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Alkonium

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Posted in: Playing non-jedi
 Alkonium
01-27-2009, 7:33 PM
#4
I'll probably make at least one non-Jedi alt, though my main will be a Jedi....  [Read More]
Posted in: Music
 Alkonium
02-01-2009, 2:16 PM
#14
Personally, I thought that Jeremy Soule's music for Kotor 1 was great, despite it not capturing the right feel for Star Wars. Mark Griskey's music for Kotor 2 and The Force Unleashed did a better job at that. I would prefer his, speaking realisticall...  [Read More]
"I'm fine." Andorra replied. She still wondered what she was doing in the middle of a battle. She was still no warrior. "I don't know. It's too quiet. Generators are typically loud." Komad commented, navigating through the intric...  [Read More]
"We're being overrun. I'm no strategist, but it looks to me like the only option is to retreat." Andorra suggested. "How much further to the generators? I doubt we have much time before those Hordesmen come after us in here." Kom...  [Read More]
"Simple enough." Komad replied, and began to make his way deeper into the ruin. "I think I recognised that presence from that blast. I think it was my uncle, and I don't mean Master Reyvan." Kalla told them. "I might have sen...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
 Alkonium
01-30-2009, 11:29 AM
#175
Sting...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
02-01-2009, 2:10 PM
#1168
Granted. It flies after getting fired out of a cannon. I wish Murray Gold would compose the music for Star Wars: The Old Republic....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
02-01-2009, 12:38 PM
#1166
Granted, but now men wear skirts and no underwear, claiming it's a kilt. I wish for a ship with an Infinite Improbability Drive....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
02-01-2009, 10:51 AM
#1164
Granted, but they destroy the solar system. I wish a point of view gun....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-30-2009, 11:20 AM
#1160
Granted, but you have bad aim and electrocute yourself. I wish I could use Force Lightning....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-29-2009, 8:05 PM
#1156
Granted, but they accidentally irradiate themselves. I wish for a gun that electrifies the bullets as they're fired....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-29-2009, 8:58 AM
#1152
Granted, but the stench starts killing people. I wish I had a loaf of bread that was also a toaster....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-27-2009, 7:45 PM
#1150
Granted, but it jams easily. I wish Earth were an Ecumenopolis....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-27-2009, 7:40 PM
#1148
Granted, but someone else kills you with an even more awesome gun. I wish for a gun even more awesome than that....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-27-2009, 7:31 PM
#1146
Granted, but it's really easy to beat the crap out of you. I wish I could be better described as Chaotic Good....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-27-2009, 7:27 PM
#1144
Granted, but you're the one they're angry at. I wish to have greater power of suggestion....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-27-2009, 7:22 PM
#1142
Granted, but I then shoot you with my chainsawspeargunchuks for your idea being too similar to mine. I wish for an army of Cybermen....  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Alkonium
02-01-2009, 10:49 AM
#552
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Alkonium
01-29-2009, 8:17 PM
#549
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
02-01-2009, 9:50 AM
#1780
Because some questions are not stupid. How accurate is my view of time in which the universe splits infinitely every instance due to every event with multiple outcomes?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-30-2009, 11:24 AM
#1774
No. They're fictional characters. How can they not be bad when they turn you into a hideously mutated zombie?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-30-2009, 9:19 AM
#1772
They are. Are headcrabs really that bad?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-29-2009, 8:16 PM
#1770
Because it's expensive and it would clog itself through proper use. What are the odds of the Black Mesa incident actually happening?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-29-2009, 8:09 PM
#1768
Because some people are so stupid. Define existence....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-29-2009, 9:01 AM
#1762
Yes, unless you're too White And Nerdy. Can a loaf of bread double as a toaster?...  [Read More]
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