It has come to my attention that LFRD's local resident Darth (Avery) may be dead. Her avatar is gone as is her sig and her custom title simply reads "Dead".
Could Ave truly be gone? What has become of everyone's favorite eight-thousand post fashionista? Does this make me the one with seniority around here?
I don't know. I'm a newb. She seemed really cool, with the fashion and stuff, but I don't think she's literally dead.
Okay, okay, I may have been exaggerating.
But still, if she's gone that's a bit... sad.
Should we hold a vigel? Or just see if she post in a blog or somthing?
Hell no! We'll all sit around a table hold hands and make her pop out of the wall, like any good christian would.
I see you've been keeping tabs on her.
...
Stalker.
Bah, she's probably on vacation.
edit: btw, how did she get over 8,000 posts? That's a jesusload of posts for having been here less than a year.
Kay, didn't Darth say she was going to New Jersey (I may be wrong about the place) to see some relatives for a while? She also said something about ticks...I'll try to find that thread later. Well, since she's probably there now, she changed her sig and avatar and custom title since she wouldn't be able to respond to anything for a while, therefore being 'dead'.
She's a teenage girl. She got flustered and left on impulse. I doubt she'll be gone for more than a week.
Huh, and I thought this would be a thread about "dead" posters here on the Psychonauts end of LucasForums, like the now revived Skye.
She probably just started to go get ready for school or something.
I can she's logged in right now, so I betting she isn't dead. This whole thread is wishfull thinking.
I saw her too! What do you think she was doing here?
Dear Smon,
I just wanted to be the first to wish you a happy one year anniversary. Mine will be around in a month or so, so just tell people to pop some bottles andhave a good time, on my tab.
I'd explain to you why I'll be gone for some time, but, you know, President Bush. I assure you I'm not dead, just know I peek here a few days a week. Thanks for caring a lot about me...stalker. And if your going to have a vigle on my memory board, make the candles scented.
D_A.
P.S. Tell everyone at the monkey island forums they're *******s. Except Fender. Tell him he's on his way to being the Clarice to my Hannibal.
P.P.S. you can post this if you want.
I'll be right back, I've got work to do over in the MI forums.
Stuck in an airport probebly.
scented candles? You got 'em.
(runs to Yankee Candle)
So she's only dead on LFRD? Because if she's dead elsewhere she's going to miss my forum party. :{{{{{{{{{
I hope I'm this missed when I eventually leave...
And I'm glad Darth didn't leave.
You *******s forgot my birthday. WHY IS THIS?! WHY AM I NOT MISSED?!
You *******s forgot my birthday. WHY IS THIS?! WHY AM I NOT MISSED?!
Because you didn't advertise it.
Really.
And no one ever checks public profiles.
And your new on LFRD...
You *******s forgot my birthday. WHY IS THIS?! WHY AM I NOT MISSED?!
Well I knew when it was, but I figured you'd probebly turned 18 and were out experimenting with tobbaco products.
You had a birthday? OH SHI-
I shall maketh a new thread.
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:((((((((((((((((
So let me get this straight, Thrik. You're sad because you have ten chins?
Well I knew when it was, but I figured you'd probebly turned 18 and were out experimenting with tobbaco products.
I quit last year.
I quit last year.
Why did your lips fall off?
Why did your lips fall off?
I didn't have a job. No job = no money = no cigarettes. Now I spend all my money on computer **** so... no extra money = no cigarettes.
Now chewing, I recomend you stay far away from it.
Bah, cigarettes are no good. If you're going to smoke something, make it reefer.
Pothead, now trying to smoke a cigar in -0 tempatures and 20 mph winds, that sucks.
Bah, cigarettes are no good. If you're going to smoke something, make it reefer.
That would be illegal now, wouldn't it? I'm telling you milo, you're gonna get a visit from the FBI if you keep up this illegal behavior. IT IS WRONG AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
*slips jmac wad of cash*
What were you saying?
*slips jmac wad of cash*
What were you saying?
I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO YOUR IMMORAL WAYS MILO.
*points .44 at jmac's head*
Ahem. Please, we're all friends here. Riiiiight?
*points .44 at jmac's head*
Ahem. Please, we're all friends here. Riiiiight?
*jmac casts Fire Shield
I use my enchanted mace, with a +8 bonus against elemental shields.
I leave to do a little yard work and you two burn the place down.
I use my enchanted mace, with a +8 bonus against elemental shields.
*jmac casts Delayed Blast Fireball
*jmac uses Greater Dragon Form (Dracolich)
*jmac steps on milo
*Locks Jesus in closet
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'll need one of the chickens you sacrifice to Jake in order to bring Darth_Ave back from the dead. Hopefully I won't bring Ultra Mega Chicken back by accident...
*Give's Jmac chicken
*Scratches nuts
i just posted on her livejournal, i told her to shove her pre-ex-boyfriend up against a tree and make out with him
one can only assume that went poorly.
I haven't seen him yet cheez. AND I'M BACK! IN BLACK DRESSES!
I was Po'd at everything and decided to quit the forums. I quit at the exact wrong time because tomarrow is a special anniversary that couldn't go uncelabrated by me! I wasn't going to be dumb and celebrate by playing Psychonauts all day in my air conditioned room, NO! I decided to come back. But I won't be around as much. You know, President Bush.
And I'm glad that I'm loved by you guys. ~emotear~ But I'm going to die in 7 days.
But I'm going to die in 7 days.
YAAY!
Po'd? Was it something I said?
I haven't seen him yet cheez. AND I'M BACK! IN BLACK DRESSES!
I was Po'd at everything and decided to quit the forums. I quit at the exact wrong time because tomarrow is a special anniversary that couldn't go uncelabrated by me! I wasn't going to be dumb and celebrate by playing Psychonauts all day in my air conditioned room, NO! I decided to come back. But I won't be around as much. You know, President Bush.
And I'm glad that I'm loved by you guys. ~emotear~ But I'm going to die in 7 days.
Quick! Watch the tape back-wards, and that would make it so you were supposed to die 7 days ago, but since you didn't, you shall live normally!
Maybe there isn't enough huggage around here.
Quick! Watch the tape back-wards, and that would make it so you were supposed to die 7 days ago, but since you didn't, you shall live normally!
I can't. I'm getting phone calls from Samara and drawing long black hair in front og every face. I've ruined the family photo album.
I can't. I'm getting phone calls from Samara and drawing long black hair in front og every face. I've ruined the family photo album.
Drown that bitch in the bathtub.
Kill it with NAPALM
Oh noes I've turned into Windu6
I deeply admire Jimmy Carter, He thinks aliens exist too!