I have seen cutter!Sasha.
Dear god please save the Psychonauts fandom. Please Jebus, please?
I have also seen Sasha and Lili together (Lili being twelve).
So...no one else pissed at the Psychonauts section of FF.net?
I'm never on ff.net and I preactly NEVER write fanfictions so whateva. SEIZE THE FISH!
I ACTUALLY REMEMBER SEEING THAT AND TELLING MY FRIEND.
We were so creeped out. I'm like "ewwww, pedoness. :{{{" I am, indeed, pissed.
No freakin way.
Episode of PI coming up on that.
I ACTUALLY REMEMBER SEEING THAT AND TELLING MY FRIEND.
We were so creeped out. I'm like "ewwww, pedoness. :{{{" I am, indeed, pissed.
It's not like I have an issue with the author. I don't care if they like it. What I have an issue with is the complete OOCness of the characters.
And I'm sick of seeing Sasha cut himself. Sasha does not cut. It just....doesn't compute.
It makes me sad to see characters being mutliated like that...no matter how well the authors write.
It makes me sad to see characters being mutliated like that...no matter how well the authors write.
:lol: I'm sorry, did you intend to make a pun there? You know: Sasha cutting himself? Mutilated?
>_>
Hmm, that is kinda funny.
:lol: I'm sorry, did you intend to make a pun there? You know: Sasha cutting himself? Mutilated?
>_>
:giggle1:
Alright, that was funny.
However I have come to rant more about a particular story.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2757789/1/)
Sasha pratically rapes Raz in this one with the usual cliches of having the victim enjoy it yet not want it, the uke and seme, terrible OOC, and no hint of Psychonauts anywhere. This could just be another generic rape story.
Not to mention pedophilic.
i read all of those and it's so wrong.. i mean sasha going gAy..that's plain werid even for me
The Sasha/Lily and Sasha/Raz ones are just creepy. I don't want to be rude to the author, but they are. I don't think I ever actually worked up the courage to read any of the Sasha/Raz ones, except the first chapter of that Kiss Me story that Klia ranted about. That scared me so bad..and the stories about Sasha cutting himself were just..I mean, Sasha?
ERUEUREUTGHEGHEGUEGUEHGEHGEHRFEFH!!!
MY FANDOM IS CRUSHED
*CRIES, AND RIPS HIS ARM OFF*
AAAAAAARGH
EDIT: Okay, okay, I'm CAARHGHRGHRHGHR-Calm. What I'm gonna do, to piss them all off, is write something terribly ****ed up, like Lili x Gman, or Lili x Franke.
Ohh god it's hot already. :|
The Sasha/Lily and Sasha/Raz ones are just creepy. I don't want to be rude to the author, but they are. I don't think I ever actually worked up the courage to read any of the Sasha/Raz ones, except the first chapter of that Kiss Me story that Klia ranted about. That scared me so bad..and the stories about Sasha cutting himself were just..I mean, Sasha?
you really don't want to read kiss me... that's just f*cked up
ERUEUREUTGHEGHEGUEGUEHGEHGEHRFEFH!!!
MY FANDOM IS CRUSHED
*CRIES, AND RIPS HIS ARM OFF*
AAAAAAARGH
EDIT: Okay, okay, I'm CAARHGHRGHRHGHR-Calm. What I'm gonna do, to piss them all off, is write something terribly ****ed up, like Lili x Gman, or Lili x Franke.
Ohh god it's hot already. :|
Ooh, sounds good.
Ooh, sounds good.
i second that
"How on Earth am I supposed to learn what to filter out of my
work if all I ever read as a review is gruesome metaphors involving maggots and
such? Keep in mind that I'm only 12, and I'm still new to this."
OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD.
THE GIRL WHO WROTE "KISS ME" IS 12.
AN INNOCENT MIND, CORRUTPED BY GAY PEDOPHILE SEX.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
That wasn't in the minds of 12-year-olds when I was 12! No, wait, that was just me.
NO SHE IS A FREAK.
BUT MY EXTREMELY SEXY LILI/CHLOE IS TURNING OUT ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD AND CUTE.
WHY WHAT'S THIS!? PSYCHONAUTS YURI?!?
Yes. And it's right here. (
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2773527/1/)
Strange, yes, but I did it. With all the yaoi around - I mean, SashaRaz!? - I made something that had to be done. It actually turned out to be quite good.
I hope to high heavens Nicole does not find this and think me a sick ass, even if we did already break up.
Wow, that was pretty good. For some reason yuri doesn't scare me as much as yaoi, but you never see yuri. Always stupid yaoi. I don't even know how to pronouce yaoi! Thank goodness Chloe actually had a normal head..I think.
Yuri is written with more of a nice fluffy tinge, not "OMG LOL! HOT SOFTCORE BOYBOY PORN." Written by illiterate girls who can't keep it to themselves and have to show the world a story in which two guys make out in the first sentence.
Don't forget the angst cherry and optional self-mutilation sprinkles at the top. My computer loads these forums so slowly..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2757789/1/)
I am never playing Psychonauts again, thanks you sicko writer.
I'd like to meet the author. Really. Must be a really interesting person.
This person....uggg.......I can only begin to imagine the pervert who wrote that. I read that....and, I swear I felt so dirrrty.
There's a Ford/Sasha oneshot story now on there, I think, but I haven't looked at it.
:naughty: Is that so? How about a link?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2775383/1/)
*jams head into brick*
It's dedicated... TO ME?!?!?!
DAMN IT ALL! DAMN IT ALL!!
Hmm, the plot thickens. How will you respond Cheez? Civil, or all out rage? It wasn't necisarry a badly written piece, just...out of character. Blandly put, the intentions were all off.
ALL.
OUT.
RAGE.
SHE ALSO CALLED ME, A GIRL.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGUOGAOUWHGOWAEHOWEGIAHWEGAH
Oh, wow. Burnz! Ouch, feel the sting! Sizzzle!
Sorry, I just can't get over how wonderful this is. Like, a comedy of errors, you know? Send her a nasty e-mail and straighten her out, eh? :D
A CONVERSATION I, THEREALLYOKAR, JUST HAD.
TheRealLyokar: I have been stripped of my dignity, had a blanket thrown over my head, was violated with a bar of soap and thrown into the girls locker room.
vashkiller1000: :0
vashkiller1000: LAWLZ
TheRealLyokar: no
TheRealLyokar: its not lawlz
vashkiller1000: its real?
TheRealLyokar: a girl thought i was a girl, and dedicated a f*CENSORED FOR LUCASFORUMS*cking yaoi story to me.
vashkiller1000: XXXXDDDDDDDD
TheRealLyokar: that's the bar soap
TheRealLyokar: ok
TheRealLyokar: the girls locker room
TheRealLyokar: everyone on fanfiction.net thinks im a girl
vashkiller1000: :0
TheRealLyokar: the stripping, my friends think i'm ghey
vashkiller1000: you were always gay weren't you
TheRealLyokar: bi, actually. xD <---JOKE. MAYBE. I'LL DECIDE MY SEXUALITY LATER
vashkiller1000: >_>
TheRealLyokar: SO YES
TheRealLyokar: OLD MAN PORN MAKES ME CRY
TheRealLyokar: AND NOW SOME IS DEDICATED TO ME.
vashkiller1000: :0
Yah! I caused people to be mad!
I am suddenly getting flashbacks to the conversation I had to the wonderful Purple Squid (no that is not sarcasm) about Fred/Boyd.
Man, I hope Schafer surfs these boards.
Ho ho! Way to stick it to her Cheez. She was all ":O"
I have a non-fanfiction related story about gender confusion...
onceuponatimeIusedtosurfthekeenspotforumsandsomeonecalledmeaguyandIgotmadtheend.
I have a non-fanfiction related story about gender confusion...
onceuponatimeIusedtosurfthekeenspotforumsandsomeonecalledmeaguyandIgotmadtheend.
The story of Purple Squid's life.
vashkiller1000 is my pal. not the girl of EVIL
The story of Purple Squid's life.
Purple Squid was at KeenSpot?
Purple Squid was at KeenSpot?
K, cept for that part.
It's dedicated... TO ME?!?!?!
Oh, ho!! That's just too good. What's next for you, are you going to prance through the meadow singing 'Danny Boy'? Mr. A-gay-fanfic-between-an-old-man-and-some-russain-german-psychonaut-was-dedicated-to-me??
Darth.
I don't need any more gay propaganda at me. I get it.
I am giving FluffleNeCharke or whatever, 3 days to change it from she to he and have the story no longer dedicated to me before I just go all out GO TO HELL YOU NUB.
I'm not Freddy goddamn Mercury. I'm not a damn homophobe either. As I've said to Mashi, I might be ghey myself. But it HURTS to see something as good as Psychonauts ruined by fans, it really does.
My dumb idea of the day was to write this story where the cast and crew of Psychonauts discover these fanfictions. Poor Lili's crying into a Raz's side right now. Scott's like "WOHSHIZNO" and Schafer's about to make an annoucement from his monogramed recliner.
...
IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.
XD I like that idea. Sounds like it would be fun.
IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.
That's what they always say.
Tim deserves a monogramed recliner. But he probably doesn't have one. So yeah.
My dumb idea of the day was to write this story where the cast and crew of Psychonauts discover these fanfictions. Poor Lili's crying into a Raz's side right now. Scott's like "WOHSHIZNO" and Schafer's about to make an annoucement from his monogramed recliner.
...
IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.
That was my plan.
But you cover your ass and cover it good. I'm talking metal assplates. With that type of **** there's a mighty... well, one freakin' fangirl that'll be pissed.
My idea was a Psychonauts version of Next, that MTV dating show.
Sasha:I'm Sasha, I'm 35 and I'm looking for a girl to call my own. She has to have a smart mind, as well as a few good assets. I'm kinda strict, so if this girl's a slop, she'll have to clean herself up with a next!
~The Daters~
1.Hi, I'm Tessa and this boy scout won't next me once he see's my merit badges. ~wink~
2.I'm Veronica, and he can't next this sexy goth princess.
3. Hey, I'm Ashlee, and this guy wont next me because I'm the girl next door...who throws wild parties when her parents are home.
4. I'm Megan, this guy certainly won't next me cause I'm the hot one.
5. I'm Norelle, and with a name and a body like this, what man can resist?
TO BE CONTINUED, STUPID!