I've got it! It'll be like a christmas story lind of. Raz wants a bb gun for christmas, and Sasha wins a MAJOR AWARD through a mail in contest.

what....ummmm

what? The MAJOR AWARD? don't get it?

no i don't

The leg lamp!

http://acs.flicklives.com/collect/red_ryder_leg_lamp.jpg)

Mr. Parker: [Unveiling his major award] Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?
Mother: What is it?
Mr. Parker: It's a leg!
Mother: But what is it?
Mr. Parker: Well, it's... A leg, you know, like a statue.
Mother: Statue?
Mr. Parker: Yeah, statue.
Ralphie: Yeah, statue.
Mother: Ralphie!
Narrator: My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the statue.
Mr. Parker: Holy smokes. Do... Do you know what this is? This is... A lamp!
Narrator: It was indeed a lamp.
Mr. Parker: Isn't that great? What a great lamp.
Mother: I don't know...
Narrator: The old man's eyes boggled...
Mr. Parker: Oh WOW!
Narrator: ...Overcome by art.

Mr. Parker: It's a Major Award!
Swede: Shucks I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.
Mr. Parker: What is a lamp, you nincompoop? Tt's a Major Award. I won it!
Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it?
Mr. Parker: Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.

ummm..okay

On christmas, there is always a 24 hour marathon of A Christmas Story. If you watch it, you'll understand what I'm talking about. That movie is sacred around here, It was filmed up in Cleveland.

it is

yeah. I saw it at the old theater yesterday. I don't know how many times I heard the fragile line.

man, i want to see it

For Darth's fanfic: Snowball fight, Something catching on fire, watching christmas specials, making food, presents, a party, and someone screaming "frat boy party."

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shinzuku/29622.html)
Myth fic. One-shot.

haha nice one shinzuku.. it was... so funny.

sweet

man, i want to see it
There's a 24 hour marathon on TBS at Christmas.

awww, what if i'm sleep the whole day?

You're not gonna sleep for 24 hours, silly goose.

with what they give me for pain killers i will

You couldn't sleep through Christmas even with pain killers. The singing of the Who's down in Whoville would wake you.

no it wouldn't

But, Who's are so annoying.

Are not.

Whos are adorable.

You're just JEALOUS.

besides, my sisters are the whos

When I was younger, I first saw how the grinch stole christmas(the one with Jim Carrey) I wanted hair like Cindy-Loo Who.

i did that for halloween one year

So...uh. Any new fanfictions when I was gone?

not sure

I don't think, but it's cool to see you back.

I don't think, but it's cool to see you back.

Cool to see you guys too.

Scrolling back I see this thread is pretty inactive. Makes me almost....

NO! Must finish story I'm on.

okay..

okay..

Does anybody else think that we should drop this thread and start posting fafdic like the KOTOR section of LucasForums does.

I'm getting quite partial to it as it is easier to navigate.

i think we should

i think we should

I'm going to see if I can put a poll on this thread.

sweet

sweet

Damnit! It doesn't work.

I'm wondering if we can ask the mod to clean out some of this board. It has some...offtopic threads that bug me.

which threads?

After you get to 'em? Every topic.

where ever i have been on, there is off topic things in..

Allie, you've even said it yourself your the most offtopic person on these boards. I'm thinking of writing a fanfiction where Franke and Kitty get a demonic kitten.

sweet a kitten

It's a Satan kitten, like on Andy Milonakis.

"Satan kitty says 'Talk to strangers! They have the best candy!' "

i know...i got a butterfinger once from a stranger

Eh. I've done a couple of scirpts, which I will link and have a few ideas up for stories THAT WILL NOT BE STOLEN, EVER.

1. Best Buy Goes Too Far (http://www.deviantart.com/view/23879694/)
I go to Best Buy to buy Psychonauts, and kill some XBox fanboy. Then I go in the back and find out Crispin kidnapped Raz! Now I have to save him. YAY.

2. Hypnotism Test (http://www.deviantart.com/view/25079281/)
Kids pair up and test their hypnotism prowess. Violent things happen to Raz, then it's almost skit night. More violent things happen to Raz.

3. Doppleganger Daughter: The Story of Rae & Her Crazy Time Machine (short story, in progress)
Teoo! In the not too distant future, there's a teenaged orphan girl who builds a time machine so she can log the entire relationship of her parents up until their tragic girl scout-related murder. Meanwhile, Raz tries not to have Basic Braining flashbacks and Lili becomes out of character! Other...things happen and time screws up. I'm not sure.

4. Resurrect (chaptered, not started)
3 years after the game, Raz runs off (again) and ends up in some town in Massachusetts. There's a GEOweasel themed cafe there, and Lili! They run off to do things and get murdered by a homocidal rabbit! Then...they come back because other demons said so. And, something about a succubus. Because cubi are awesome.

Yeah, those descriptions were...yyyyeah.

sweet

Yeah, I really need to start the zombie one. Because cubi are awesome.

super sweet

Supreme sweetness.

One song that always inspires me to write Psychonauts fanfiction is this:

Click the second link (http://search.singingfish.com/sfw/search?last_query=Frontier+Psychiatrist&a_submit=1&aw=1&sfor=av&dur=3&fmp3=1&freal=1&fwin=1&fqt=1&call=1&cmus=1&cmov=1&crad=1&coth=1&ctv=1&cnews=1&cspt=1&cfin=1&rpp=10&persist=1&exp=0&query=Frontier+Psychiatrist&adult_results=&a_eml_search=1&email_type=2&x=35&y=18)

I'm writing a fic now. It's a Sasha Milla story, but not really, so don't go, "oh God, another one..." It's a bit stupid, but oh well.

Welp, I CHANGED MY MIND ON LEAVING!!! So I'm writing a fanfic called "Supered!" It's like everyone from Psychonauts is a Marvel Superhero or villian. For example....

Sasha=Daredevil
Milla=Elektra
Raz=Cyclops
Lili=Jean Grey
Loboto=Magneto
Sheegor=Mystique

With a special message from........the Fantastic Four!

Fred is Mr. Fantastic!
Gloria is the Invistible Woman!
Edgar is The Thing!
and Boyd is the Human Torch!

And don't forget their evil villian.......
Crispen is Dr. Doom!!! How thrilling!

http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=157806)

some delicious fanfic on a sweet humor bun