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Det. Bart Lasiter

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Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:32 AM
#147
Go Milo, you're my hizzome skizzilet biscizzit, so here's somethin' pimpin'. I have no imagination, so just imagine something cool.I see milo's been keepin' his Pimp Hand strong....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:30 AM
#142
Nah, I'm not dumb. You'll get to f*** your ultra-hot trophy wife all you want someday. The smart people always have it good later in life.I got to **** that Puerto Rican chick a few weeks ago too....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:24 AM
#139
@jmac I meant you smartass.Yeah, the usual defense mechanism for people jealous of my intellect is "you'll never get laid"....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:18 AM
#132
Read: I'm a virgin, I've never seen a vagina in real life, I need to get laid.You should get a nice car then....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:13 AM
#127
This all makes me feel very warm inside, I'm gonna go propose to a hookerYou rascal, you....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:10 AM
#123
It's not love. It's LUST! RUN!You lesbians are all the same. This is a deep, caring love, of the kind I've never felt before....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:04 AM
#115
Only the k00l kids double post, I see. For the record Jmac, I have a little thing called STANDARDS. God, I tried apologizing and forgiving for nothing that I'd done wrong, but look at this ...<3 u...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:01 AM
#112
Dont worry Sam, unlike certain people, i can always forgive you. I tried with the otherone, but it seems that logic isn't part of his brain-functions."Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." -Brendan Gill...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:55 AM
#102
Post count+1.WTF r u talkin bout?...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:52 AM
#98
My opinion of censorship can't be summed up with a million poop words You seem to be missing the point, she'd gone Emo and she didn't look real good anymore.I forgot my Ritalin this morning, my mind went from scratches to cats to catgirls. I'm no...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:46 AM
#90
Can I be the beatnik who plays the bongos while you say that? Because that was deep. Dammit, I post too slow.Fo' sho'. Also, I have an 16 Mbit connection, I can post fast as hell. I'm sorry, but that was not a compliment, and as I guess you didn'...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:44 AM
#87
Wow...consider this thread a trainwreck from which there is no escape. Words and realities twist unto the passengers, their failed attempts at freedom fueling the stupidity and hilarity that is this thread.What can I say? I'm a funny-ass mother****er...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:42 AM
#85
Watch it, there was this one broad this one time this one place and then she threatened to kill me, and turned into an Emo kid, and her looks went to ****, and then she scratched the **** out of my arm when I ignored her.Catgirls are ****ing hawt....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:38 AM
#82
@That one chick I forgot her name but she hates jmac He's gonna make you pay for that one biotch. :p I kid, I kid. no really, he will thoughShe loves me. She just doesn't know it yet....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:35 AM
#77
LOL, Cheez, you crack me up! But seriously, why all the hatin'? I mean, c'mon Jmac, for someone that's trying to act cool you sure don't seem to realize how retarted (NO! not retarded, retarted, that's how unintelligle this is becoming) it is to figh...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:31 AM
#72
If this wasn't the internet, I'd kill the lot of you.You and I both know that you love me....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:29 AM
#70
But I like teh "Animal Farm"The CIA produced the movie version of that. Okay, you do that! Can we have a lock, now?Some people are never happy... I give you a topic, but no, that's not good enough for you, is it? ;_;...  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:26 AM
#67
Yes. Then video tape it. And send it to me. What am I doing here?Well if it isn't the gay stalker....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:25 AM
#65
Orwell>HuxleyThe society in 1984 didn't promote sexual promiscuity though. Huxley took mescaline and LSD too, and, as every small child knows, drugs are cool....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:18 AM
#63
HEY KIDS http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b372/SouperJesus128/1149306441394.jpg AIDS RULES!!1The methods used in Huxley's Brave New World were far more effective....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:10 AM
#60
A lesbian who stays a virgin...foreverrrrrrrr! Oooooh, scaaaaary! ...Abstinance is wrong. As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of starting an ad-campaign to that effect....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 1:02 AM
#58
... Now the question is: should I become a lesbian right now?Only if I can watch....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 12:56 AM
#54
And you'll remember my name when I brand it to your ass!I'm not that kinky, baby. Besides, I can't see something that's on my ass....  [Read More]
Posted in: King Cheeze has been hacked!
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 12:53 AM
#51
That post is gramatically perfect besides the missing period and caps lock. But it's okay. Caps lock is cruise control for cool. (LOL, MISSING PERIOD. OH THERE IT IS.)You're one of those people who use 4chan memes in real life, aren't you? And it...  [Read More]
Posted in: Pirates VS Ninjas, who'd win?
  Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2006, 2:07 AM
#35
Dude, you can buy those crappy ninja swords on QVC for like 35 bucks. I see you've been accessorizing....  [Read More]
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