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Bokken

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Posted in: (SITHLORDS) CLAN
 Bokken
02-13-2009, 11:11 AM
#3
What'd they do, convince the entirety of an inactive, small-time clan to join them, thus obliterating it? Wow. :rofl:"\...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
 Bokken
02-13-2009, 11:15 AM
#32
Mousetrap...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
 Bokken
02-12-2009, 11:19 PM
#30
Ferrets...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
 Bokken
02-12-2009, 2:46 PM
#27
Saturday Night Live...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
 Bokken
02-12-2009, 11:37 AM
#25
Jack Benny...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
 Bokken
02-11-2009, 11:20 PM
#22
A Klingon teacher...  [Read More]
Posted in: Opposites
 Bokken
02-11-2009, 3:06 PM
#19
My Math Teacher....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Bokken
02-11-2009, 11:00 AM
#1241
Granted, but the award's name is somewhat cruel... I wish for a lich... Hey, it can rhyme if you want it to!...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Bokken
02-10-2009, 8:31 PM
#1238
Granted, he reads the word "It," and his opinion of El Goonish Shive is unchanged. I wish CQ would read El Goonish Shive. (The underlining means that it's a novel :p)...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 11:01 PM
#1229
Granted, but the monkey gets angry...and explodes. I wish the bullets for my specialized .22 cost less than forty cents each....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Bokken
02-06-2009, 7:52 PM
#1219
Granted, but you can no longer play games on Xbox Live. I wish that every wish were ruinable....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
 Bokken
02-06-2009, 12:24 PM
#1210
Granted, but some fool with an automatic grenade launcher decides that you look a lot like target practice. Ever seen when someone steps on a grape? I wish my .22 rifle didn't jam every 15 shots. And, I just realized I'm really going to regret that...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Excuse Game
 Bokken
02-13-2009, 11:17 AM
#148
But I have herpes. Give me ammo....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-13-2009, 11:16 AM
#1867
You mean he's not already? My life is a lie! Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-11-2009, 3:11 PM
#1863
He has; don't you see his 1200 odd posts? What would you get if you crossed a bulldog with a shih tsu?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-10-2009, 1:20 PM
#1859
Something inappropriate for a family friendly forum. Why does everybody bash Command and Conquer: Reborn, but nobody has actually played it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-08-2009, 12:09 PM
#1848
No, he'll be a model. Is "nearly good" the same as "bad?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 11:04 PM
#1842
Absolutely, unless it's Fe iron-y. Is Fe irony?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 6:23 PM
#1840
No, it would change to Commander$Q. Is Command and Conquer: Reborn a dead mod?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 1:55 PM
#1826
Odd. What are the normals of that?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-07-2009, 10:23 AM
#1821
She's a member or PETA. I just learned all the elements from the Periodic Table, so why do I still insist that there are only 4?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-06-2009, 7:56 PM
#1818
No, you'd been looking for the cat's dysfunctional cousin the dog, who everyone knows is the real culprit. If a horde of pigeons with diarrhea fly overhead, would you rather be under a poncho or an umbrella?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-06-2009, 12:19 PM
#1808
Hopefully, because it would mean that there's probably not a rock in front of you. If someone confused "nearly" and "barely" in a conversation, would it confuse you?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-05-2009, 11:50 PM
#1806
Diego Varen got bored with the Avatar/Signature Above You thread. If the sister is named Denise, is the brother named Deneffew?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Bokken
02-05-2009, 10:29 AM
#1800
Only during sex. What does the scroll lock button do?...  [Read More]
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