Well. Yet another part. Now the story really begins...not Vernon x Franke, but Vernon vs. Camp.
The light of the moon slowly died, as the sun woke from a deep sleep and rose. Vernon liked the sunrise, it was more beautiful than books said it was. Sunsets were overrated, too. Nobody saw any good sunrises anymore. Not in books, not in Vernon's long, dull stories, not in anything. Vernon sat on a cliff's edge, watching the sun rise over the lake. It wasn't long before he'd have to leave Whispering Rock and endure his violent and abusive parents. He'd have to go back to school and have no fun anymore for nine whole months, unless he could get every merit badge and make it to Psychic Academy.
Franke climbed to the cliff, and sat next to Vernon. The sun barely creeped from behind trees, and Vernon sighed, feeling her presence. He was going to make an idiot of himself - he knew she liked him, and he knew he liked her. This feeling was just surfacing- he was only nine, she was only ten, but he knew he liked her, a lot. As she reached for his hand, he held hers firmly.
"Sunrises are underrated, you know? You never hear about them, ever. But they're a lot better than the sunset."
Franke smiled, and nodded. The sun came up, the sunlight casting in a heart. "It's so romantic," said Franke. She turned red and felt a burning sensation in her face as she turned to Vernon. Vernon turned to her and smiled. He smiled a smile larger than the time someone finally listened to his story of the Longest Walk Ever. He was happier than Raz when he had graduated from Whispering Rock.
They both closed their eyes, puckered their lips, and drew forth. What followed was ecstacy, heaven. A million thoughts raced through their minds, and melted out and gave room for pure love. As they finally drew back and opened their eyes, Kitty was standing right behind Franke. Vernon looked up at Kitty, still grinning a stupid, lovestruck grin.
"What are you doing with this dork, Franke?" asked Kitty, trying to jerk her by the hand away from Vernon. She didn't want to be late for doing nothing. And certainly not late for making fun of all the dorks around camp.
"Simple," said Franke, "I'm kissing Vernon. Is it that hard to see?"
Kitty sighed, and walked away. They were dumb anyway.
"So, Vernon," asked Franke, "are you going to Psi-Academy?"
Vernon looked down and sighed. "Are you? Because, um. I can't really make it. Unless I get all my merit badges in the last week. But that's really hard, and-"
"Well, I can't come back here any more, by my parent's orders..."
"OK. Then I'll make sure to do one thing. I'll get all of those merit badges. I promise."
Vernon smiled, and kissed Franke briefly once, and climbed down the rocks. If only camp lasted longer, and they could be together that much longer. A tear ran from his eye.
"Um, bye." He was so had that he might have to leave.
And he walked towards his first class, ready to put his best forth.
I wonder if Purple Squid is gone.
Purple Squid is DEAD, I'm afraid.
But her soul digs the words n' such.
Purple Squid is DEAD, I'm afraid.
But her soul digs the words n' such.
OO your dead...that sux...
Wow...I don't post for one day and come back to find Purple Squid dead :( That's sad.
That sure proves a lot of things can happen in a day...
OO your dead...that sux...
Wow...I don't post for one day and come back to find Purple Squid dead :( That's sad.
Don't worry. I lived a good life. A life of posting replies at the speed of light, a life of horrible fangirlism. But I lived all the same.
And chances are, I'll never die again!
*typical silhouette movie putting flowers on graves*
*looks around to make sure nobody is looking*
*pours super secret ZOMBIE FORMULA on her grave, as with everyone else's...*
...Holy ACOLYTES!
I'm alive! And my signature... it clashes with my hair.
(why do I have a sudden craving for... BRAINS?)
I KNOW!
I check constantly on FF.net to see if anyone has bothered to make the section. :cry6:
I got tired of waiting and now I'm trying to do it myself.
If you have any fanfic ideas WRITE THEM!
Otherwise I'm going to be very lonely there all by myself :(
BTW, we don't know Raz's father's name do we?
I've been there and I'm a user. soo a quick question. how can you sugest a new topic/story catagory. maybe if we sugest it enough times they'll finally get sick of it and make a catagory.
BTW, if anyone suggested that i'm sorry. I haven't read the thread entirally(sp?).
forget my last post. they actually made it... finally.
...Holy ACOLYTES!
I'm alive! And my signature... it clashes with my hair.
(why do I have a sudden craving for... BRAINS?)
Hm.... I've read about this... and played a video game about it... and saw a movie... I think it was called the Passion of the Christ.... also I have issues with Vernon.. (dislike his stories with a PASSION) however these fics show a side of him that wasn't really explored in the game, all we got was that he was an encyclopedia of... buh.
Yeah. Vernon can be loving too. And also, now that we're over Squiddie's death, can I get more reviews on chapter three?
Smon. I have no idea what you be talking 'bout.
I love you, but this isn't working out.
...oh. No. Wait. Nevermind. As it turns out, I do know!
And I'm a zombie!
Yeah. Vernon can be loving too. And also, now that we're over Squiddie's death, can I get more reviews on chapter three?
Who said you could be over my death?
Wait. I died? Again?
Who said you could be over my death?
Wait. I died? Again?
Sorry.. I still had that knife...
Sorry.. I still had that knife...
YOU killed me? But I thought we had something special going...
Oh. I see. You ditched me for rock.
YOU killed me? But I thought we had something special going...
Oh. I see. You ditched me for rock.
Not rock, Rock. He gets very offended when that happens. Unfortunantly halfway through our relationship I learned that I was robosexual and had to drop it.
It worked out for him as well as Algae was still eying him and he still had feelings for her. We had to break it up either way.
And well, could we still be friends Purple Squid? Because it's not you it's me.
Not rock, Rock. He gets very offended when that happens. Unfortunantly halfway through our relationship I learned that I was robosexual and had to drop it.
It worked out for him as well as Algae was still eying him and he still had feelings for her. We had to break it up either way.
And well, could we still be friends Purple Squid? Because it's not you it's me.
Okay.
...I guess. So... robosexual. Used in that context (you being a human. maybe), does it mean you dig robots? Because I dig them good.
Tell Rock he has my... sorries?
Okay.
...I guess. So... robosexual. Used in that context (you being a human. maybe), does it mean you dig robots? Because I dig them good.
Tell Rock he has my... sorries?
Robosexual= Human or robot who is sexually attracted to a robot if human, and human if robot.
Rock will be happy.
Wow. That is so sexy. Imagine... some robot/Klia fanfiction...
Robot- So. How-is-your-wine?
Klia- S'good, I guess.
Robot- That-is-your-fifth-glass. No? *boop*
Klia- ...Shup. Don't make light of my problems.
Robot- Ha.Ha.Ha.
That is total revenge for the G-Man thing.
Wow. That is so sexy. Imagine... some robot/Klia fanfiction...
Robot- So. How-is-your-wine?
Klia- S'good, I guess.
Robot- That-is-your-fifth-glass. No? *boop*
Klia- ...Shup. Don't make light of my problems.
Robot- Ha.Ha.Ha.
That is total revenge for the G-Man thing.
Fine, no G-men love for you. I guessed you just missed out on the sexyness that is this!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20306914/)
I saw that a while back, they sure know how to... stay in character.
Fine, no G-men love for you. I guessed you just missed out on the sexyness that is this!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/20306914/)
WOAHKAY. I want G-Man love again.
That is one sexy housewife.
mmmmm... pie.
"I am making a pie." [cutest thing EVER]
"are you trying to steal my husband, tramp"
"are you trying to steal my husband, tramp"
I slapped her, and then I got arrested.
I stole all the husbands!
"That woman has large boobs"
-G-men
"are you trying to steal my husband, tramp"
Yes. Yes, I am. :D
Wow...it's been a while since I've posted anything. Argh! Can't let the thread die!!!
Well, it's about time I start to hit the ol' dusty trail.
Wow...it's been a while since I've posted anything. Argh! Can't let the thread die!!!
It's not dying! It's thriving off of our souls. :3
Wow...it's been a while since I've posted anything. Argh! Can't let the thread die!!!
Right! It needs 30 CCs of gibberish... *defribulates the thread* DON'T YOU DIE ON ME.
Aw, snap. This thread is going to be so big it will conquer Zandia. I mean America. And then it will eat babies and nail puppies to walls and promote snow on the TV.
D:
Except now noones talking about anything except keeping it alive... thats always a bad sign... CLEAR! *defribulation*
You said that last time, Vocabulor. This thread has become everyone's favorite pet. :3
Indeed... *glances at dead Tamagotchi* BUT I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. CLEAR.. AGAIN...
This thread must live......... PORRRRQUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus compells you, thread! HEAL!
Holy crap, This thread is gonna die? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It didn't make any of us the beneficiary of it's 401K plan. IT MUST LIVE!! I'll call the superfriends!
I'll call the Justice League!
What about the super aquaintences. Jesus, Buhda, Seaman, and Moses.
Hey guys! As it turns out, Zandia DOESN'T REALLY EXIST! Isn't that crazy?
"Gasp" Zandia doesn't exist? Leapin' Lizards Batman!
I know! It turns out it was just a tiny, made up island somewhere next to Italy! DC artists Dude and That Other Guy made it up because they wanted a country that housed evil geniuses and angsty cult leaders! Wacky!
CULTCULTCULT. Man, I love that cult!
Woah, everyone who hasn't come already, join me at the Psychonauts Christmas Party!
Stop forcing your ways upon them, knave!