I do all of this and I never get stoned.
Does that mean it's bad? Does that mean I suck?
WAAAAA!!!!! ~emo~
Whatever, I'm still writing 'lusty'.
THAT WHOLE THING ROCKS!!! It reminds me of something one of my friends said to me once.
"Cocaine-it makes me happy. Like Maroujiana!" I laughed my butt off when she said that.
Okaaaay...so Darth_Ave, when do we get to the part where the kids all start hitting Milla up for more brownies because they all have the munchies? :smash:
"Oh my God! Let's make out!"
That would happen in the next instalment. But, I'm writing a new Elton/Milka fanfiction.
Cool. Not enough camp children fanfiction.
I written two parts to the Elton/Milka fanfic. They're in the on and off topic fanfiction thread.
Neato. I am writing a fanfiction right now about Truman being rescued by the Psychonauts. It's on fanfiction.net.
I'll look. There's this Stand by Me fanfiction on there that I'm totally into.
Sounds interesting. I'll look into it. I'm planning to make Truman's rescue into kinda like a whole Psychonauts thing. Raz shall be going into someones mind in either the next chappie or the 6th chappie. Hopefully.
Don't look into it, just click (
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2952855/1/)
Also, I've got a killer idea for a fanfiction for you. Do you wanna hear it?
Yes! I have ideas, but they all suck. Like having no chocolate, or going on a sugar high right before MAths, so that I get told off for being hyper.
Ok, here's my idea.
Razputin's Domain/Psychonauts crossover.
I can see it now...
Cheez listning to Vernon's rambling for hours upon hours.
...
Sasha having to lock the doors to his lab to prevent the fangirls
....
Me, fighting Milka, because Elton is so mine, not that hoe's
OMG THAT WOULD ROCK AND EVERYONE WOULD SCREAM AND DIE FROM SPLODEYNESS AND DEATH CEPT US AND I SHOULD WRITE SOME OF IT NOW! A CHAPTER FOR EACH OF US! HOORAY!
Yes....Elton/Darth_Ave is done. Now all we need is Gordie/Darth_Ave and it's is complete.
but no dying. People don't always have to die in fanfiction.
I've started writing Mashi. She's being all emo and making Raz feel blue.
XD!! Mashi will get a kick outta that. These stories are worthy of their own thread here. But just 1 thread. We don't want another zelda insodent.
yea. I shall post the first bit of the story. I may change it... I'll put bits up here often so you guys stay in character.
Mashi sighed, looking up into the sky and watchig clouds fly by. She was bored. She wanted to be emo, but that was difficult what with Raz running around talking to everyone and being overly nice. Mashi didn’t want to ruin his mood, because she wanted to make him cry later that day by telling him she was taking Lili away to be cryogenically frozen, to preserve her Lili-ish beauty forever.
Mashi is being emo...
XD!! That is so great. I can't wait for my part!
Hehe. You can be bothering Elton and Milka. Whilst singing QUEEN. That sounds in character, right?
I need a scarf. And me and Elton must kiss, then me and Milka fight over him while he talks to the fish.
Sounds good. I have a feeling that when it gets to me, Sasha will have bolted the doors to his lab. He'd be scared of me. And I wonder what Vernon would think of Cheez? And who should I put Smon talking with? And... What should Zelda be doing? I need help. I know what to do with you, Cheez and Mashi, but no-one else really.
Smon- Put him with Fred
Zelda- Maloof and Mikhail
Psychochaos- Milla
Thanx darth. I shall put me in with sasha. Cause he's the best. Also, should I use usernames or parts of normal names or what? And should I put Cheez as Karaniyuki the king of cheez?
Well, Smon's real name is Brandon ,and my real name is Avery. That's all I really know.
Also if you get me to reveal my name backwards I'll be sent back to my home dimension, and that's really all there is to know about names around here.
Doen anyone know what Cheez's real name is? We gotta ask.
I think it might be Bob, that's his MSN thingummyjig, which he never uses... But anyway, what shoudl everyone be wearing?
A dark blue t-shirt and black fedora for me!
NO PANTS FOR SMON!! :naughty:
Smon, I lurve your fedora. It's almost better than mine, but mine is blace with white pinstripes, and purchased at Target.
I'll be wearing a black skirt, white t-shirt, my silky black scarf and my pink beret which I can't find at the moment
Any pair of pants is good for me, also the reason the fedora is so awesome is because it houses a magical portal into the Psychonauts world.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/Hat.png)
Yeah, but you' have to get over the water. The reason my fedora is awesome is because it matches this shirt I have that's all striy too, and it has a fem-tie to go with it!
Also, pyro CAN I BE ONE OF YOUR CRAZY MUSES??? I would lurve it if at the beginning of a story I said somthing oddly stupid and you responded weirdly.
A muse is a source of inspration. Not some random girl that demands to be one.
I provide inspiration! I'm the one who gave her the idea for the LFRD/Psychonauts crossover.
HEAD INVASION ALERT! HEAD INVASION ALERT! Oh no Darth. The moment someone asks to be a muse, there astral form ends up in my head and does a random dance, singing 'I'm a muse, I'm a muse!' and then they start working. And being musish. Also, soul food, right here. READ IT!!!
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Everything was calm one beautiful Whispering Rock morning, with bluebirds singing and squirrels being blown up and whatnot. Until…
Darth: Hey, I have a great idea for a fan fiction! Want to hear it?
Pyrohappygirl Sure! I need new ideas!
Darth: You should do a Razputin forums, Psychonauts crossover!
Pyrohappygirl: Sounds great! I’ll start it right away!
Darth: Wait. You must not forget to add on Smon’s fedora of DOOM!!!
Pyrohappygirl: …
Darth: YOU MUST NOT!!!
Pyrohappygirl: I get the idea, Darth ol buddy ol pal.
Darth: HOORAY I AM SO WONDERFUL!!!
Pyrohappygirl: Yes Darth, you are. I guess…
Everything was about to get really weird…
Suddenly, a shiny, rainbow-ish portal opened in the middle of the reception area at Whispering Rock, sending a bunch of people flying out. Darth_Ave, who was wearing a scarf, a black shirt, a white skirt, and, for some reason a pink beret. King_Cheez, who was smiling and talking about MUSHes. Pyrohappygirl, who was wearing an evil grin, and a pink, brown and white beanie. Smon, who had a dark blue t-shirt on as well as his trademark black fedora and… What the heck? NO PANTS!!! Underpants, yes, but no ACTUAL PANTS!!!
Mashi sighed, looking up into the sky and watching clouds fly by. She was bored. She wanted to be emo, but that was difficult what with Raz running around talking to everyone and being overly nice. Mashi didn’t want to ruin his mood, because she wanted to make him cry later that day by telling him she was taking Lili away to be cryogenically frozen, to preserve her Lili-ish beauty forever. Mashi stood up and stretched, before walking away to find Lili.
Darth was sitting on the docks with Elton and Milka. She was particularly annoyed, because Milka refused to let her get together with Elton.
“Elton is MY boyfriend and you and those other hoes Lili, Franke and Kitty can just leave me and Elton in our perfect daydream,” Milka yelled.
“Well, that’s too bad, cause I saw him first and he’s MINE! And anyway, Quentin is your boyfriend, remember? Go crawling back to him, slut,” Darth snarled.
“Oh, you’re the slut here, Darth,” Milka growled.
“Oh you’re asking for it now!” Darth screamed, before bitch-slapping Milka.
“Oh you did not just slap me, did you?” Milka screeched, grabbing Darth’s hair. Elton merely sat behind them, however. Talking to the fishes. They were always right. And they said Darth was gonna get her man.
Cheez sat, rapt in silence, next to Vernon.
“Wow, and what happened next Vernon old buddy old pal?” Cheez hummed.
“Well, I found a dollar note, and I went and bought ice-cream, and…” Vernon continued rambling, and Cheez kept listening. Cause, I mean, he was Vernon after all. I mean, sheesh, what do you think Cheez’d do?
Sasha had added the last barricade on his lab, when suddenly he heard a shout from outside.
“OH MY GOD IT’S SASHA NEIN OH SQUEE!!!” He heard a girl yell, before a huge portion of one of his blocks fell down.
“Oh no, you close one entrance down, and she finds another way in!” He cursed silently, shaking his head.
“Oh Sasha! I’m here…” A girl stepped through the rubble, wearing ‘I heart Sasha Nein’ t-shirts.
“Show me around, okay?” She grinned, before sticking out a piece of paper.
“And while we’re at it, autograph?”
Smon sat in the ruins of the asylum, Fred next to him, contemplating life, and laser trash cans.
“So Fred, what’ll we do now?” Smon sighed, fiddling with a pebble.
“We could always use that psycho-portal you found to go into my mind and play Waterloo,” Fred sighed, smiling cheesily.
“Sounds good,” Smon sighed, picking up a small door he had found lying around and throwing it at Fred’s head…
You captured my character perfectly. Except for the evil talking head I carry around that, for some reason, has never come up until now.
OHEMGEE!!!! ~squee I'm totally dying!~
BEST STORY EVAR!! MY BOHEMAIN RHAPSODY FIC IS CRAPTACULAR COMAPIRED TO THIS!!!
Aww, thanx Darth and Smon. I wish the others would read this... Then they too would totally die.
“Well, that’s too bad, cause I saw him first and he’s MINE! And anyway, Quentin is your boyfriend, remember? Go crawling back to him, slut,” Darth snarled.
With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mear 100 times better than me.
It's like we have matching sigs now.
Radical!
Except, Cheez made you 100 times better, and I am 10,000 times better, than shakespeare.
(OH SNAP! BAD MATH SKILLS!)No, I didn't make you 10,000 times better. I made you 100 times better than me. Cheez made me 100 times better than shakespeare. Whatever, just write more delishious stuff. As I told you, I finally have a fanfiction.net account and as soon as it lets me, I'm posting my Milla druggie fic.
Great darth. That fan fiction made you 100 times better than shakespeare was, and 10 times better than tim schafer, who is 100 times less great than me. JOKING!!! But you are just as good as me, if not a little less. JOKING ONCE MORE! We are sisters in level of.. authorishness.
And no for somthing completely different.
BEST LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY EVAR!!! (
http://holly-ziviene.livejournal.com/137774.html#cutid1)
"The G-Men do not want to start a chorus line."
"I am forbidden from launching into a big song and dance number.
-I am also forbidden from encouraging others to launch into big song and dance numbers." -broke that one, XD
OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE BESTEST THING EVER AND NOW I AM GOING TO DIE AND WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT DARTH I AM NOW DYING HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!?
browsing through the 'Wispering Rock' community
"I may not refer to Sasha as "Obi-Wan". It just gives him ideas."
but the best....
"Boyd and lingerie do not mix.
-Nor do Sasha and dominatrix gear.
-Even if Sasha does look good in leather."
Holly-Ziviene, I bow down to your greatness
So do I. If you ever see this, know that Darth and I bow to you. In other news- crossover slowly being more complete!
XD!! I'm considering writing a JSRF/Psychonauts crossover where Ford, Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Raz, and Lili go to Tokyo and meet the GGs. They even do some psycho-grafiti!