Nuetral. Depends on it's use. It could be a powerful ally...or enemy:D

A teddy bear that handles all of your jobs and problems. With independent AI.

Bad idea. You know how robots get when they become self-aware.

Non-drowsy sleeping pills.

Bad idea, one might get confused if they were going to sleep or not, so they'd continue taking pills, and then it'd be too late....

Cough drops...from a can!:D

Good idea, some ass wipe can spaz out and choke.

Cavity searching Mr and Mrs Anderson.

Good idea on Mrs. Anderson, not so good on Mr Anderson.

Running your factory w/a bunch of oompa loompas.

Good idea, we all need a factory operated and run by ruthlessly efficient little orange skinned musical dwarves who become obnoxious when somebody screws something up.

Inviting Harlan Williams to your wedding--and hoping he won't **** it up.

Bad idea, we all know Harlan Williams is unable to resist the urge....

Riding a Tiger tank onto some world leader's front lawn.

Good idea: somebody needs a good shake-up.

To a cute and cuddly looking family of badgers, doing the one eye'd pirate look and like porky pig saying: addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb-addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb.

Bad Idea, that noise is the National Badger War Call.
Coming up with a better name for yourself, via a machine.

Bad idea, they have feelings too, and are not afraid to act on them.

Dancing up and down at a random bar in the middle of China.

Depends. Are their qi-pao wearing honeys who will pay you to dance?
If yes, then yes; If no...you're gonna get laughed out of there.


Setting Jason Voorhees loose in a Manhattan PD building.

Bad idea. Manhattan may explode of the strangeness of that accident.

Giving Arnold Schwartzeneggar an Uzi and set him loose on some strange animal in Columbia...near the rebels...:D

^^^ Neurtral...what kind of rebels? Ahhnuld w/ an uzi would still be cool, though.

Finding some honeys in kimonos and going on a boobie-grabbing fest!!! :D:D:D

GOOOOOODD!! Until they get their mace out.
Becoming immune to mace, axe, and all forms of irritants.

Good idea, unless you want to die.

Using Magic Mushrooms to make Mushroom soup.

Bad idea. You might die of an overdose.

Using a magical staff to use magical powers to summon some random magical dragon, which will magically fight for you in a magically filled quest of magic....

Bad idea: what if you're in a china shop when you do it? All that mess and all that green you're gonna have to pay.

Finding a n00b to teabag.

Bad Idea. They might bite. Wouldn't want that now, would we?

Finding a n00b to teabag who can't bite or hit back. :P

Bad idea. Crimes against the handicapped are looked upon dimly. Perhaps you should have said "won't".

Trying to take over the world if you have the ability and resources to do so.

Good Idea, at least....for me....:D Actually, neutral, because...if you take over the World, you're gonna have a lot of enemies. And once the world war is over, then coems the war against the resistance, and then after that, the war of politics, and then after that.....you have to clean up the mess. So make sure if you have the proper resources:D


Taking over another planet.

Bad idea. We'd be charging into unfamiliar territory, with no defense against all the disease that the locals built an immunity to long ago.

A magazine called WTF Weekly.

AAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pure and simple.
Being able to transform into an animal of your choosing.

Bad idea. How would you transform back?

Brainwashing all of the animals to obey you.

Bad idea; it would be too many for your finite, mortal mind to keep track of all of them.

Feeding the tiger at the zoo.

Good idea if it included feeding off annoying bounty hunters. Neutral otherwise.

Cheapshot knocking a train crewman (those buff dudes) unconscious and hogtying the mofo...then when he wakes up performing Chinese water torture on him until you have broken him of his mind.

Neutral. Depends on your rationale for picking that kind of target.

Keeping you wife barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

Bad idea. Eventually, she will rebel, and the kids will be 6-ft and on her side in the matter. It may be war if they are not properly monitered....:D


Building a 50-by-50 ft tank.

Bad idea, the first 50 may be in any increment, and you're missing a dimension.

Wreaking having in the past.

Neutral. I think you meant havoc. Would deend on whose past you're wreaking havoc in. Yours, and it might not be a good idea (for you, anyway).

Owning the copyrights to all the world's music.

Neutral: you could go around suing all day and getting $$$, but everyone will hate you.

Going to an ICP concert and telling them "You suck! Eminem rules!" And taking bags w/ M&M's and throwing them at the band...

Bad idea. Those guitars are shaped like that for a reason....killing weird people:D

Dropping a tank on a huge trampoline, and sending it towards a massive stadium.

Good idea: stadiums have lot's of dumb people in attendance. Nobody will notice or miss them.

BURGER TAG!

Good idea. Need I say more?:D

CHEESEBURGER TAG!:D

Good idea, the cheese makes it easier to spot who's been tagged.

A Legend of Drizzt film series.

(Google search...Hey I was looking for passage to dawn--thanks buddy :thmbup1:)

Good to great: That actually might make another interesting set of films. Lesser known than LOTR...gives it a chance to learn from its competitor's errors errors. Hopefully given a good set of direction and production and all other talent it will rake in bazillions!

Would you like a milkshake, fries and apple pie with that burger/chesseburger for TAG? (Standing point blank) SPLAT! <Right in your face> <Runs away immediately>

Good idea. The more food, the more interesting it is.

Motor Jousting.

MMM! Great idea. It'll be all the more spectacular. More paste to spill on the lawn as well!

Binding and tickling those women from that hypothetical sitch of if anime were for real.

Good idea if they don't mind. Quantity can be a quality of its own if they don't want to play ball. The more, the merrier.

Doing more than tickling.

Neutral: Depends by what you mean by "more". :naughty:

Naming your child after a variation of Harry Butteskar's last name...

Bad idea, unless it's just the second half.

Chugging a thermos full of espresso.

BAD IDEA. The after-effects would endanger yourself and those around you...crazy hyper...

A thermos that doubles as a hand-grenade:D

Good idea, liberty city could always use some more mayhem in the form of covert explosives disguised as everyday items. :D (yes that is totally you, propz)

Telling Tommy Vercetti to eat **** and die.

Good idea as long as you've got the drop on him. The world could always use one less scumbag.

Robbing people at gunpoint at a gun control rally.

Only good if nobody else sees you pull it off, otherwise..................................


Summoning a ghost with a weegee board, and as soon as it shows up, you smack it.

Good idea.....if it's Casper.

Playing Truth or Dare with the devil?

Good idea .......if you're the grim reaper.

Calling yourself by the name of a greek god and picking up a hooker with a deep voice? :xp:

Good idea, as long as the deep voice is your own and she's so turned on by it she pays you.

Yelling "Shark!" at a nudist beach.

Excellent idea, especially if you have a camera and a getaway paint buggy like the one on Earnest goes to camp. :naughty:


Receiving an operation on your eyeball while riding in a doom buggy.

Neutral. How many eyes do you have?

Taking your holiday in the Sudan.

Good idea ...if you're Sudanese. I guess...

Going to Alaska, bitch slapping a polar bear and taking its food.