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Det. Bart Lasiter

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Posted in: AwesomeDome
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-29-2006, 11:57 PM
#8
...the hordes of crazed baboon-gerbil hybrids assault and rob your family members. Fortunately......  [Read More]
Posted in: The Magical Pairing Quiz
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:24 AM
#42
I'M ONLY IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE YOU SHOVED ME IN WITH YOU I COULDNT HELP MYSELF YOURE SO DAMN SEXY I'm gonna go look at that asian porn thread on /b/ to de-gay myself after that comment....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Magical Pairing Quiz
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:22 AM
#39
The one where Cheez got hacked. Giant flamewar. Giant fun. You hit on her, didn't you? Or was it Mashi or Pyro? God, you creeped me out. Oh good, that's what I was going for....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Magical Pairing Quiz
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:21 AM
#37
that's an awfully mean thing to say. Are you gonna go listen to Linkin Park?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Magical Pairing Quiz
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-30-2006, 12:11 AM
#32
In that thread where we all ganged up and flamed him to no end. It was discreet, but twas there! It was either Ave's fashion thread and the thread about Cheez getting hacked. One or the other....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-29-2006, 2:34 AM
#96
no ones ever on when I am..always when I'm actually outside *sigh* Psha, it's a tie between Smon (cuz he has a pony for a body which is badass to da max) and Jmac (becuz he has a pic for every occasion, which was why he was my hero but then he sided...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-28-2006, 10:19 PM
#88
I'm moving to Florida so I can vote you over and over and over. We should get together a PayPal-based slush fund for my campaign as well... in the event that Smon wins we may need to pay off Thrik......  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-28-2006, 10:10 PM
#86
Vote jmac in 2006 because I'm so ****ing cool....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-28-2006, 9:47 PM
#80
I've modded and adminned quite a few forums but you guys are a real handful let me tell you. Last time I had admin power on a forum I replaced the ban page with a redirect to a GNAA last measure-just to let people know I wasn't ****ing around....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-27-2006, 2:54 PM
#54
What was Jesus's middle name? Heathcliff....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-27-2006, 3:48 AM
#37
Dark, I have a question...are you a virgin? Haha....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-27-2006, 3:01 AM
#34
Gone, my ass! I'm right here and even more pissed off.Thank god you're okay I was worried sick about you....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 11:16 PM
#29
But a murder-suicide would be more dramatic. This is the best I could get on such short notice: http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8121/cellfallkh9.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 10:00 PM
#11
eDrama ITT. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_drama...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Fight Thread.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 9:50 PM
#3
Rule 1: don't talk about fight thread....  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-27-2006, 3:02 AM
#181
I don't stick up for the nerds because, once, I had a nerdy boyfriend, and he broke up with ME!!! HOW COULD HE!?! I'M ABSOLUTLY BEATIFUL!!!!!! If we're gonna break up, then I do the braeaking. No offense, but you seem like a total bitch....  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 9:45 PM
#157
Milo needs to stop hanging around that senior center. It's part of his loli rehabilitation....  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 9:43 PM
#155
If you touch yourself, you go to hell, unless you lock yourself in a closet and beat yourself Dimmesdale style. The same applies to dirty thoughts about your cousins. You forgot the part about God (praise be to Him) killing a kitten too. I forget if...  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 9:34 PM
#149
I don't flirt. The cute ones ask me out, and then a mouth later, I brake up with themSo you're a bitch and she's a slut. Got it. You can go now....  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 9:27 PM
#145
She is. She flirts with ALL the boys. Oh okay, you win, you've made your point, she's a whore. You can leave now....  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 9:24 PM
#141
You know, the only reason I'm still here is because I want to torture Zelda. Oh here's somthing you don't know about her:She listens to gothic rock, she loves ghost shows, she is scared the crap out of them, she's scared of populer kids, zombies, an...  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 8:45 PM
#122
I said I can. I did quit though....  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 8:22 PM
#120
I can smoke and leave school for lunch....  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 4:56 PM
#113
**** no, I meant telekinetics. Oh, that's cool too. Anyway, now that this thread is no longer about middle school, anyone seen the 6.5 hours of awesomeness and win that is Elfen Lied?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Talk about anime you like.
  Det. Bart Lasiter
08-26-2006, 4:47 PM
#111
When you all get alittle older, you might take a high school level pysch class, then you will learn about endorphins, adrenaline, and a many more of the chemicals that make you feel the way you do. With this highly equiped arsenal of knowledge about...  [Read More]
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