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Alkonium

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Posted in: HeroMachine Art
 Alkonium
01-22-2009, 8:31 AM
#3
I'm trying to do more, but my laptop always seems to always crash before I save. And to be honest, only the last one is mine, though they're all my characters in the RP....  [Read More]
Posted in: HeroMachine Art
 Alkonium
01-22-2009, 8:16 AM
#1
After andurilblade made two characters from my RP Series on HeroMachine (http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heromachine2/heroMachine2.asp): I decided to have a go at it myself, and put together the character of Andorra Evenstar from Parts IV and V of...  [Read More]
"Then they'll need help." Komad replied, and quickly went into a Battle Meditation Stance. Though that ability had been in his family since Revan's time, it did not come from Revan. Though it would mean that he could not directly fight the...  [Read More]
"Likewise." Virul replied, and he quickly faded out of sight. Of course, he was still somewhere in the chamber. However, where his voice came from gave no indication. "Your eyes deceive you, don't trust them." He said hauntingly t...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-22-2009, 8:38 AM
#1081
Granted, but now women are being milked like cows. I wish for an opportunity to say "Hey Daleks, exterminate this!", preferably when I have some sort of Dalek destroying gun in my hands....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 7:49 PM
#1079
Granted, but you don't feel like doing so. I wish for three garbage cans that say TRUSH instead of TRASH....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 6:19 PM
#1077
Granted, but you're buried in them, and die from lack of oxygen and over eating at the same time. I wish for some "Fried Crap With Spicy Sauce."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 10:22 AM
#1071
Granted, but now it's much less interesting. I wish for bacon mixed with fudge....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 9:20 AM
#1069
Granted, but that includes the ones you're made up of. I wish to conquer the world using a religion that worships bacon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 8:54 AM
#1067
Granted, but you could never make this post because the internet never existed due to religions hindering progress. I wish for Earth to strongly resemble Coruscant....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 8:39 AM
#1065
Granted, but he's not a god, he's just a magical giant. I wish for a world without religious intolerance, or religious hindrance of progress....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 8:09 AM
#1063
Granted, but it's covered in rabbit blood, and that's impossible to get out. I wish you were a monkey....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 10:21 PM
#1059
Granted, but she gets assassinated by some bigot shortly after the inauguration. I wish for the next Prime Minister of Canada or the next President of the United States, whichever comes first, to be an openly bisexual Atheist....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 7:35 PM
#1054
Granted, but doing so counts as a break in. I wish I could wallrun....  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 8:43 AM
#506
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 8:15 AM
#504
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 8:51 PM
#1717
Because they're war machines, and most people don't like war. What is that red stuff coming out of your ear?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 10:39 AM
#1714
Because of bad translations. If I started a bacon worshipping religion, would you join?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 9:59 AM
#1711
Monkeys fling poop and monks don't. How would you respond to a child wearing a hoodie that said on it "I EAT YOUR SKIN"?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-21-2009, 9:11 AM
#1709
Colouring in a zebra. How big is the TARDIS on the inside?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 11:24 PM
#1707
Probably not, if you're buckled in. What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 6:24 PM
#1705
The first one, by quite a bit. How much of the stuff at Engrish.com (http://engrish.com/) can be easily understood?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 7:48 AM
#1701
No, but it'd be quite a feat. How am I openly bisexual here on the forums, but a closeted bisexual in real life?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-20-2009, 1:26 AM
#1699
Doctors. What would happen if you ODed on it....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Alkonium
01-19-2009, 11:14 PM
#1697
Like a drug. Which drug?...  [Read More]
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