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Virul then sent Force Lightning coursing through his other hand, made it into a fist, and swung a punch at Tyrannus. Few Sith had even thought of using lightning in such a way. "Sounds simple enough." Kalla replied, and took a look at the... [Read More]
"Basic, Twi'leki, Rodese, Huttese, and Mando'a, but no ancient Avalonian. Sorry." Komad replied. "I've learned a bit. Not much though." Kalla pointed out. "Let me see." Being an avid student of history, she had managed t... [Read More]
"Since we're getting close, I feel the need to ask, what's our escape plan?" Komad asked Andros. As important as taking down the tower was, he'd still prefer not to die in the process. "As you wish, Tyrannus." Virul replied. He t... [Read More]
Granted, but now you have all these awesome wish ideas, which you use, and they get horribly ruined in ways you cannot possibly imagine. I wish to find myself in this situation (http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-06-06) as either one of them.... [Read More]
Granted, but since you misspelled phrase, you learn the horrifying meaning of the word fraze. I wish it were possible to watch YouTube videos on Xbox Live.... [Read More]
Granted, but after outliving everyone you care about, you desperately want to die, but cannot no matter how hard you try. I wish for Easter to get here sooner so I can watch the next Doctor Who special.... [Read More]
Granted, but you're forgetting that TRON is an individual program, not a computer. I wish for digitisation like in TRON and TRON 2.0 to be possible.... [Read More]
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be... [Read More]
Neither; they would be blood red, at least after they got in. If the Sontarans' weakness is the back of the neck, the Daleks' weakness is the eyestalk, what's the Vashta Nerada's weakness?... [Read More]
There'd be more interesting things to comment on. Does the phrase "Let's make sex" make you sound like an idiot, someone with bad English, or both?... [Read More]