Mug someone my size and take their $$ to buy new clothes.
WWYDI you got dropped into the land of the giants?
Make peace.
WWYDI LucasForums shutdown?
Spend time more constructively.
WWYDI music was outlawed?
Kill the power structure till it relented and made music legal again.
WWYDI you lost interest in everything?
I'd answer that but I just don't care.
WWYDI you had a remote that controlled the weather?
i would travel to rain-deprived third world countries and let it rain. then i'll be treated as a god... and they would do my bidding, or else be struck by lighting or a very large hail stone.
wwydi - one day you were walking down a street and stumbled upon a little green alien who tells you he's an alien from the planet Brie and needs help to find his spaceship so he can go home, whilst also trying to avoid the evil government men armed with walkie-talkies who want him for testing.
Tell the media about it and make money out of it.
WWYDI - you were contacted by the ghost of Obi-Wan, who told you that Star Wars was real and that the evil Sith have spread to Earth over the millions of years and are threatening your very existence, and gives you a real lightsaber of any colour you choose.
I'd lay off all that partying, not good for the ole brain cells.
WWYDI if you found Osama?
Ask someone what Osama is.
WWYDI if you finally discovered that your father was Earth's most wanted man?
That depends on what you mean by "most wanted."
WWYDI you were Tom Cruise?
Sue myself.
WWYDI you became a cartoon character?
Laugh very hysterically
WWYDI Superhero Movie won an award?
What, like the Razzy?
WWYDI sci-fi movies were portals into other planes of existence?
Try to enter these "Other planes of existence"
WWYDI you won a razzy
Thank the academy that I didn't win two razzies.
WWYDI I told you I love you?
Check to see what you'd been drinking/popping prior to uttering that statement.
WWYDI if DarthAve were serious?
I'd run to another forum for safety.
WWYDI I could come up with a question?
Wait in expectation :)
wwydi one of the forumites around here turned out to be a real-life celebrity (George Lucas for example)?
figure....why not?
wwydi one of those people wanted to put you on their friends list?
Deny, for cool factor.
WWYDI cats thought you were sexy?
Look to see if someone put some catnip on my clothes.
wwydi if someone didn't and the cats still found you sexy?
Masturbate, obviously. Have sex with them, depending on what they are by the definition cats.
WWYDI you were offered a role in a trashy B-Grade sci-fi film that paid a lot of money?
Take it. I'll live in nerd infamy and have money.
WWYDI Giant radioactive ants (Ala Them!) took over the state of New York in a coup d'eat?
Expect that they'd probably reelect Hilary to the Senate after she lost out to Obama.
wwydi the B-movie didn't pay any more than scale?
Nothing, really
WWYDI you found out I was a dog who learned how to type.
Thinking about how you couldn't be a chinese dog then :xp:
wwydi I had a winning lottery ticket for 3 million dollars?
congradulate you, than leave.
WWYDI You saw me IRL?
I could walk right past and not even have noticed it was you. WWYD then?
Not notice you either.
WWYDI you were told that there was going to be an earthquake tomorrow and only you know that it would happen?
Go to Vegas and bet on it.
wwydi you found out you were tricked?
Trick 'em back harder!
wwydi the earthquake turned out to be fake, but a tsunami is coming anyways?
Break out my boogie board and go out in a stylin' fashion.
wwydi if the ride didn't actually kill you?
Ride it multiple times. For fun!
WWYDI you had cheese from all over the world?
Sell it to connoisseurs on eBay at ridiculous prices.
WWYDI you had a real functioning lightsaber?
Use it for a nightlight.
wwydi you forgot who you are?
Pretend to be British to pick up chicks.
WWYDI your great grandfather turned out to be a Nazi war criminal?
Ask him if he used the uniform to score frauliens.
wwydi you knew all life would end at noon on 6-1-2008?
Tell only the people I care about so we could get to safety. Leave the rest to die.
WWYDI A stranger offered you candy and it wasn't halloween?
give one to the cat first, make sure they're safe to eat.
wwydi - your boss offers you a promotion & a huge pay rise in return for sexual favours?
... seriously what would you do? i need help.
Get it first in writing. Seriously? Maybe start looking for a new job.
wwydi someone dropped you off (you're blindfolded) and told you to find your own way back home?
Sue you.
WWYDI I sued you?
Sue you back.
WWYDI a fist comes at your face at a high speed?
duck and hit the guy back as hard as I can then ask why he swung at me in the first place
WWYDI you were grounded for the rest of your life?
run away
WWYDI you lost your voice, and then someone violently ripped out your tongue??
Learn sign language after taking revenge... :)
wwydi George Lucas asked you to take over the SW franchise?
Make a decent KOTOR 3.
WWYDI everything electronic suddenly disappeared?
Well there's always walking......
WWYDI you had an evil twin sister?
Kill her, because I enjoy being an only child. ~stubborn~
WWYDI every radio station started playing gospel bluegrass 24/7?
Turn off the Radio and plug in my Ipod.
WWYDI the Tomato God was coming for you and the only way to escape his ketchupy wrath was to eat THE GODZ0RZ ITZELF!?!?!
add a really big hot dog to choke down all of the ketchup
WWYDI Bill Gates adopted you?