Ahoy!

Here's a little game I got from another forum. It's called the 'Ruin a Wish foundation.'
Basically, someone posts a wish, and the next persons grants it, but just...not with the whole good result. :xp:

An example:
"I wish I had a car!"
"Granted, but unfortunately, I had to sell the wheels."

Another one:
"I wish I had a million dollars!"
"Granted, they are spread across America in the form of cents!"

I'll start:
"I wish I had an X-Wing!"

Granted, but Lucas sues you for everything you have and wins.

I wish I really was a baron.

Granted, but I had to remove the on, leaving you with a bar

I wish I had a knuckle sandwich

Granted, but it's being delivered to your face. Really fast.

I wish fire was cold.

granted but I preheated it

I wish I was a turkey

Granted but I'm planning on filling every one of your orifices with delicious cornbread stuffing. I also have very large hands. Brace yourself.


I wish I had a big pitcher of delicious iced tea.

Granted, and as a bonus I put cyanide in it.

I wish I could come up with an awesome wish.

Granted, but the awesome wish was considered a virus by your mailbox.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you may not have the safest landing you'd like.

I wish I could erase bad memories.

Granted, but your good ones goes with them.

I wish I had some ice-cream.

I got you some ice cream!

But I eated it...

I wish I could walk through walls...

Granted, but you have to go at a speed dependent on what the wall is made of and how thick it is...

I wish all your base were belong to me.

Granted, but all the others games clichйs will come along. Ouch.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted, but it's an octopus and thorn cake. With barbed wire frosting.

I wish I was C'Thulhu.

Granted, but he is then kidnapped and murdered by his arch nemisis.

I wish I hadn't picked to read "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" for Language Arts.

Granted, but that's because you're in Africa and can't afford to go to school.

I wish that it would snow here just enough to give everything a thin and harmless blanket of white so everyone would be happy. o_Q

Granted, but the cold weather freezes your pipes and they burst.

I wish there was a spoon.

Granted, but there's nothing to eat.

I wish Keanu Reeves wasn't in the Matrix and Samuel L. Jackson was Morpheus.

Granted, but Nicholas Cage is now Trinity. Ooohhhh

I wish that ice blocks could be used as heaters

Granted, but they are BROKEN heaters...

I wish I had a bigger....






House. :xp:

Granted, it's located on Mars. Have a good trip.

I wish September arrived earlier this year.

Granted, but you realise that it was April the first.

I wish I had limitless internet connectivity in my brain.

Granted, internet wires have been surgically inserted, including all spam and trojan horses.

I wish was Batman!

Granted, but you have to wear pink instead of black.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, but they're water wings.

I wish I had a brain, or a heart, or courage.

Granted. One brain with no intelligence, a heart as black as sin (and w/a pacemaker no less), and courage w/o convictions.

I wish we lived in a perfect world.

Granted, but this game wouldn't work anymore.

I wish I could turn back time.

Granted, but you have to stay there.

I wish the end of the school year stress was over.

Granted, however you have been assigned summer school. Njoy! :xp:

I wish to know what I want my career to be.

Granted, it's sanitation engineer. (AKA bin man)

I wish I had pizza.

Granted, but it's a Mexican pizza.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's a hutt.

I wish gasoline was only 5 cents/gal (including tax) and in abundant supply.

Granted, but then OPEC puts an embargo on us and we're screwed.

I wish for Chocolate Chip Muffins.

Granted, but there's hash in the batter so you get arrested.

I wish my long weekend didn't end yesterday. :(

Granted, it ended day before yesterday now.

I wish I had a supercomputer that could emulate every possible video game platform.

Granted, but it would always crash.

I wish Microsoft would stop releasing $#&%@* software before it's actually ready.

Granted. Microsoft collapsed and Mac still isn't supporting most games, so nao you ruined it.

I wish I had a delicious pie right nao.

Granted - it's on your face right now.

I wish I was in a steampunk universe.

You are, but it is merely 5 minutes from collapsing into a giant black hole.

I wish celebrities would stop making their cheezy porn videos.

Granted, but they make cheezy cooking videos instead.

I wish i dint fail my first maths exam

Granted, but you will fail all other exams.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala!

Granted, but the rabbit will now jump out of the hat and destroy your '64 Impala with his bat.

I wish people could breath underwater (w/o O2 tanks, etc..).

Granted, but the world will be flooded.

I wish that I could make quality mods.

Granted, but they are bad quality...

I wish I could understand 3ds Max.

Granted, but how are you going to model things now that you have no hands?

I wish I could log keys with just a log and a keyboard.

Now you can, but everytime you use the log, it shatters the keyboard.

I wish reality tv would vanish to the pit from whence it came (never to return).

Granted, but it's still being transmitted by radio.

I wish it would hurry up and be summer here.

Granted, but a phenomenal heat wave creates a OMGWTFBBQ of you all.

I wish I had an iPod that stored bands physically.

Granted, but then you drop it on your foot and die from the sheer pain of countless tons of human flesh and instruments concentrated into a small handheld device.

I wish that people would stop using cell phones while driving their cars.

Granted, but now they put annoying sub woofers in their back seats and talk on bluetooth.

I wish that Pokemon existed.