopf
06-06-2008, 4:31 AM
#141
I would, but it's not insulting enough.

Quit eating so much.
 Ztalker
06-06-2008, 4:39 AM
#142
Just had breakfast, so...I already did quit.

Make me proud(er) of Lucasforums!
 Totenkopf
06-06-2008, 4:41 AM
#143
I would.....but don't know how.

Poke out your eye.
 Davinq
07-05-2008, 9:54 PM
#144
What eye?

Clean yourself!
 littleman794
02-11-2009, 2:49 PM
#145
how? I live in the most dry part of peru!

Make Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen come out tomorrow!
 CommanderQ
02-11-2009, 2:54 PM
#146
NEVER! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Give me a thousand bucks so I can buy a tank.
 Alkonium
02-12-2009, 11:23 PM
#147
What good would that do you?

Go out with me.
 Bokken
02-13-2009, 11:17 AM
#148
But I have herpes.

Give me ammo.
 Alkonium
02-13-2009, 5:36 PM
#149
But it's for a different make of gun.

Give me a sword.
 CommanderQ
02-13-2009, 7:42 PM
#150
Why would I do that, I wanna a sword.

GIMME A HOT DOG!
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