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Det. Bart Lasiter

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Posted in: Dead?
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 2:24 PM
#19
You *******s forgot my birthday. WHY IS THIS?! WHY AM I NOT MISSED?!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The bigfoot party
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 2:26 PM
#5
Boo Radley will stab you. Aww shucks....  [Read More]
Why the **** is she automatically crazy for killing her mother? Perhaps she's just a callous little bitch. I'll never understand why people always have to cling to the hope that someone is simply crazy and it's not their own doing. Lock her up, kee...  [Read More]
Crazy girl gets grounded, kills her mom, is dumb enough/such an attention whore that she posts about it in several of her blogs, she goes to jail. What's to analyze?...  [Read More]
I can't help laughing at the fact that she posted about it in her LiveJournal/Xanga/MySpace blog....  [Read More]
Posted in: Finishing the game... No, seriously
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-05-2006, 11:33 PM
#12
Somebody has to keep the profanity level up, and considering Milo has been too good for us for for about 2 weeks now it might as well be me. Penis Here ya' go: http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?p=2144487#post2144487...  [Read More]
Posted in: Finishing the game... No, seriously
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-05-2006, 10:52 PM
#10
Alright my mind is a filth filthy place. Congrats....  [Read More]
Posted in: Finishing the game... No, seriously
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-05-2006, 10:47 PM
#8
Do I? Don't make me a liar. You're out of the posse if you do....  [Read More]
Posted in: Finishing the game... No, seriously
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-05-2006, 10:41 PM
#6
I seem to recall him being rather fond of pickles. Let's play state the obvious. By pickle, Samnmax means dick....  [Read More]
Posted in: Finishing the game... No, seriously
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-05-2006, 10:09 PM
#4
Just exit, duder. Quick, run and hide before this thread gets off-topic and aims to destroy your psyche! You don't have much time, I'll try to buy you a distraction... Hey everybody, I like Elton John. A lot! Haha. Nice try....  [Read More]
Posted in: Peter Logan's Exploding Paste
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-01-2006, 4:50 AM
#8
Well... I can't edit it into anything not involving explosions really... maybe Peter Logan's Exploding CUDDLING paste, but then people would try it and sue me for misleading information. Besides... they're small explosions. Mostly just used to mess...  [Read More]
Posted in: Peter Logan's Exploding Paste
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-01-2006, 4:35 AM
#4
If you really wanna scare your friends you could take a beloved pet and nail it to the ceiling in their room. Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of any type of fabric? It's almost impossible....  [Read More]
Posted in: Peter Logan's Exploding Paste
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-01-2006, 4:25 AM
#2
I got warned for a post about explosive materials/explosions so uhh... you may wish to edit your post....  [Read More]
Posted in: new member/person
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-01-2006, 2:34 AM
#17
I think I've diagnosed it, stay with me. You know her from some sort of group She's threatened to kill you at least once She's scratched the **** out of you arm at least once Bi-Polar defect She's 13 You missed one....  [Read More]
Posted in: I am a commercial whore
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-12-2006, 2:14 PM
#51
Oh noes! Boo Radley is coming at me with teh scissors. Quick! Cast a level 9 protection spell!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Web page making
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-06-2006, 4:02 AM
#16
Do you know some good free webhosting because i don't want to have username.wordpress.com i want something like www.extremeclan.com (doesn't exist if appears to be a url) You won't be able to get a domain name without paying to register it with a DNS...  [Read More]
Posted in: Avatars and signatures.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-03-2006, 12:06 AM
#224
Haruhi (http://www.animenfo.com/animetitle,3508,qusbqz,suzumiya_haruhi.html) > *...  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam & Max webcomic
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-01-2006, 1:54 AM
#53
That's it, I'm converting you to christianity! Then the nice man in the white robe will touch you and make you holier. PRAISE JESUS MOTHER****ER!...  [Read More]
Damn you jmac. Just damn you. How much did that pretty thing cost anyways? I got it for my birthday (August 10th)....  [Read More]
http://images10.newegg.com/NeweggImage/productimage/24-009-089-01.JPG (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16824009089) 24", 1920x1200 resolution, rotating screen....  [Read More]
IT'S LUPUS! http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/10140000/10147095.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: hey hey
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-02-2006, 2:06 AM
#41
Legality was so implied, Jmac. That's how things are done in Tejas anyway. Only squares obey the law....  [Read More]
Posted in: hey hey
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-02-2006, 1:30 AM
#39
No, you're cute! Also, the ability to buy swords and cigarettes vastly overshadows the thrill of voting.Haha, laws. You don't have to be 18 to buy cigarettes or swords....  [Read More]
Posted in: hey hey
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-01-2006, 3:27 PM
#35
Are you guys old enough to vote? Haha, vote. Why would I even want to vote?...  [Read More]
Posted in: hey hey
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-01-2006, 2:32 AM
#29
Well some bitch got in my face and yelled "Facist" repeatedly when I expressed that I didn't want any of my tax money going towards the subsidizing of abortions. I believe the exact quote was: "If you want to kill a baby, pay for it yo...  [Read More]
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