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Alkonium

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Posted in: Need two images for a video
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 2:26 AM
#1
I'm putting together some text crawls based on my RP series, but I need .bmp files of the Star Wars logo exactly as it appears in the films and a starfield in panoramic widescreen. Can anyone help?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 5:53 PM
#18
"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, maybe it's not so foolish."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 10:21 AM
#11
"Sneak up on your enemy, face backside towards him, unleash destruction" -The Art of Fart by Sun Tzu mtfbwya Shouldn't that be The Fart of War? "Behind this mask there is more than just flesh Mr. Creedy. There my skull, and my bra...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:14 AM
#5
How I think a certain scene from LOST should have played out John Locke: Why do find it so hard to believe? Jack Shephard: Blind faith is for idiots! John: I'm not an idiot! Jack: Yeah, you are....  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 12:11 AM
#2
This is actually something I've really said, but here goes. "When life gives you lemons, eat them." - Me, 2008...  [Read More]
Posted in: Leader of the Werewolf Clan
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:37 PM
#21
Jim didn't personally know any of the other three people taken captive, but he knew, though they failed to realise, that all four of them were in this together. "Take me in her place, I mean nothing to them!" He shouted out, hoping to get t...  [Read More]
Posted in: Feb 09: Essence of the Dark Side.
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 11:01 AM
#31
My submission isn't so much a fic in itself, as much as a retelling of my alternate star Wars future from the point of view of a prominent Sith Lord. Does that still work?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Band Name Game
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 5:59 PM
#193
Electric Light Orchestra...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 6:22 PM
#77
Obama...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 5:55 PM
#75
Tree...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:31 AM
#73
Stumpy legs...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
  Alkonium
02-19-2009, 9:51 PM
#66
Fresh corpses...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 5:52 PM
#1307
Granted, but he falls down said shaft and dies. I wish I had Dr. Manhattan's powers so I could say "I don't think there is a god, and if there is, I'm nothing like him."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:34 AM
#1299
Granted, but it gets boring. I wish for Nite Owl's flying submarine thing named Archie....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:29 AM
#1297
Granted. She's dead. I wish I had Rorschach's costume....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 12:07 AM
#1295
Granted, but they're blood everywhere, and they're not impressed. I wish my spoon was too big....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Alkonium
02-20-2009, 8:42 PM
#1291
Granted, but you fail miserably, also, E-11's and Clone Troopers in the same place is an anachronism. I wish I had a Venator class Star Destroyer....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 6:01 PM
#208
I have better things to spend my money on. Comment on my Doctor Who logos!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:33 AM
#205
I can't find one. Go get Exterminated by the Daleks....  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 5:54 PM
#577
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:30 AM
#575
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Alkonium
02-19-2009, 9:50 PM
#572
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
02-22-2009, 5:51 PM
#1928
A combination of stupidity and curiosity. If I had the TF Gun from El Goonish Shive, would it be wrong for me to turn random men into women and random women into men with it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
02-21-2009, 1:27 AM
#1918
Depends. Does killing every form of life on the planet count as bringing about world peace?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Alkonium
02-20-2009, 6:47 PM
#1916
Last I checked, lemon trees don't drive. What's the point of a Dalek's plunger?...  [Read More]
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