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And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, "Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall poop a lot. And it will not be good poop, it will be the poop of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put... [Read More]
"America, I have not been entirely honest with you. I did gagoogity that girl. I gashmoigatied her gaflaygitty with my googus, and I am sorry. --Bill Clinton... [Read More]
"Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom" --Darktears, Aardwolf February 21, 2009 "And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, "You shal... [Read More]
Granted, but it turns out that it's yellow...and you live in the land of submarines with sky of blue and sea of green. I wish that Alkonium would star as every single hero in the upcoming Watchmen movie.... [Read More]
Sing songs of the Marx brothers. Why is it that when someone says, "There are hundreds of billions of stars in the galaxy," we believe them, but when someone says, "There's wet paint on there," we have to touch it?... [Read More]
I would train him in the arts of assassination so that he could be a l33t 5-year-old. If you have 5 chickens, and you eat 3 chickens, what do you get besides indigestion?... [Read More]
When there's a troll under the bridge. If the professor in "Gilligan's Island" can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?... [Read More]