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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Questions for Atheists and Agnostics
  Darth Avlectus
05-07-2009, 1:40 AM
#5
Note: I am a former agnostic/atheist. I would consider myself a spiritual but not religious person. However, I am by no means against religion and freedom of (not from) it. I came back to believing simply as a matter of open mindedness: I noticed the...  [Read More]
Posted in: What are you watching/reading now?
  Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 1:26 AM
#23
Watching: Eureka Seven, Bleach Reading: Vampire Hunter D 1&2 ...if this counts: Playing MegaMan Zero...when I have time EDIT: OH yeah... Fred's...total play off of Fender...I should know, as I have seen that brand...From that one show with the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-10-2009, 3:44 AM
#225
Good idea if it included feeding off annoying bounty hunters. Neutral otherwise. Cheapshot knocking a train crewman (those buff dudes) unconscious and hogtying the mofo...then when he wakes up performing Chinese water torture on him until you have...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-09-2009, 2:12 PM
#217
Bad idea: what if you're in a china shop when you do it? All that mess and all that green you're gonna have to pay. Finding a n00b to teabag....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-09-2009, 1:34 AM
#213
^^^ Neurtral...what kind of rebels? Ahhnuld w/ an uzi would still be cool, though. Finding some honeys in kimonos and going on a boobie-grabbing fest!!! :D:D:D...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 8:47 PM
#211
Depends. Are their qi-pao wearing honeys who will pay you to dance? If yes, then yes; If no...you're gonna get laughed out of there. Setting Jason Voorhees loose in a Manhattan PD building....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 5:18 PM
#208
Good idea: somebody needs a good shake-up. To a cute and cuddly looking family of badgers, doing the one eye'd pirate look and like porky pig saying: addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb-addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 2:08 AM
#206
Good idea, we all need a factory operated and run by ruthlessly efficient little orange skinned musical dwarves who become obnoxious when somebody screws something up. Inviting Harlan Williams to your wedding--and hoping he won't **** it up....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 12:52 AM
#204
Good idea, some ass wipe can spaz out and choke. Cavity searching Mr and Mrs Anderson....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 11:26 PM
#196
Bad idea: we already have too many morons with cars as they are. Fooling Totenkopf into picking up a hooker with a deep voice....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 12:53 AM
#192
Bad idea, she'll be kicking and screaming...you don't want to have to talk to security when they only want to chase you down with metal bats, 15 of them 1 of you... Eating bowls full of cluster bombs and spreading a jellyfish on your toast, then to...  [Read More]
Posted in: Geekiest Star Wars Related Things
  Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 11:19 PM
#29
Elite SW cosplayer's aresenal: http://www.advanced-light.com/index.asp?id=2...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-07-2009, 2:54 AM
#91
In the name of the galactic senate of...wait a sec. Hey Kit, in what name are we arresting him for again?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 12:45 AM
#87
Life suck and then you...uhhh... wait...what was that last part? Unknown clichee...and I'm worse than it b/c I'm a dumbass who got wrong...ON PURPOSE! Rats! Oh Rats! (dives into the pile of hay in my garbage can)...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 2:15 AM
#150
I'd go out and get laid as much as I could, Write my will so that it could not be botched, Turn my rat loose in my room after making it a haven for her...all the food she'd ever need, and an automated water dispense system...as well as other automa...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 12:56 AM
#148
Change my name, again if I hadn't and wonder WTF was I thinking. Wwydi tom green decided to come to your house?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 1:56 AM
#673
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 12:54 AM
#671
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
05-07-2009, 2:55 AM
#669
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 11:28 PM
#666
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
05-10-2009, 3:56 AM
#2040
B/c it isn't bluegrass...you silly. :rolleyes: =============================== Be on the receiving end for once and you'll see why <PLAF!> Oh I'm sorry--did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Was that some kind of an offer?h...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
05-09-2009, 1:22 AM
#2037
B/C it would not be pink otherwise. Why is it that every time I have to give someone a cavity search, they squirm?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
05-07-2009, 2:50 AM
#2034
Uhh...the square root of negative one divided by the answer to quadratic (7x^2)+(57x)+90/2*89.172 number of rats, of course. Why is it in this precinct I'm surrounded either by corrupt cops on Sweets' payroll, or incompetent pidgeon faced ****s like...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
05-07-2009, 2:39 AM
#2032
'Cuz yer avatar looks mighty purdy when I get drunk. Why are there no rats in my garbage?!?!?!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 12:46 AM
#2029
To disneyland of course. Where is my prosciutto pizza, dammit?...  [Read More]
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